Title: World Fades Away
Author: Remusgirl21
Rating: T
Warning: CRACK! Pure JD/? Crack!
Summary: JD daydreams…or so he thinks! Pure JD/? Crack Drabble. But we should all know who the ? is.
Disclaimer: Again, I do not own anything.
"World Fades Away"
Time to watch the world fade away. Time to watch the sun fade as the darkness overtakes us all. Time to-
"Newbie, stop that horrible monologue and do your job!"
Sigh…I am so misunderstood here…I am just a toy for these people to use.
"Newbie…"
They don't know my pain…my inner torment…how lonely I am…
"Newbie…I am warning you…"
Nobody wants to ask me how I am doing, or what I think about the world. I am the cheer you up person…not the please help me guy…
"Baby, what is he going on about?"
"I have no clue. Bambi, what in the world?"
Sometimes…when I sit in my dark little corner…I think about death…wonderful sweet satisfying death. Death that brings a deep…calming sleep…so peaceful…
"Is DJ wanting to off himself Is that what I am hearing? Because I am in full support of this! I am even willing to help!"
"Shut up she devil!"
"JD! Please don't kill yourself!"
"Hey Skinny! Shut the trap! I have been waiting for this for a while now!"
"Wait…that hand…that hand doesn't go there!"
"You may proceed Boy Toy."
There is another thought that comes to mind as I sit here in my deliciously dark corner…one that is so forbidden…so exotically saturated in juicy goodness…that it blows my mind every time…what if I was to…tell…him…how I feel?
"Him?"
"Baby…did he just say him?"
"Yes Turk…I think he did…"
"So the Boy Toy is gay? And…why is everyone here surprised about this?"
"So…all the kissage…was just a lie?"
"Don't worry Twinkie…I can help you with that…"
"No! I said hands…hands…h…an…ds…um…THEY DEFINITELY DON"T GO THERE!!"
"Newbie…you have two seconds…to get down from that desk…and return to reality! I am re-he-he-ally getting tired of this!"
The man I love…is…dead…
"What?"
"That's so sad…"
Man…Moulin Rouge is such a good movie! But no…he's not dead…he would actually like to see me dead…he says it often enough…
"Now why does that sound familiar to me?"
"...Oh Dear Lord…"
THE END
Yep! It was Dr. Cox! Whoever got that gets a cookie! Please review!
RemusGirl21