Oh, God! Look, I know that today is my birthday and all of my friends would like to celebrate it with me! And yes, that includes a certain fine feathered friend named Daffy Duck! But just to let you know, I made the mistake of mixing radish juice and carrot juice again last night! And right now, all I want to do is to just stay home and not do anything until this hangover goes away!
I mean, let Elmer Fudd try his hunting skills on Daffy for a while! I just do not feel up to it right now! Okay, Elmer? I mean, I know that we have a contract with Warner Brothers and I do not want to disappoint the kids who watch our cartoons on TV! It is just that my head feels like it has the Tasmanian Devil inside and Taz is trying his hardest to smash his way out!
But to let you know right now, there really is one good thing about having a nasty headache like this! I do not have to get conned into running any more races with that Cecil Turtle! Nor do I have to get myself arrested by two police officers Well, good night to all because… like it or not… I am going back to bed! Oh, and thanks for wishing me a Happy Birthday anyway.