Chapter One
Unexpected Guest
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My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I'm 15 years old. And I live a boring life locked up in my house. Nobody comes to visit nobody leaves the house.
I sighed and looked out the window. "I hate my life…"
Mikoto hugged me. "Sasuke please don't say that…"
"I'm sorry mother…" My mom is like most moms… Well, except she is mine... My mommy… I have nobody else except her…
Mikoto kissed my forehead. "Itachi is coming home soon…"
I rolled my eyes. "Oh how wonderful that is…" I hate that bastard… He can go wherever he wants whenever.
She sighed. "Listen Sasuke… I know you don't like your brother because father spoils him but still… At least he tries to get along with you."
"By hugging me to death…"
"Sasuke…" She looked down. "Please try to get along with Itachi…"
"Okay mother…"
"Thank you…" She smiled at me then left the room.
I looked out the window and noticed something in the yard. "What the hell?" I shuffled to the back door.
"What do you think you're doing boy?"
"I'm going to the back yard if you don't mind father."
"Whatever."
As I made my way out the door I stuck out my tongue and slammed the door. Bastard… I slowly walked over to the large object lying in the middle of the yard as I got closer I realized it was a blanket. "Mother must have left this here…" I picked up the blanket to reveal a boy lying in the grass. "What are you doing in my yard?"
The boy rubbed his eyes and looked at me confused. "Where is my mommy?"
"I don't know… But this isn't your yard…"
The boy's sapphire eyes began to water. "My mommy left me!" He burst into tears.
I began to panic. "H-hey s-top crying… Hey kid…"
The boy looked at me and whipped his eyes. "Who are you?"
I sighed. "My name is Sasuke… What's you're name?"
"I'm Naruto…" The boy smiled happily. "So… Have you seen my mommy? She has long ears… Red hair, red eyes… Oh and long nails… She's really pretty too…"
I tilted my head. "Are you describing some kind of animal?"
Naruto tilted his head side to side. "Yeah… My mommy is a fox…"
"Was your dad into bestiality or something?"
"No… She's my adopted mommy… But I still call her mommy…"
"Oh…" This kid is crazy…
Naruto stood up and hugged Sasuke. "Can I stay with you until my mommy comes back?"
"I guess…" I have to sneak him past dad…
"Thank you so much!" Naruto jumped on Sasuke and hugged him.
"Get off!" I noticed he was only wearing a pair of boxers. "Where are your clothes?"
Naruto sat next to Sasuke. "These are my clothes…"
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I dragged Naruto into in the house and ran to my room and had Naruto sit on the bed. "Okay listen… Stay right here. I'll be right back."
"Okay Sasu!" He smiled happily and hugged one of my pillows.
"Okay…" I tiptoed into mom's room to find her. "Mother… I have a tiny problem…"
Mikoto looked at me confused. "What is it sweetie?"
I grabbed her hand and led her to my room. "Him…"
Her face lit up with joy. "He's so adorable!" She patted Naruto's head. "How did he get here?"
"I don't know… He doesn't even know…"
She looked at Naruto and smiled. "Where is you mother at sweetie?"
Naruto grinned at her. "Hunting!" Naruto looked down. "But… She didn't come back for me yet…"
Mikoto sighed. "Sasuke make sure your father doesn't find out about him…"
I nodded. "Yes ma'am…"
Naruto tilted his head side to side. "Can I call you mom?"
"Please do…"
I sighed. That woman is too kind…
Naruto waved as Mikoto left Sasuke's room. "I like your mommy…"
"Well you can't have her."
"I didn't say that."
I shook my head. "Anyway go pick out some clothes to wear…"
"Okay."
I watched him dig through my dresser. "Try not to trash my clothes…"
Naruto smiled. "I won't Sasu."
"It's Sasuke… Not Sasu…"
"Do you not like the name Sasu?"
"Nope…"
"Sorry… Sasu… ke…" He looked down and began to mope.
I looked at him shocked. "You didn't do anything wrong."
Naruto pulled a pair of pants out of my dresser and began to take of his shorts.
"Hey what are you doing?"
Naruto's face turned red and he pouted. "It's not like I have a choice… You're dad is in the other room."
I looked down then stood up. "I'll wait outside the door till you are done…" I walked towards the door and he hugged me. "What?" I looked at him and realized he was crying.
"Every time somebody says they will be right back they never come back to me… You can't go Sasuke…" He buried his face into my back.
I sighed. "Then how are you going to change?"
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This is so lame… I can't believe I had to hide under the blankets.
"See Sasuke… Now I can change without you having to leave."
"Joy…" I don't know why he couldn't change in the closet… I felt something touch my back and then a sudden pain rushed throughout my body. "Damn it Naruto get off me…"
"Sorry little brother but Naruto is sitting on the ground laughing right now…"
Oh fuck… Itachi… I crawled my way out of the blankets. "What do you want?"
"I see you finally have a friend… And he is so cute… You're not keeping him all to yourself are you?"
I glared at him. "Get out of my room." Damn Itachi… He is so annoying. I feel like I am going to explode…
Itachi helped Naruto up and hugged me. "I missed you little brother…"
I give up… "Itachi… What does the world look like past these walls?" I'll listen to mother about Itachi… And give him a chance.
"That's the reason I'm here… It may not be today… But you are going to travel with me…"
"I doubt it…" I don't believe this idiot.
Itachi smiled. "Anyway I have to go… I'm supposed to get married and I am still doing preparations…"
"You? Married? To who?" You have got to be kidding…
"Deidara…" (A/N Deidara is a girl in this He makes a pretty girl too!)
"She's okay I guess..." Yuck… She has an art obsession... It scares me… She calls suicide bombers master artists… They make a big bang… Freaky right?
Naruto looked at me and Itachi. "Ano… What is marriage?"
I looked at Naruto and slapped myself in the face. "It's something you do when you love a person very much…"
Naruto tilted his head side to side. "Confused…"
Okay think… How to explain marriage to an idiot… "Okay when two people want to spend forever together they ask the other if they will marry them."
"How do you do that?"
Itachi burst into laughter. "You are too cute…"
Great… Now I have to demonstrate… I sighed. "Okay say that I am the a person you have known for a long time and you love very much…"
Naruto thought for a moment. "Mom!"
I pulled on my hair. "No… A lover…"
"Like mommy and daddy were…?"
"Yes…"
"Okay!"
I got on my knee… I never wanted to do something stupid like this… But look at me now… I grabbed Naruto's hand. "Naruto… Will you marry me?"
Naruto's face turned bright red. "Yes…"
"Understand now?"
He nodded. "Yeah but aren't we supposed to kiss?"
Itachi smiled and left the room. "Kids…"
I sighed. "No Naruto it was just a demonstration…"
Naruto looked down. "Okay…"
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(10 minutes later…)
Naruto poked me in the side. "Sasuke can I have a kiss now?"
"No…" I sighed and went into the kitchen
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(5 minutes later…)
"Now?"
"NO!" I covered my ears. "Quit asking!"
"Please! Please! PLEASE!!"
"Lalalalalalalalala!"
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(20 minutes later…)
"Come on Sasuke! One little harmless kiss!" He gave me big puppy dog eyes.
"You annoying little…" I grabbed his face and roughly kissed him.
He wrapped his arms around me and stuck his tongue into my mouth.
I tried to get free and fell backwards bringing him with me.
Naruto stood up and grinned at me. "See harmless!"
"Y-you bastard!"
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"Come on Sasuke… Let me sleep in your bed! It's not like I am going to do anything to you!"
"Liar! You'll probably rape me! Sleep on the floor!"
He began to cry. "B-but I always sleep with my mommy… I can't sleep otherwise…"
My eye began to twitch. "Fine! You're lucky you're my first friend…"
Naruto smiled at me. "You're my first friend too…"
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Aww…. I like how Chibi Naruto is! Anyway please review… I am doing 3 stories at once! Yay me!