War of the Pairings
A strange creature appears in front of you. It has the front of an eagle, but the bottom half of a loin. It has cat ears and stands on two legs, finishing off with golden fur and feathers. "HEEEEEEEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm Star Burton, your host. Hiya! "
You stare at Star.
"Oh, this? It's my internet appearance; a griffon standing on two legs in my style…. Anywho, Welcome to War of the Pairings! You submit a pairing, and I'll try my best to tell you why I think it should exist; no bias, and sexual preference! Only Naruto character pairings, please. (and no OCC's, if you don't mind) Here are some random pairings for you examples, and I'm pretty sure they haven't been thought of. ' I'll give you an example of all but bi, which would have to be threesomes or foursome, etc…..
Lee and Hinata: "They both have shines…? I mean, Lee might want a girl with shinies so his shinies can be given to the next generation… ' "
Random Fan-girl asks, "What do you mean by 'shines'?"
"You know the shiny places in their hair? Those."
"Oh."
Jiraiya and Orochimaru: "Erm… they were on the same team? ' "
Random SasuNaru Fan-girl says, "And Sasuke-kun and Naruto would be fallowing in their leader's foot steps, yet again. :3"
"…W/E…."
TenTen and Girl at Ramen Shop: ERRRRRR… They both have brown ahir! And TenTen likes food, and the ramen girl can cook…
So, sand in your requests and Random Fan-Girl (RFG for short) and I will try to answer it. If you want me to discourage a pairing, I can try to do that too….
- This is Star, slipping out