Why Ritsuka Doesn't Drink
Warning: This IS Loveless, so there is gonna besome hints of shonen-ai.
Disclaimer: I don't own Loveless, or I would keep Sou-chan all for myself. And as he's with Rit-chan, I obviously don't...T.T
[a/n This came to me in a dream, so please don't kill me. I can't be blamed for my own idiocy. Blame my ADHD. BTW, this is my first fanfic, and it IS unbetaed, so don't hate me. Please. You don't want to kill my creativity with flamers, now do you? Now go. Read the ficcy. You know you want tooo...
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Chapter 1
Kio stared at the beautiful blonde man washing the dishes. Whenever Soubi's child lover went out with some friends hisage, Soubi remained, sulking at home.
"So...Are youever gonna take Rit-chan's ears?" Kio asked, bored out of his mind, trying to break the silence.
"Not yet." Soubi said after a while, not even turning from the dishes.
"Well if not now, when?" Kio said, sucking on his usual pudding-flavored lollipop.
"Not until he's 17--" Soubi was cutoff, as the front door was opened and slammed shut."Natsuo! Youji! What have I told you about slamming the door?!"
"I'm not Nashuuuooooo...!" A voice said, giggling. Soubi turned and walked into the room. There, standing in a pose, knees spread apart, feet pointed in, giggling and holding a bottle of beer, was the 16-year old Aoyagi Ritsuka.
"Ritsuka! What are you doing?!" Soubi yelled, running to the boy. "Are you drunk?"
"Noooo..." came the chuckled reply.
"Give me the beer, Ritsuka." Soubi said calmly to his master.
"No!" Ritsuka said as he drew the beer to his chest, using his arms to cover it protectively. Just then, their stare-down was interrupted by a voice yelling in the kitchen.
"Ritsuka!!" The two turned to see Kio run into meet them. "Do you haveany idea what time it is?! You're late!! You had us so worried!!" Kio cried, melodramatic tears washing over his pale skin.
"I'm...Late?"
"Yes!!" Kio yelled, some of his green hair falling over his tear-soaked face.
"Shorry, Kio-chan, but ahm not pregnant!" Ritsuka giggled. Kio's face turned the most amazing shades of reds, anger rising in him, but refrained from hitting him, as Soubi would've kicked his ass. He turned to see what Soubi was doing to help the situation, and was horrified by what he saw. Soubi was doing everything in his power to stifle his laughter.
"Ritsuka...give me the beer. Now." Soubi commanded, sticking his hand out.
"Nuh-uh. Don' wanna." Ritsuka said, still clutching the beer to his chest. Suddenly, a hand reached out from behind, and grabbed Ritsuka's arms as he fought back. He turned to see Kio holding him. Soubi took the distraction, and used it to grab Ritsuka's right arm, pulling him close. A pissed-off Ritsuka used their closeness to catch the blonde man off-guard, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek, making the blonde lightly blush.
"Soubi...Take my ears."
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Me: What?!
Will Sou-chan TAKE the offer?!
How will Kio react to the question?!
Will I continue this series?!
All great questions my good people...nod nod
The more reviews, the quicker you'll get the answers... (Maybe.)
I feel bad for having to ask this, but does anyone know Ritsuka's birthday? I don't feel like looking it up...
Please R&R!!