"Ah, Mr. Customer, you fall in spring of drowned disclaimer."
" I don't own Shaman King. If I did. . . The world would be filled of Hao-sama Plushies!""Three days ago, disclaimer fell in pool when fic-author was looking the other way. Very tragic story."--Spring of Drowned Spam fic
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"Er... sir WANTS to fall in one of cursed springs?""Yes, that's right.""Sir... does know that when fall in spring, sir change into shape of whatever last drowned in there?""Yes, yes, yes.""Uh... sir wanting particular spring?""Yes! I need you to help me find... heh heh... well, I heard about this guy, Yoh, right, and he had all these girls after him because he looked so good, and they say that recently he drowned here. I wanna look like him, get beautiful girls!""Yes sir, is quite popular story, but-""Is that the spring over there?""YES sir, but please sir, before you-"--SPLASH--A long pause."...why do I still look like m-... what the... why am I wearing a sailor fuku?!""Tried to tell sir. That right pool, but story not true. Yoh still alive. Threw clothes in there then spread rumor, to trick enemies. Now whenever sir splashed by cold water, whatever clothes sir is wearing will change into sailor fuku. Very stupid story, really."Hao stared blankly at Mari. He started to twitch uncontrollably.Hao let out a loud/dramatic cry of rage. . . he had been bested by the boy. . .again.
AN: very stupid, I know. I apologies to any one who is now scarred by the mental image of Hao-sama in a Sailor Fuku. . . any whoooo........that was meh first ficcy!!! yay-ness!. . . . Oh yeah, the whole becoming whatever last drowned, was from Ranma 1/2 so....I doesn't own that either.....