Authors note: Happy 2018 everyone! I am ready to write my Naruto Version Stories Dattebayo! Good news I can write more stories because my Wednesday job is now changed to Thursdays. But I will still only work for 4 hours instead of 6 hours. Yes I work from 10am to 2pm! Anyway let me know what you guys think, or you can go to my PM. I really need your opinion when you guys read a new chapter. Also if you guys can't PM me just post your idea of what you want to see in the next chapter in your review, that way I can squeeze it in for the next chapter!
Please keep reading every word in my author notes before, and after you finish reading the chapter so you fans can know what's going to happen in the next chapter. Let me know what you guys think of my voice cast section! Because THIS IS HOW I AM GONNA BE WRITING MY Naruto Version stories! Well here is a reminder of my voice cast in this story:
1. Naruto: voiced by Taron Egerton
2. Iruka: voiced by Peter Serafinowicz
3. Hinata: voiced by Tori Kelly
4. Sasuke: voiced by Seth MacFarlane
5. Jiraiya: voiced by Matthew McConaughey
6. Biwako: voiced by Garth Jennings
7. Choza: voiced by Nick Kroll
8. Mito: voiced by Mary Elizabeth McGlynn
9. Hashirama: voiced by Peter Lurie
10. Shizune: voiced by Megan Hollingshead
11. Karin: voiced by Scarlett Johansson
12. Suigetsu: voiced by Beck Bennett
13. Hitomi: voiced by Leslie Jones
14. Elder Hyuga: voiced by Jay Pharoah
15. Natsu: voiced by Laraine Newman
16. Kakashi: voiced by Dave Wittenberg
17. Guy: voiced by Skip Stellrecht
18. Asuma: voiced by Adam Buxton
19. Tsubaki: voiced by Tiffany Vollmer
20. Mizuki: voiced by Michael Reisz
21. Moegi: voiced by Wendee Lee
22. Jirobo: voiced by Michael Sorich
23. Temari: voiced by Tara Platt
24. Genma: voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch
25. Konohamaru: voiced by Colleen O'Shaughnessey
26. Obito: voiced by Neil Kaplan
27. Kankuro: voiced by Michael Lindsay
28. Udon: voiced by Kate Higgins
29. Kasumi: voiced by Meredith McCoy
30. Hibachi: voiced by Stephanie Nadolny
31. Gaara: voiced by Wes Anderson
32. Young Tsunade: voiced by Jennifer Hudson
Now on to the story, and enjoy reading it!
Chapter 1
The sound of an orchestra tuning up. Tilt down from twinkling stars to reveal the most beautiful old theatre in a street heaving with life.
But not animal life. This is a city inhabited entirely by humans.
We glide under the illuminated marquee and through the doors into a grand foyer, where the very last patrons hurry to their seats.
The ornate house lights dim. Voices hushed.
The music starts. The orchestra is loud and dramatic.
A lever is pulled. A sandbag drops from the rafters.
A stage light turns on and points towards the stage. A human stands in the wings and pulls tightly on a rope. The Curtain opens, revealing a stage set resembling an enchanted wood.
From the wings we see the back of a female (Tsunade Senju) in a stunning purple dress and a tiara waiting to go on stage. She has long yellow hair tie in a bun, her skin is pale but beautiful. Her eyes are green and she wears red lip stick. Stage hands adjust the train of her gown.
Tsunade's shoulders rise and fall as she takes a last breath before stepping out.
As Tsunade raises her face into the spotlight she sings "Golden Slumbers" by the Beatles.
"Once there was way to get back homeward, Once there was a way to get back home".
"Sleep little darling, do not cry. And I will sing a lullaby".
The camera turns away from the stage to view the audience. We find an adorably scruffy little boy sitting with his father in the balcony. His father pulls him up onto his knee. Jiraiya's eyes are wide, enthralled as he wears a blue suit that matches his father's. Jiraiya's father delights in his son's response to the show. Jiraiya talks during the flashback. "This was it. The moment it all began. The moment an ordinary little guy fell in love with the theatre. Everything about it; the lights, the way the scenery moved, even the smell. He was only 6 years old but his plans to become a writer were suddenly toast".
The scene changes to a young adult Jiraiya with his father. With Jiraiya about to cut a ribbon in the front of the same theatre. His father stands proudly next to him and a photo is taken - freezing the action in a photo. The photo is still shown. Until the camera continues to pull wider to reveal the photo hangs on a wall amongst posters for theatre productions. But Jiraiya speaks again. "Some folks may have said he grew up to be the greatest showman this city has ever seen, some called him a visionary, a maverick. Sure, some folks said he was as crazy as he was stubborn, but I say "Wonder and magic don't come easy pal". And oh, there would never be any doubt".
At the base of this wall of photos we find Jiraiya sat in a chair facing his posters. He spins around and talks into camera. "The name Jiraiya Sannin would go down in entertainment history. And I should know, because I am Jiraiya -". But he is unable to finish the sentence because somebody angrily knocks on his door. It was an angry black guy saying, "Sannin! Open this door!".
It's the present day, the action is now live and Jiraiya is startled as if waking up from a dream. He is wearing a white button-down shirt with a red bow tie covered by a blue suit jacket. He also wears blue pants with a black belt and brown shoes. Not to mention having long white hair tie up. The Sectary aka: Miss Biwako - a spectacularly black kind old women with one glass eye enters through a connecting office door. She is wearing a yellow dress with dark yellow flowers and white shoes. She also wears a green cap and has dark brown hair tie in a single ponytail.
Inside Jiraiya's office Biwako smiles and says, "Good morning, Mr. Sannin". Jiraiya looks at her and says, "Miss Biwako, what uh...what's going on?". Biwako looks at him and says, "You gotta lot of people waiting to see you Mr. Sannin". Jiraiya looks in confusion and says, "I do?". He then looks out the window, and sees a huge crowd on line outside his theater. Jiraiya then whispers in fright saying, "Holy Moly, I really do". However a group of angry people waiting, and pacing in the hall outside his office are knocking, and shouting at Jiraiya to come outside.
Biwako looks at Jiraiya saying, "It's the stage crew from your last show. They say their pay checks bounced and-" But she is interrupted as Jiraiya whispers telling her, "Tell 'em I'll call up the bank and make sure they're paid, tout suite". Biwako writes that down on her clipboard and says while pointing towards a red light flashing on Jiraiya's telephone, "Oh, I got Rin from the bank holding on line 2 right now, sir".
Upon hearing that Jiraiya grabs a briefcase, and dashes across the room. He freaks out saying, "Um. Actually I'm gonna have to call her back". Biwako looks scare hearing this and asks him, "Oh. What should I tell her this time?". Jiraiya moves a large old poster to reveal a huge hole in the wall. Smiling at Miss Biwako, Jiraiya only had one thing to say, "Tell her Jiraiya Sannin is out to lunch!". And with that, Jiraiya vanishes through the hole. We continue to hear the muffled sound of the angry crew knocking. Jiraiya crawls across the narrow planks that crisscross very high above the stage.
Then the scene shows the same angry man saying, "Sannin, open this door! Come on, Sannin! I know you're in there!". Back to Jiraiya, we see buckets half-filled with rain water placed beneath holes in the roof, line his path. Jiraiya steps on to a large wooden crescent moon prop. Jiraiya releases a tethered rope. A counterweight rises and the moon drops with Jiraiya riding it like an elevator. The crescent moon carries Jiraiya down from the rafters and stops on the stage; which is looking old and shabby.
Jiraiya exits the theatre present day: a little worse for wear and squeezed between two larger, more modern buildings. We can still hear the angry people shouting his name as Jiraiya hops on a bicycle and cycles off down the street. Jiraiya cycles down the hill at top speed, and the camera whooshes away taking us on an epic tour of the city! He speeds down the street, nearly hitting a garbage truck. Jiraiya swerves, avoiding cars. The garage man says "yikes" seeing this. A Spanish cop directing traffic with a shrill whistle. While a little boy rides a scooter over a canal bridge under which a women surfaces momentarily.
The little boy says "Hey, watch it!". French girls wearing neckties leap up on water filled steps. And whoosh as Jiraiya bikes down the same steps. We find ourselves at the end of an alleyway where we hear a beautiful, soulful voice singing "The Way I Feel Inside" by The Zombies. You would think these tender tones emanate from a sensitive we find the source to be a tall British teenage boy leaning against an alley wall and singing to no one. The boy has spiky yellow hair blue eyes, and has three marks on both sides of his cheek. He wears a black leather jacket, a green undershirt with a yellow lightning bolt and stars, blue jeans, and dark blue shoes.
Naruto has a smile on his face as he sings without a care in the world by laying his head on the wall. "In your mind, could you ever be really close to me? I can tell the way you smile. If I feel that I could be certain then, I would say the things I want to say toni-".
However the sound of a walkie-talkie cuts Naruto off. He looks around the corner, and sees 2 police officers are strolling in his direction. Naruto gasps as he ducks back into the shadows of the alley just as the cops appear being mildly curious. "Huh. Thought I heard someone singin' there. Ah, whatever". As the cop left, Naruto gasps upon seeing that the cops are near him. Soon after Naruto whispers urgently into his own walkie talkie by holding it in his left hand. "Guys! Listen! Stay where you are! The cops are here!". Before Naruto can say anything else, glass shattering was heard.
2 adults in bunnie masks carrying sacks of loot had smash through a window landing down the alley. Therefore the alarm started going off. The first adult was light brown had dark brown hair, and black eyes. He wears a blue jumpsuit, and a white shirt under it. This man was known as Iruka but he was nicknamed Big Daddy. The second adult was taller than Iruka, he was light brown but had spiky black hair. He also has a beard that is the same color of his hair. This man wore a long sleeve blue jacket and pants that was the same color. Inside his jacket he wore a yellow shirt and red tie. This man was known as Asuma.
The cops had came to the alley and they are shock to see robbers. Police officer 2 said, "What!". But was cut off as police officer 1 said, "Hey! Hold it right there!". The robbers see the cops, and dash out of sight down a perpendicular alleyway. The cops charge past Naruto, who is still hiding in the shadows. But they are forced back against the wall as the gang's truck being driven by Kakashi and Guy roars around the corner, then charges right past them.
Iruka upon getting in the back of the truck yells out to his comrades saying, "Go, go, go!". While Asuma is also in the back of the truck. As the truck drives both cops move to the side saying, "woah". After the truck left Naruto runs out of the alley to catch up to the truck. He runs pass cars that almost hit him. Naruto then runs to the truck pulling out his hand for his father to grab on. As his father grabs him, Naruto leaps on to the back where Asuma clings to their loot. Iruka the leader yells at Naruto with fierce authority.
"Naruto! You were supposed to be keepin' a lookout!". Gasping for air Naruto says, "Sorry dad". Iruka then gives out orders telling Guy to drive faster, and telling Kakashi to block the cops off with his gun. Guy wears the exact same outfit as Asuma but in green. He says out loud excitedly "Yeah! This is awesome! Let's get these cops off of our trail!". While Kakashi says out of boredom, "Time to show them our A game huh". But Asuma was worry about the loot as he curses at Guy saying, "Drive faster or we won't make it out alive you fool!". Guys laughs menacing which freaks Asuma out, while Kakashi shoots at the cop cars and at some traffic light poles that blocked some cops from following them.
But Naruto now has his head down as he holds on tightly to the trunk, and says in his mind, "Can't you call me Johnny? I feel a lot better if you call me that. Besides it's bad enough mom had to die three weeks after I was born. I don't know a thing about her, and I'm only 17 years old. Why? Why did I had to be born in October of 1999? If mom was here, she would understand the way I feel inside". While still being angry and worry now that the cops are chasing them, Iruka says out loud "And where's ya mask? Naruto!". Upon hearing that, Naruto looks at his dad and awkwardly pulls on a bunny mask putting it on his face. Sirens wail as the getway truck takes a detour turning around a corner. Whoosh the camera flies away, twisting and turning through the city.
The scene changes to a window of an apartment where we find Mito a young women in her 30s. Mito has red hair, thick red eyebrows, and black eyes. She wears a pink buttoned short sleeved blouse, light blue pants, and small pointed black shoes. She is washing dishes while singing along with the radio playing "Firework" by Katy Perry.
Mito sings looking out the window, "Do ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?". Mito turns around to switch off the tap in time to stop a jug of water from over-flowing. She turns around again and kicks a football safely out of her way. She carries a jug of water towards a table where 20 kids feast on their lunch like barbarians. Mito sings while taking care of her kids, "Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin". As she re fills their glasses, some of the kids cringe at her singing. Another kid name Caspar leaps on to the table. He mimics his mother saying, "Look at me, I'm mommy! LA LA LA!".
He crudely mimics Mito singing and the children explode with laughter. Mito angrily looks at Caspar and says out loud, "Caspar, get off the table". He doesn't of course, so Mito has to wrangle him instead. Hashirama a black man that has black eyes and long dark brown hair, enters the kitchen wearing a dark brown suit and tie. He is Mito's husband and father to their 20 kids that look like them. The children say la la la, while Hashirama asks Mito, "Have you seen my car keys?".
Mito pulls the car keys out of a child's mouth and hurls them to Hashirama before dealing with Caspar who continues to mock her singing. Mito then tells her husband in annoyance, "Hashirama, would you please tell them what a good singer I am". But Hashirama doesn't pay attention because he checks his phone. He then says to his wife while giving her a kiss on the cheek, "Oh yeah, you were great, honey" while walking away he also says out loud, "By the way, the bathroom sink is blocked again. Bye, honey!". And with that Hashirama leaves for working slamming the door.
Mito is now in the midst of chaos. She walks to the window, turns up the radio and gazes wistfully into the distance as she leans against the windowsill. Thinking to herself, she says "I wonder if my life was better if I wasn't just a stay at home mom". Whoosh! The camera continues straight out of the window. It shoots through the city. Towards the party side of town, and through the air vents of a Tiki bar. We see a stage where a surly goth duo name Suigetsu and Karin perform an original song "I Don't Wanna".
Karin has long red hair, blue eyes, dark red eyebrows, a nose and mouth. She appears to be wearing black mascara and dark brown eye shadow. She wears a light grey long sleeved shirt under her black and grey striped mid-sleeved shirt, which has two bobby pins through the front along with 3 pins: a bow-tie shaped green pin, a circle shaped yellow pin, and a circled shaped white pin with a yellow circle. She also wears a red, white and black checkered skirt with blue jeans underneath and dark blue and white lace up sneakers.
Suigetsu is a tall man who appears to be a little muscular, he has light blue short hair. He also has black eyes, and wears a dark blue azure striped shirt that has a black shirt above it, along with jeans and black shoes. Suigetsu shouts out in the microphone sayings, "1, 2... 1, 2, 3, 4!". The duo play the guitar as Suigetsu sings first saying, "I don't wanna talk to ya! I don't wanna walk with ya! I'm not goona play for ya! I don't need anyone else! I live by myself! Not listening anyway!". Karin also sings he verse at the same time as Suigetsu saying, "Nothing to say. Out of the way. Don't wanna play. I don't need anyone else. Yeah yeah. I live by myself. Yeah yeah. Can't stand the things that you say".
However Suigetsu plays it cool but Karin gets carried away, kicks over her own mic and joins Suigetsu on lead vocals at his mic. But Suigetsu pushes Karin off of his mic. The music suddenly stops and the camera turns to reveal a contrasting scene: a cheesy hawaiian style bar empty except for the owner: A brown hair man with a toothpick in his mouth name Genma in a Hawaiian shirt, has pulled the plug and holds it up angrily. He shouts at them saying, "Oh my gosh! I thought you guys said you were musicians!".
Upon hearing this Karin and Suigetsu pack up while the next band set up on stage. Outside in city, Suigetsu talks to Karin a calm matter, "Karin babe I'm the lead singer, okay? Just stick to the backing vocals". Karin looks at him from behind saying, "Sorry, I get carried away". Suigetsu doesn't look at her and says, "Yeah, I know, right, it just kind of ruins my song, ya know?".
Whoosh! We zoom through the streets until we find ourselves outside a small house, Hinata a tall teenager with long dark blue hair, and lavender eyes is seen wearing a baby blue hoodie with white lines going down the arms. She wears blue jeans along with pink and white shoes. Her front bangs are used to hide her face when she gets shy. However she is seen lighting the last of 70 candles on a birthday cake. She carries the cake in while singing happy birthday. Her voice is beautiful while the house she lives in is very small indeed.
Hinata sings out loud saying, "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear grandpa! Happy birthday to you!". Her three relatives aww at her performance. Hinata's grandmother, Natsu, sits next to her grandfather. Natsu has short gray hair and lavender eyes. She wears small glasses and wears a pink dress. While Hinata's grandfather, whose name is unknown, has dark gray hair and lavender eyes. wears a green suit covering a white shirt and a red necktie. He wears glasses and uses a walking cane to move around. Hinata's mother, Hitomi, has the same hair and eye color of her daughter. But is a bit bigger and taller than her daughter. Hitomi wears a red shirt with a pink skirt along with a white bead necklace and white shoes.
But Hinata starts to blush like a tomato. She hands the cake to her grandfather and says, "What? C'mon, make your wish". Before he makes his wish, Hinata's grandfather looks at her and says. "Humph! I wish you'd join a choir, a local band or something". Before he can continue his granddaughter interrupted him. Hinata honestly says, "I try". But her grandfather doesn't believe her and says, "Bah". Hitomi cuts in on the argument saying, "Hey! Hey! Dad we've been over this".
But the grandfather crossed his arms not hearing it, and says "So she's a little shy so what? If I had a voice like Hinata's I'd be a superstar by now. Just singin' Oooh yeah, I said ooooh yeah!". Hinata begins laughing seeing how her grandfather acts. She smiles standing next to him saying, "Sure you would, Grandpa. Now blow out your candles". Upon hearing that, her grandfather says "blah". He closes his eyes, takes a deep breath and blows out the candles with a great big breath. His relatives cheer and clapped their hands. Seeing her grandfather being happy, all Hinata can think of was her late father. "I wonder how dad was like when he was my age. I really don't remember too much about him except that mom said he was a fire fighter".
Whoosh! The camera carries us out of the house, down the street and up to the steps of a subway station where a lone saxophone reverberates. A teenager with black hair that looks like a duck but plays a superb sax solo. His name is Sasuke and he is 18 years old. He wears a red suit and a white shirt under it with red pants. He also wears a red top hat, along with a dark purple tie. The song he was playing is "Take Five" by the late Dave Brubeck.
A man name Mizuki who has black eyes and silver hair. Walks pass Sasuke gives him a penny. He wears a green, cut-off sweater, yellow t-shirt, and grey pants. Upon seeing the penny, Sasuke is outrageous. He tackled Mizuki down to the ground saying, "A penny? How dare you! I happened to have studied at the Lincoln School of Music!". Mizuki who is afraid to fight Sasuke says out loud, "Sorry it's all I have right now heh". But Sasuke isn't combined, and sarcasticaly says "Is that so?". He then grabs Mizuki by the collar and says, "Alright, prove it, pal!".
Mizuki is shock hearing this and says "What?". Sasuke smirks saying, "Empty your pockets, right now!". Mizuki is still totally freaked out, and awkwardly empties his pockets. While Sasuke checks everything that lands on the ground. Mizuki starts to have problems breathing as he says, "Trying to find... trying to find...". However Sasuke says out loud while looking at something weird, "Wha-What is this ya got here? Whaddya smoke outta this?". Mizuki starts to wheeze while saying, "That's my inhaler". However Mizuki's money clip filled with bills lands on the ground. Sasuke grabs it and waves it like a defence lawyer to by passers who walk by.
"Ah ha! I knew it! You all saw it! You all saw it right here! The by stander lied!". Mizuki tries to explain himself saying, "Wha...I forgot I had that...". Mizuki starts to clear his throat. However Sasuke takes a handful of dollars out and hurls the empty money clip at the innocent man who says "ah". Sasuke angrily tells Mizuki while showing a fist, "And next time pick on someone ya own size! You bully". The wheezing Mizuki runs for his life as Sasuke resumes his sax tune playing "Baker Street".
Whoosh! We zoom away from Sasuke and on to. The fanciest restaurant in town, Les Calmars named after its distinctive use of squid filled tanks. Jiraiya arrives on his bicycle beside the valet parking attendant a French guy. Jiraiya walks away and the bike frame falls apart in the valet's hands. Jiraiya says to the valet with a smile on his face, "Take care of her, will you? She may look old and rusty but she is a classic".
We find Jiraiya and his friend Shizune a female sitting at a table in this extremely fancy restaurant. A gigantic tank filled with luminous squid frames their conversation. Shizune has short black hair and black eyes. She is wearing a yellow sleeveless t shirt and a red jacket with long orange pants. She also wears black sandals but has no socks on. "Okay listen, we both know that my theatre's been going through some pretty rough times lately. But as the saying goes, "for every cloud, a silver lining" We've got". However Shizune angrily interrupted him slamming her hands on the table. She starts yelling at him to get the message through his head by saying, "Upp upp upp. Hold on right there! Jiraiya, my dad he heard I was gonna see you today and he was all like, "Shizune, you tell that white hair idiot I am not funding anymore of those shows". And that's final! Those were his words!".
Jiraiya while smiling holding his hands together says this to Shizune, "But your dad's right! Those shows were the problem! War of Attrition, Rosie Takes A Bow - I mean, nobody wants to see that stuff anymore. So what do I do?". Shizune gets hopeful while smiling and says, "quit!". Jiraiya looks horrified and says, "No! I give 'em a show they cannot resist! Which is gonna be-". However Jiraiya is interrupted as a waiter clears his throat. The waiter also takes out pen and pad. Jiraiya looks at the waiter and said "Just one more minute, s'il vous plait?". The waiter checks his watch, groans and exits.
Jiraiya waves back to the waiter saying, "Merci!". But Shizune corrects him saying, "They don't speak French they speak English here". Jiraiya then looks back at Shizune and says, "Now, my next show is gonna be drum row please". Jiraiya does a drum row on the table and says, "A singing competition!". Upon hearing that Shizune is shock and says, "A singing competition? Who wants to see another one of those?".
But Jiraiya goes on saying, "Everyone! Just think your neighbor, the the grocery store manager, that, that". He pauses and sees a toddler walk pass their table. "That toddler right there everyone in this city gets a shot at being a star live on my stage!". Shizune sighs and tells her friend what she truly thinks, "Jiraiya this is a terrible idea". But Jiraiya tells Shizune what he truly thinks, "Oh, no it's not. Real talent from real life, that's what audiences want and I'm gonna give it to 'em!". Jiraiya then pounds his fist, catapulting his spoon across the room where it knocks into a Wrestler, who drops his cell phone into his soup.
Shizune starts to get scare and says, "C-can we please just get outta here?". But Jiraiya looks at the menu and says, "Don't you wanna eat?". Shizune pouts looking at the menu and says, "Yeah but we can't afford any of it". Jiraiya pulls out a lunch box and says, Yes, I know. And that's why I brought sandwiches here catch". He then throws one at Shizune. She then gets angry and said, "Those aren't allow here!". Jiraiya looks confuse and asks her, "What, you don't like peanut butter and jelly?".
Furious the waiter leaves the wrestlers side, and heads towards Jiraiya. However Jiraiya didn't notice and was saying the name of the sandwiches he brought. "Okay, look, I got cream cheese, I got cream cheese and I got". However he is grabbed by the waiter as he says, "banana". A few seconds later Jiraiya is thrown out of the revolving doors and onto the street. A painful landing indeed for him. Shizune comes out later holding Jiraiya's jacket and lunch box. She then asks him in concern, "You ok?". Jiraiya looks at her and says, "Yep never better".
Inside his office, Jiraiya calls Miss Biwako through the answering machine. "Miss Biwako". We see Miss Biwako working at her desk. She then looks around saying, Hello?". Her desk fan pans past her face. The force of air so powerful her hair flaps like a flag in a storm. "Um who is this?". Upon hearing this Jiraiya doesn't want to get angry instead he calmly says, "It's me your boss. Mr. Sannin". Biwako gets happy hearing this and says, "Oh hello, Mr. Sannin".
Jiraiya continued talking to her this time from outside of his office door. "There we go. Now, I need you to add the following information to our publicity flyers". But Miss Biwako is looking for something while she says, "Yes sir". Jiraiya starts to see how much cash is in his desk and says, "The winner of the singing contest will receive a grand prize of". He pauses and sees he only has Nine hundred and thirty five dollars. Jiraiya then whispered the amount without Miss Biwako hearing it. "Nine hundred and thirty-five dollars. Hmmm gonna need more than that". He then looks at the door and says, "Just a second".
Jiraiya grabs the money box. He unplugs an old radio, rolls up a small Persian rug, takes off his watch then hurls everything into a prop treasure chest and closes the lid. Being proud of his accomplishment, Jiraiya looks out to Miss Biwako's desk and tells her out loud, "Eh, there...There! One thousand dollars. You got that?". But Miss Biwako was having problems of her own, she couldn't cut off her fan. She then says while typing, "Uh, $1000 dollars...Oo! Oh! Ohh!". But the blast from her powerful desk fan causes her glass eye to pop out! It bounces on the keyboard, adding 2 more zeros to the prize money. $1000 becomes $100,000!.
Jiraiya then tells her off screen, "Print 'em up on every single sheet of paper we have left. And let's spread the word right away, okay?". Miss Biwako says "Yes, oh yes sir!". But she hits print and gets up to go fetch her glass eye. Biwako sees her glass eye under the piano and says, "Okay, come on out of there". Miss Biwako has no idea that the printed sheets of yellow paper have a huge typo! Jiraiya walks over to the window and takes a deep breath, looking out at the city below. He pets the window sill, like a sea captain at the wheel and says "Ah, the winds of change". But a little wood and paint crumbles under his finger. Jiraiya felt this and said, "Yep, when this show's a hit, I'm gonna get you a fresh coat of paint".
He then opens the door into Miss Biwako's office. With a smile on his face, Jiraiya asks her "How we doing with those flyers Miss Biwako?". She turns from the printer with her arms full of flyers and says, "Oh yes, sir, we're all good to go here". But all the flyers flyinto the path of the fan. All the flyers are blasted out of the window. Jiraiya screams out seeing this saying, "Miss Biwako! No! No, no no no no no!". He runs to the window but his hands fail to grasp the very last flyer. Outside the window the sky is filled with bright orange flyers. Upon seeing this Miss Biwako says, "Oopsie daisy" whereas Jiraiya says "Eh, well, I guess that's one way to spread the word".
Like a flock of birds, the flyers swoop around the city lifted on the breeze. Being blown by air-con units that sent up by steam rising from manhole covers, and the thrust of traffic. Despite it being an accident, this is a magical and beautiful moment! Karin and Suigetsu stand hand in hand on the subway platform. The flyers swoop in from here to there. Karin pulls one off of Suigetsu's body and reads it. She then looks at it and says, "Hey Suigetsu look at this!".
But Suigetsu steps onto the subway train standing on the platform. However he sees Karin isn't with him. Suigetsu turns around and sees that Karin is outside of the train reading a flyer. As the train takes off, Suigetsu calls out to Karin saying "Karin, babe! Hey!". As she reads the flyer, Karin's face lights up and more orange flyers swarm like butterflies around her. She runs after the train, waving the flyer.
At the robber gang hideout a cop car drives pass it. Because Naruto and the others are safely safe from the police. Naruto closes the steel shutters. An orange flyer creeps in under his feet after the door closed. Naruto picks it up and reads it with a happy expression on his face. However upon hearing his father laughing Naruto slips the flyer into his coat pocket so his father doesn't find out about it. We then see Hinata humming to herself as she waters some flowers. Her mother and grandfather tap her on the shoulder and show her the flyer as Hitomi says "Hinata!". Seeing the flyer puts a smile on Hinata's face.
At the subway station, a female nun reads a flyer before tossing it over her shoulder like trash. The flyer lands on Sasuke's head as he plays his saxophone. Upon seeing the flyer on his head Sasuke shouts at the Nun saying, "Hey, hey, hey! Whaddya think ya". However when Sasuke fully reads the flyer that he has in his hand, his anger turns into delight.
At night time, Mito wearily washes a huge stack of dishes by the window. With the phone clamped between her ear and shoulder. While being tire, Mito says "Uh huh...yeah". But her attention is caught by a flyer sticking against the glass. As it slides down, Mito tilts her head to read it. Mito sees words singing contest slide through frame. She is so distracted by this idea that the phone slips from her left shoulder into the sink, and her face lights up in recognition of this golden opportunity. The camera pulls back from her window, wider and wider to reveal one last flyer falling to the ground like a leaf.
It is now morning as Jiraiya sleepily reaches to turn off his alarm. Jiraiya yawns, sits up and hits his head on the ceiling of the world's largest bedroom. After saying "ow", Jiraiya cleans his teeth and smiles at his reflection in a small mirror. He pulls on a jacket, laces his shoes, fastens a tie and says "Let's go to work". He pulls open a platform off his master bed, and presses a big red botton that turns his bed into his desk!. He jumps into his chair and spins into the highest position. Jiraiya then says being sarcastic, "And on cue the crazy old women".
Miss Biwako scuttles through the door and says "Good morning Mr. Sannin". Jiraiya happily says, "Indeed it is, Miss Biwako. Top of the morning to you". However Miss Biwako tells him, "I made you some coffee". She hands him the cup. Jiraiya holds the cup and says, "You did? Where is it?". Miss Biwako looks at him and honestly says, "Oh, I got a little thirsty on the way up those stairs". Jiraiya then has a withering look on his face.
Miss Biwako changes the subject saying, "Shall I go open the doors now?". Jiraiya looks confuse saying "the door". Miss Biwako smiles telling him, "Well, you've gotta a lot a people waiting in line to audition, Mr. Sannin". Jiraiya looks shock and says, "I do?". Jiraiya rushes to the window, and is so stunned by what he sees his coffee cup falls out of his hand, and hits the floor. He then says out loud while being in utterly disbelief "Holy Moly - I really do".
We then sees hundreds of people line around the block and a news truck pulls up. Jiraiya happily stands on his desk with the phone to his ear. "I swear to you, Shizune, this is no joke! Look, just get down here and see for yourself! I gotta go!". Jiraiya hungs up the phone and gets excited. He then shouts out to Biwako telling her, "Ha haa! This is it, Miss Biwako! Get your skinny legs downstairs and throw those doors open wide!". The camera zooms from the far end of the audition line past the people queuing around the block into the foyer, where Miss Biwako addresses the crowd with a bullhorn, saying "Okay, uh one at a time, please! Calm down!". All in all Jiraiya stands beside Miss Biwako. Awestruck by the scene.
Jiraiya sits at a small desk stationed in the audience. Up on the stage three 8 year olds sing "Crazy In Love" by Beyoncé inside a empty tank and they're pretty good. The three 8 year old girls are wearing pink glitter outfits. They start singing "Got me lookin so crazy right now, Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now, Woo, Got me hoping you'll page me right now, Your love's got me hoping you'll". Jiraiya grooves along delighted while Miss Biwako notes his response on her list.
Choza a chubby man with spiky brown hair is seen wearing a sparkly golden hoodie, and pants covering a shiny red unitard with black dancing shoes. He sings "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga. Outrageous and uninhibited. "Ra-Ra-Ah Ah Ah! Ro-Ma Rum-Ma Ma! Ga-Ga Ooh-La-La! Want your bad romance!". Jiraiya and Miss Biwako's eyes are frozen wide open in shock. We then cut to three high schoolers singing "Jump" by Van Halen. Kiba the leader is tall and wears a aqua colored shirt covered by white bodysuits. He also wear purple leg warmers. His second friend Unagi, is short but wears the same outfit while his third friend is almost at his height. The third friend Kaito also wears the same outfit. They leap in the air in time with the words. "Jump! You might as well Jump!... You might as well Jump!".
Mito stands by the door sending her kids off to school. She says all 20 of their names as they head out the door. "Bye Avery, Bye Amy, Bye Carrie, Bye Iggy, Bye Perry, Bye Carla, Bye Gail, Bye Rory, Bye Micky, Bye Moe, Bye Nelson, Bye Hannah, Bye Tess, Bye Kelly, Bye George, Bye Andy, Bye Freddy, Bye Caspar, Bye Zoe, and Bye Leo". The door slams. But one last look at the flyer confirms her excitement. Mito grabs her bag and races to the door. She runs out of her apartment block and down the street.
Hibachi is seen on stage wearing an aqua colored shirt covered by a blue sweater vest. He also wears green pants. Hibachi sings "Kiss From A Rose" by Seal. But the performance is dreadful as he sings, "Baa-Baay, I compare you to a kiss from a rose". Then 5 Japanese girls perform an ultra-energetic nonsensical version of "Kira Kira Killer" by Kyray Pamyu Pamyu. They all wear the same outfit but in different colors Their outfits are a shirt with a sparkly heart design, a polka-dotted hair bow, a polka dotted skirt, pants, and shoes. Moegi and her identical sisters have colors that are red, yellow, pink, blue, and green. The girls repeat the words "L.U.C.K.! L.U.C.K!".
Miss Biwako loves the little sisters, while Jiraiya feels creep out because they sung the song in Japanese. The scene cuts to three midgets singing Donovan's "I Love My Shirt". They wear a beige hat, a red and white striped suit with a blue bow-tie, and black shoes, like a barbershop quartet. One of them wears eyeglasses. They sing in union "I love my shoes, I love my shoes..". Miss Biwako's eyes light up while Jiraiya isn't so intriguing. A huge man name Jirobo sings an awesome version of "Butterfly" by Crazy Town. He has orange hair that are cross side bangs. But he wears a purple leather jacket along with black jeans with chains on each side.
Jirobo raps saying, "Come my lady, come, come my lady, You're my butterfly, Sugar, baby". Outside the theater, a lively female news reporter name Tsubaki interviews a little boy with a blue scarf over his neck as he is waiting in line. Enthusiastic crowds wave into camera. She has short black hair, black eyes but wears a long brown dress and asks the little boy "And let's hear from a few more of the folks in line. What about you, little boy?". Konohamaru has brown hair and black eyes. But is seen wearing small, round glasses. His outfit consists of a blue t-shirt and light tan jeans, along with brown shoes.
Konohamaru looks happily into the camera and says, "Well Tsubaki, I'm a lab technician for a leading pharmaceutical company, but I was born with a gift, and that gift is to sing!". He is then seen on stage singings "Stout-Hearted Men" by Shooby Taylor. The only lyrics he says poorly is "Plav da shree, Loh Ku pah, Dav du sah! Soo-Da-Li Dwee-Daht, Soo-Da-Li Doo-Ton Plah-Blah!". We then see Fuki and her two friends shaking their butts as they sing "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj. Fuki is Asian wearing a purple strapless dress and purple shoes. While her friend to the left is white wearing a blue strapless dress. Whereas her friend to the right is puerta rican, who is wearing a teal strapless dress.
The group sing in union "Oh my gosh. Look at her butt. Oh my gosh. Look at her..". Upon seeing this Jiraiya and Miss Biwako can't help but be intrigued. We then see Karin and Suigetsu's performance. Their performance is extremely loud to the point that, Jiraiya and Miss Biwako look like they are bracing against a hurricane. Suigetsu shouts "I live my life by myself! Can't stand the things that you say!". While Karin shouts "Not listening anyway! Yeah Yeah! Yeah Yeah!".
The song ends but Karin cannot help stepping to the mic, and holding that last note in a charismatic pose. Suigetsu may have scowl at Karin, but Jiraiya is clearly impressed by her. We then see Temari who's outfit consists of a pink jacket, a blue skirt, and white cowboy boots with pink accents. She is holding an acoustic guitar starts to play, but keeps stopping to tune the strings. Not only that she keep saying "agh" by messing up. Jiraiya and Miss Biwako are tortured beyond belief.
Now we see 3 young 6 year old girls that look alike to each other. But they wear a different dress are seen on stage. One wears a yellow dress, the second wears a green dress, and the third wears a pink dress, all with matching hair bows and shoes. They bumble their way through "Lollipop" by The Chordettes. They all sing "Lollipop, Lollipop, lollipop, Oh Lolly Lolly Lolly. Lollipop, Lollipop, Lollipop, Oh Lolly Lolly Lolly...". At the gang hideout Naruto is seen looking for Iruka. He calls to his dad who is boxing with a speed bag. "Oi, Dad. Just goin' out". His dad who is wearing a white undershirt and boxers pauses to answer.
Iruka then says, "Well don't be long, I got the gang comin' over". Naruto takes his leave as Iruka continues punching the speed bag. Once outside Naruto closes the door, drops his skateboard and skates away at top speed from the gang's headquarters. Amongst the crowds we find Sasuke talking to Tsubaki, while Mito is standing behind him. Sasuke looks at her saying "Oh, look, well I'm sure you're gonna get a lot of namby-pamby animals in here saying things like, "Oh, it's not winning, it's the taking part that counts". Yeah yeah, not me, pal. I'm here to win". However Sasuke looks straight into the camera. He points to the orange flyer in his hand. Sasuke then says arrogantly "That prize money is mine!".
We then see Kisame performs "The Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground. He is wearing a purple diamond-patterned shirt and red baggy pants. While he also wears red bucket hat and white sneakers. Kisame says while doing the robot "People say Humpty, You're really funny lookin. That's alright cuz I got things cookin". Next Akane is seen wearing a blue hat along with a blue shirt and blue jeans. He is on stage singing Dolly Parton's "9 to 5". Akane sings "Working 9 to 5. What a great way to make a living".
Now Kasumi and her mother are shown. Kasumi has orange hair but wears a light-pink overall dress covering a pink short-sleeved shirt, both having a white trim. She also wears a pink hair bow on her head, along with white Mary Jane shoes and pink tights. While her mother looks exactly like her. But her mother wears a pink sweatsuit and blue sneakers, along with a red heart-shaped necklace. The duo are on stage as Kasumi is held up to the microphone. The song they chose is "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats. Kasumi says in front of the microphone "We can dance if we want to...".
Then 8 random black girls with brown hair, black eyes and has on pink hats. Are on stage they wear red shirts blue jeans and black shoes. The group are singing "The Ketchup Song" by Las Ketchup. However they sing the song in Spanish, "Asereje ja de je de jebe tu de-". Now Kankuro is seen wearing a red plaid shirt covered by overalls. He also wears brown boots, a black flat cap, a yellow necktie, and carries a brown satchel. He is on stage doing a loud operatic high note from "Nessun Dorma".
So now Udon is shown sitting down on the floor holding the microphone. He wears a blue long sleeve shirt, tan pants and black sneakers. Udon also wears a red tie around his neck. He is singing "Ride Like the Wind" by Christopher Cross. At upbeat Udon says "So I ride like the wind. Ride like the". But the scene cuts to Gaara, a red haired boy that wears a blue and red striped turtle-neck shirt covered by a blue jacket. He also wears blue jeans and white shoes.
Gaara is shown as he sings Michael Jackson's "Ben" ever so sweetly. "Ben, the 2 of us need look no more". Jiraiya and Miss Biwako see Gaara sing on a high ledge. Now Naruto is shown on stage standing up as he performs "Stay With Me" by Sam Smith very beautifully. He rises his left hand and says "This ain't love, it's clear to see, but darling stay with me". Jiraiya is impressed and says "Wow! Thank you, Naruto!". Naruto smiles hearing this as he holds the microphone. But Jiraiya also says this, "And thanks for telling me and Miss Biwako here to call you Johnny!".
Miss Biwako who was also impressed smiles at Naruto. She then looks at her clipboard and says, "Okay, next up we have Hinata". Naruto runs back stage he sees Hinata who waits nervously. Naruto smiles at her and walks backwards looking at her. He points two thumb fingers at her saying "Good luck out there!".
Hinata smiles at him for wishing her good luck. However she now looks at the stage saying "Alright, come on, here we go. You were born in December of 2000, so some of these contestants are older than you. But come on you can do it, you can do it okay...". We follow Hinata out on stage, her nerves apparent as she finds the spotlight. She bumps the mic and knocks it over. Hinata says out loud covering her mouth "Oh, oh, I'm sorry, uh...". But Jiraiya reassures her saying, "Hey, it's alright, you know, it's alright. Take it away, Hinata!".
The backing track for "Chandelier" by Sia begins to play but Hinata only stutters nervously. Hinata stares at the microphone, panting and struggling to get a word out. She stares at Jiraiya saying, "Uh, okay, uh...". But Jiraiya looks annoy saying "Anytime now...", while Hinata says "Uh, um, uh". The music is drowned out by the beat of her heart. While Jiraiya clearly feels bad for her, and asks her "Do you wanna start over?". Hinata is unable to speak because Sasuke pushes her to the ground making her fall on her legs. Sasuke ignores her and says, "Alright, enough of that. That's quite enough of that, that's it".
Sasuke then looks her on the floor and says coldly "Come on. Off the stage, drop out. Go on. You're useless. Thanks". Hinata walks off the stage with her head down, as Naruto is clearly angry at Sasuke for doing something so low since he saw this while being backstage. While Jiraiya is sad to see that Hinata's talent was waisted, and unnoticed by everyone who came to audition. But Jiraiya continued to see what Sasuke can do despite the teenager being rude. Sasuke fixed his tie and says "Right. Here we go. Hit it!".
Sasuke throws his hat at Jiraiya who now has his face cover. But Jiraiya takes the hat off as Sasuke begins to sing "Pennies From Heaven" by the late Frank Sinatra with a voice as smooth and delicious as chocolate silk. Sasuke holds the mic with his left hand and sings, "Every time it rains. It rains pennies from heaven. Don't you know each cloud contains pennies from heaven...". As Sasuke keeps singing all Jiraiya could think of while smiling was "This one's a keeper!".
Hinata mopes outside of the theatre, fighting back tears. She kicks a tree in frustration. Every leaf on the tree is dumped on her. All she can think of was "Why did I let my shyness and stage fright take over. I was so close and now I can't join the competition. My dream of being a singer is ruin, not only that I won't be able to thank that kind blond boy for wishing me good luck. He might be the same age as me. Oh what was his name again? Naruto no it was Johnny! Agh now I'll never know his name, and I can't believe that arrogant jerk push me, if I ever see Sasuke again I will tell him straight".
Hinata begins walking home and says "Great now I got to face the wrap of grandpa, and I know he ain't gonna be happy hearing this". Now there is an extreme close up of Mito singing "Firework" by Katy Perry. She sung it pitch perfect but she does not move at all. Jiraiya makes notes for himself while hearing Mito. Mito sings high pitch while staring at nothing " You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine. Just own the night like the 4th of July. Cos baby you're a firework...". The music ends as auditions are finally over.
Miss Biwako sighs in happiness saying, "Okay, that's everyone, Mr. Sannin". Jiraiya then looks at his clipboard and says to Biwako, "Phew. Alright, call everyone back to stage Miss Biwako and let's get-". However Miss Biwako speaks in Jiraiya's ear very loudly with the bullhorn as she didn't get up from her seat. Jiraiya is pissed having to become nearly deaf while Miss Biwako says, "Hello? Can I have everybody back to stage please! Everyone come back to stage for selection!". After she stops talking, Jiraiya says "Okay, thank you, Miss Biwako". But karma comes back for him as Miss Biwako uses the bullhorn again. Miss Biwako says very loudly while looking at him "You're welcome, Mr. Sannin".
The scene then cuts to dramatic close ups of nervous people on stage awaiting judgment.
Authors note: Well there you have it! Finally done with the first official chapter! So let me know what you guys think of the first chapter, and give me whatever ideas you guys want me to add in this story. Oh and yes the respective songs that were heard in the film will be in this story.
Are you guys happy I add a extra scene about Naruto, Hinata and Mito questioning about how their life would of turned out differently? I also wanted to make sure Naruto and Hinata are born a year apart from their age since in the actual anime it states that Naruto is two months older than Hinata. So I thought why not a year apart difference so this story's timeline can be in 2016!. Jiraiya also speaks French and not just English, but he isn't going to understand Japanese. Ok Spanish lyrics I chose not to translated it in this chapter so I decided to keep it that way. I needed to add a extra scene of Naruto getting angry at Sasuke and Hinata being angry with herself.
Here's some trivia information about Johnny! I will adding more trivia about the characters in both versions of my stories. Well here's the trivia: Johnny is known as "the rebel" according to the Sing official website. Johnny has a British accent due to his voice actor, Taron Egerton being British in real life. Johnny's voice actor is in his mid twenties in real life. His voice actor is a huge fan of Stevie Wonder, and finally got to meet him during the world premiere of Sing. Despite him being a huge fan of Stevie Wonder, Taron admits he has a hard time trying to buy tickets to see Stevie perform live in concert.
Johnny's introduction scene is the first of the five (Johnny, Rosita, Ash, Meena and Mike)! His rehearsal performance of "All of Me" was the last of four (Mike, Ash, Gunter/Rosita and Johnny). His final performance of "I'm Still Standing" was the second of five (Rosita and Gunter had sung before Johnny). If you go on his page on the official Sing website, you will see a list of all the songs Buster Moon gave him to play on the piano. All the songs were smooth and soulful upbeat songs since Buster refers to Johnny as a big soulful guy. All the songs are added as a playlist and Johnny sings four songs that are on the list. The four songs you can hear him sing in the film are: The Way I Feel Inside, Stay With Me, All of Me & I'm Still Standing.
Johnny is the only character in Sing to be part of a Critically Endangered species. He admits he played the piano during his childhood. He and Meena are the only two major characters that stayed at the Moon Theater overnight, to do something that was important. In Johnny's case it was to play the piano way better, after seeing him and his friends on the call back list right after his dad got arrested. Whereas for Meena it was to help Buster Moon clean up the theater before Nana Noodleman arrive.
During the theater flooding scene, Taron Egerton's character, Johnny, saves everyone by pushing Meena out of the way of the only exit. In Kingsman: The Secret Service, Egerton's character Eggsy also saves several people when a room begins to flood by breaking through a glass window.
And the last trivia fact: The scene where Big Daddy makes his escape is reminiscent of the scene in Kingsman: The Secret Service, where Eggsy (Taron Egerton) tries to escape his stepfather's thugs by jumping from roof to roof.
As I said before I will be adding extra scenes in the story, but the storyline of the film will still stay the same. I like all the songs in the movie, I will add all of them in my story. My favorite characters in Sing are: Johnny, Meena, Big Daddy, Mrs Crawly and the T-Qeez! The Japanese reference in the film was on point and funny! My favorite scene is when Johnny mimics his father while doing a practice drive when Drake's Hold On We're Going Home song is playing in the background. The saddest scene that broke my heart was seeing Johnny get shunned by his father after he heards him say he is nothing like him, while he visits him in prison.
My favorite songs in Sing are: The Way I Feel Inside, Stay With Me, All of Me, I'm Still Standing, Don't You Bout A Thing, Kira Kira Killer & Ninja Re Bang Bang! All the Naruto characters will be wearing the exact outfits that the characters in Sing wore.
I found out at least 20 names of the piglets in Sing. The names are: Avery, Amy, Carrie, Iggy, Perry, Carla, Gail, Rory, Micky, Moe, Nelson, Hannah, Tess, Kelly, George, Andy, Freddy, Caspar, Zoe, and Leo. Therefore I'm keeping the names in the story. Well that's all I have to say to guys!
Ja Ne Dattebayo!