A Day in the Life of Dean Thomas
by: Ziegod Lizski
Hi! I'm Dean Thomas. I decided to write this story to inform the world about how truly wonderful my life is.
Every morning, I wake up with a new bouqeut of flowers in my lap from a girl, because all the girls are in love with me, especially Hermione Granger. I know she's going out with Ron, but every once in a while, the flowers are from a "secret admirer," with the card in her handwriting. I believe that modesty is my best quality.
I can barely get to breakfsat, because of all the people around me shouting, "Hey Dean, waaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzz uuuuuuuuuuup!"
I don't know half of them; most of them just hang around me so that they can seem cooler. There's no use denying it--I am the most popular guy at Hogwarts, maybe even in the whole world! Even Harry Potter worships me, much to the dislike of Ron, who's jealous about the Hermione thing.
Potions is my best class. I'm Snape's favorite student, even though he won't admit it to himself. I'm a wizz at all my classes, and I'm way smarter than Hermione. She only does better than me because--get this--she cheats on everthing. I've seen it.
After classes, I have quidditch practice; I play seeker. Now, everyone wants you to think that it's Harry Potter, but it's really me. I'm the best seeker Hogwarts has ever seen!
Then, after a satisfying meal, I go to bed, and I dream sweat dreams.
The End.......?
by: Ziegod Lizski
Hi! I'm Dean Thomas. I decided to write this story to inform the world about how truly wonderful my life is.
Every morning, I wake up with a new bouqeut of flowers in my lap from a girl, because all the girls are in love with me, especially Hermione Granger. I know she's going out with Ron, but every once in a while, the flowers are from a "secret admirer," with the card in her handwriting. I believe that modesty is my best quality.
I can barely get to breakfsat, because of all the people around me shouting, "Hey Dean, waaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzz uuuuuuuuuuup!"
I don't know half of them; most of them just hang around me so that they can seem cooler. There's no use denying it--I am the most popular guy at Hogwarts, maybe even in the whole world! Even Harry Potter worships me, much to the dislike of Ron, who's jealous about the Hermione thing.
Potions is my best class. I'm Snape's favorite student, even though he won't admit it to himself. I'm a wizz at all my classes, and I'm way smarter than Hermione. She only does better than me because--get this--she cheats on everthing. I've seen it.
After classes, I have quidditch practice; I play seeker. Now, everyone wants you to think that it's Harry Potter, but it's really me. I'm the best seeker Hogwarts has ever seen!
Then, after a satisfying meal, I go to bed, and I dream sweat dreams.
The End.......?