Nina's Birthday Party
By: Michelle
Author's Note: Okay... So, it was gonna be Nina's birthday party, and we were all psyched, especially me. I'm a big fan. But... everything was mixed up, so... you get the idea.
Disclaimer: I-DO-NOT-OWN-TEKKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (though it'd be really nice to own it though...)
Michelle (as in, me): Hurry up!!! The party's in 4 hours time! Nina's gonna be here!
Kazuya: Er... Michelle, I'm afraid the candlesticks are misplaced.
Me: Oh, God! You LOST the candlesticks???????
Kazuya: Um, yeah, sorta.
Me: OH MY GOSH!!! WHAT'S A PARTY GONNA BE WITHOUT CANDLESTICKS?????? WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????? FIND IT IMMEDIATLEY!!!!!!
Anna: OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!! o.O Nina dear's gonna be really glad that I planned this party for her.
Me: What the moron did you say????????????????
Anna: I said, I SIMPLY PLANNED THIS GORGEOUS PARTY, that's what I said.
Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU PLANNED THIS PARTY?????????????????????? I PLANNED THIS PARTY!!!!!!! I PLANNED THIS PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PLANNED THE WHOLE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT OF HERE, NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anna: But I planned the party. That doesn't give me the right to leave.
Me: Why don't you just get out of the stinkin' room, and never show your face in front of me ever again???????????
*Michelle slaps Anna in the face leaving it a red mark of her hand. Then she points to the door.
Me: NOW OUT!
Anna: Fine, grumpy fake freak.
Me: What did you say?
Anna: Oh nothing!!!!
Me: I heard it anyway!
*Michelle said, leaving Anna another slap on the face. Anna whines while going out of the room.
Me: Hmm... That takes care of things. *smiles* Kazuya!!!! Did you find the candlesticks NOW?
Kazuya: Er... Uh... B-but... Uh...
Me: YOU DIDN'T????????????
Kazuya: I found it!!!
Me: You're lying.
Kazuya: No, really, I FOUND IT!
Me: Hmm... really?
*Michelle goes to the room where Kazuya was finding the candlesticks to see that he DIDN'T find it.
Me: Hmm... Now WHAT did you find? Your puffy mouse toy and your little blanky... How cute... NOT! FIND THOSE CANDLESTICKS!!!!!
Kazuya: *shivers* O-K...
Me: Good. So far so good... *sees Christie carrying a gift box. Runs over to her...* Oh, Christie!!! For me????
Christie: YES! You've been like, a real, like, you know, like, nice leader of this, like, party, like.
Me: Oh really? You should be giving this to Nina!
Christie: You mean, you don't, like, want it?
Me: Yes, I do, Christie, but the fact is, it isn't my birthday so best to:
GIVE THIS TO NINA!
Christie: Er, okay, like, okay, Michelle.
Me: Very good.
*Christie runs to wrap another gift. Then comes back to Michelle.*
Christie: Um, like, you can, like, have it anyway. I've got another one, like.
Me: Hmm. Well. That's very nice of you. *opens box* An egg? For all my screaming and hard work for this party you gave me a HARD BOILED EGG????
Christie: Well, I think they taste well.
Me: Yeah, but... I've been eating eggs all my life and now I'm having them as a gift?????
Christie: Um, like, just eat it anyway. *runs away to wrap another egg in a box for Nina.*
Me: Hmm. Okay. *Swallows the egg. * Gunjack! Did you print the stationary already?
Gunjack: P-r-i-n-t-i-n-g—s-t-a-t-i-o-n-a-r-y.
Me: Good. Who else doesn't have a gift for Nina?
*Silence*
Me: Very well. Everybody has a gift for Nina. *grins*
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Michelle: Okay, so I'm not really that moody and bossy and stupid, but I thought it'd just be a good thing to read. Anyway, now that you've read it, please submit a review so that I might improve my "funniness"... not that I'm bragging or anything.
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