I wanna be the very best,
Like nobody ever was.
To play them is my real test,
To buy them is my cause.

I will travel across the shops,
Searching ever shelf.
Each RPG to finish off,
And keep them to myself.

RPGs
It's only me,
It is my destiny
RPGs
You're my best friend
In a game we must defend
RPGs
Graphics so true
I'll finish this game before you
RPGs
Gotta play them all
RPGs!

Every puzzle in the game,
With intelligence I shall solve.
I finish games everyday,
To claim my rightful score.

Come and play the time is right,
There's no better game.
Companies like Rare and Konami
THEY'RE JUST FUCKING LAME!!!