I thought that I was going crazy when I first thought it. I thought that I was just over reacting because of all the extra missions I had been on. After all it was just little things.
At first I told myself
I need my head inspected
I notice little things
Same t-shirt and sun glasses
But then it got worse. She died her hair black like mine and bought the exact same guitar that I have. And worst of all she started to drive my car everywhere.
Then it got weirder see
She cut her hair like me
She bought a red guitar
Kept driving round in my car
Just as he started to get used to her doing those things, it got even worse. She crashed his car into a bus while chasing some supermodel. She looks exactly like me now. She even smiles the same as me and knows my whole address book.
I'm kissing her and she
She slams me against the wall
She crashed into a bus
Chasing some super model
She's analysed my smile
She's memorised my phone book
When I thought it couldn't get any worse she started wearing my clothes and talking like me. I swear that she's trying to steal my identity as payback for how I treated her when we were children.
She always wears my clothes
Her favourite words are WOOOHO!
She looks like, does like, sounds like me
She's stealing my identity
And I'm begging you
I wish that someone else would notice but everyone loves the 'new' Sakura. I wish they'd see her for the wanna be she is.
Somebody notice me somebody notice
I'm fading away here
What have I got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me
She used to do ballet and now she's started to smoke my cigarettes after playing soccer my friends. But still, no one listens when I say that she's trying to be me.
I'm saying something's wrong
She's out back playing soccer
She used to do ballet
Now she's a heavy smoker
She's so obsessed with me
That she stands up to pee
When I told my friends this they thought I was going crazy and offered special help. I know there just worried but they'd see it to if they just watched her.
And now her stupid games
Have started taking over
Don't need no special help
Don't need to see a doctor
I know you're worried but
I'm telling you just watch her
It's like she knows me better than I know myself now. She knows things about me that I never told anyone. Still no-one has noticed and she looks exactly like me and even sounds like me.
It's like she's cracked my code
Knows things I've never spoke of
She wants sex all the time
and still find time to off
She looks like, just like, sounds like me
She's stealing my identity
And I'm begging you!
Somebody notice me somebody notice
I'm fading away here
What have I got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me
My friends still think that I'm joking when I bring it up. What will it take for them to realise that she is trying to be me.
I'm not joking
She won't stop provoking me
I'm going under
What have I got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me
They took me to a mental hospital and made me wear a pale pink nighty. The nurse came in and told me that my boyfriend is here so that I should make myself look pretty. That made me feel even worse.
I'm in the loony bin
Wearing a pale pink nighty
The nurse comes through the door
And whispers so politely
"You're boyfriends here to see you
Look pretty and take a bath
I love his silly band
Can I get his autograph?"
She looks like, does like, sounds like me
She's stealing my identity
And I'm begging you!
Somebody notice me somebody notice
I'm fading away here
What have I got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me
I'm not joking
She won't stop provoking me
I'm going under
What have I got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be
She wants to be
She wants to be me
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this one-shot. The song is called She Wants To Be Me by Busted.