12/25/09 a/n: I don't own Inuyasha or mommy kissing santa claus. Rin sees something horrid and its not IY: The Final Act. Its Sessh and....Santa Claus?

Rin saw Fluffy kissing Santa Claus

Rin saw Fluffy kissing Santa Claus
Doing something that just wasn't right.
Santa was a total creep,
He fondled Sessh in his sleep!
Rin thought that was kinda fucked up
That Fluffy didn't open his peeps!

The Rin saw Fluffy pawing Santa Claus
Tugging at his stiff belt so very tight.
Oh, Rin can't believe what she sees!
She's gonna need ther-a-pies,
Cuz she saw them making IT last night!

Rin saw more than she so needed to;
Santa Claus turned out to be Naraku!
That ape was in disguise,
As he beamed in to satisfy his wiles;
Rin thought that it was messed up
That they co-splayed Star Trek…?

Then Rin saw Fluffy huggle Santa Claus;
Both getting so cozy by fire light.
Well, the joke's on the two of them,
Cuz millions have already seen
The AMV Rin put on youtube last night!