Not At All Nice

By Alice Elric7

Chapter 1: A Simple Game Between Opponents

"Carful, Spice," Sayu told her partner and friend as they stood in the doorway of the vault room. She messed with the goggles that covered over haft her face. "Turn on your heat vision. There are lasers all over this room. However, the lasers aren't moving and there appears to be a terminal controlling them at center of the room that will turn them off. Do you want to go after it alone?"

"Where's the fun in that?" chuckled Spice. Sayu sighed.

"Alright, I'll go, too." They backed up a couple of steps and ran into the room. Doing flips, cartwheels, and tumbles, the two girls maneuvered through the lasers (Imagine Kim Possible's first mission. That's basically what they're doing). Spice reached the terminal moments before Sayu did and pressed the off button triumphantly.

"Too slow, Sugar. You better practice some before I decide that I don't need a partner." Spice teased.

"Ha-ha, Spice, very funny," Sayu said in a monotone as they walked towards the now approachable vault. "Are you going to be fine retrieving the prize while I take out the target?"

"Yes, I'll be fine. Go."

Sayu ran out and went up several staircases until she reached the target's floor. His name is Malech Kyioroko, a Japanese mobster with too much money and a rumored hobby of raping little girls. So he became the perfect target- a monster in a man's suit. Sayu entered Malech's bedroom and drew her knife, which had been hanging from her belt.

"Malech Kyioroko," Sayu said softly to the sleeping man. "You have committed serious crimes far beyond what the law can punish you for. So I have come to punish you and send you to your final judgment early." Sayu walked to the side of the bed and raised her knife high. "My name is Sugar, but I'm certainly not sweet. Burn in hell, mother-fucker."

She stabbed him in the throat, his blood spurting out to color the room a bright red. Sayu returned her knife to her belt and took out a little jar. She poured the sugar in the jar onto the blood, knowing that Spice should be pouring her jar of spices inside the vault. It was their signature mark.

Sayu stretched her arms above her head, than ran off to find Spice.

L's PoV ***************************

'Damn it!' L's fist clenched, then he forced himself back into his expressionless mask. 'Sugar and Spice escaped again, despite all the security and precaution that was taken. How do they keep doing? How!?'

Suddenly, L's computer came to life, without L touching it. A window appeared, saying, "Not/as/sweet/as would like a private chat with you." L took all the precautions and made sure that the conversation would be saved onto the server, and then clicked 'yes.'

"Hello, L, dear. How are you? Are you frustrated that you still don't have a picture of us?"

L sighed; he'd known this was coming. He knew that trying to trace the chat would be fruitless, but he went through the motions anyway. She wouldn't be so careless after chatting with him 20 times before to leave her location unprotected, but L needed to be sure. "Hello, Sugar-chan," L typed back. "I am quite fine, thank you. Though I have to admit, not having a picture of you is a hindrance, I will catch you and Spice-chan soon."

"So confident :P! But I feel sorry for you; a year of searching and the only thing you've found out is that a week later, a charity in the same country receives a donation of over haft the money stolen. Since I pity you so, I'll throw you a bone, so to speak."

A little video box appeared and started playing. L watched, wide-eyed, as 2 girls ran into the vault room and did gymnastics all over the room. Haft way through the feed, the picture turned red- heat vision- and L could see that they were avoiding lasers that were placed randomly around the room. The heat vision turned off when the lasers did, and L could finally get a good look at the two. They were both dressed in the same black bodysuits with goggles covering haft their face and both had long, dark brown hair pulled back into a high ponytail, one with a pink ribbon and one with red. The video cut off after the girl with the pink ribbon spirited out of the room. "So, L," an automated voice said from the computer. "What do you think of our performance?"

"You seem to be under the impression that I will not gain anything from this video, Sugar-chan. I assure you that will not be the case."

"I'm not under any impression, L. perhaps you should think about my motives before you go about making such wild presumptions." L heard a soft click and knew it was the microphone turning off. He sighed.

'Sugar-chan, why must you tease me so?'

Sayu's PoV **************** (Sparkles!)********************

"I'm home!" Sayu called out as she entered her home. It's been about two days since she and Spice had broken into Malech Kyioroko's house and killed him; her family was under the assumption that she'd spent a couple of nights at a friend's house. Sayu was considered very popular, since Light was popular, and her family always thought she was being invited to sleepovers almost every week. Since she didn't use this excuse every time she and Spice broke into someone's house, it worked perfectly. Sayu was almost as brilliant as her brother, after all.

"In here, sweetie!" Sayu's mother called from the kitchen. She traveled through several rooms until she came across her baking bread (I don't really know why…). "How was your sleepover, Sayu?"

"It was fun. Ugata-san was very nice."

"Hey, Sayu," Light said, walking into the room. She tensed at the sound of his voice. 'Relax. It's just Light. Smart, brilliant, perfect Light.' Sayu thought bitterly. She'd always be ranked under Light, always second best even though she'd done more to help the world than he'd ever do. Sayu glanced at her brother with her uncovered, blood red eyes and chocked.

Light had no death date flouting above his head.

I feel evil :P. I gave Sayu shinigami eyes and made her a master thief. This should be fun. (Does the Light laugh)

Song: Her Name Is Alice by Shinedown