Emmett Aim!
A/N—Hey peoples! This is 'so-u-herd-i-likemudkips1'! Lol! This is my 1st fanfic and I know this has been done, like, a Bazillion times already! Haha! Hope u like it!
A/Note2-- I DON'T own twilight! It's the magnificent Stephanie Meyer!
Oh and this is POST BREAKING DAWN! Meaning after Bella is a vamp, Renesmee is born, and Volturi come!
-----Screen names-----
Edward--- Readin-minds-wut-I-do1243
Bella---18-4eva-n-eva
Alice---Miss-ShoppingSpree888
Jasper---NotEmoAnymore494
Rosalie---MissAttitude1298
Emmett--- extraño-perdedor0129(means "weird loser" in Spanish)
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Esme---EsmeishtheBest
Jacob--- WetDog4Evr1010
Nessie---MezzaRazza2 (Half Breed in Italian)
Readin-minds-wut-I-do1243 has signed on.
18-4eva-n-eva has signed on.
ShoppingSpree888 has signed on.
NotEmoAnymore494 has signed on.
MissAttitude1298 has signed on.
Readin-minds-wut-I-do1243-Hey guys, Hello love!
18-4eva-n-eva- Hey Edward! Hi Alice, Jasper, Rosalie!
ShoppingSpree888-Wutsup my peeps!?
NotEmoAnymore494-Hello all.
MissAttitude1298- Hi Guys!
Readin-minds-wut-I-do1234- I just pulled the ultimate prank on Emmett!
Everyone- Wut'd u do?
Readin-minds-wut-I-do1234- I changed his screen name to – extraño-perdedor0129! Haha!
NotEmoAnymore494-wow! Well, I guess that does describe him!
ShoppingSpree888- Ya, It totally does!
MissAttitude1298-lol! Its mean, but I agree! It's Emmett all the way!
18-4eva-n-eva- wut does it mean?
Readin-minds-wut-I-do1234- It means 'weird loser' in Spanish! Lol!
18-4eva-n-eva-Oh! Then I agree!
Extraño-perdedor0129 has signed on.
Extraño-perdedor0129- yo yo yo! Wuts up my home skillet biscuits?!?!?!?!?!?! Oh! And Jasper, Y'd ya change my screen name!?!?!?!
NotEmoAnymore494- I didn't! It was Edw-
Readin-minds-wut-I-do1234-Don't blame this on me Jasper! Ur obviously the one who did it!!!!!!!!!!
NotEmoAnymore494- WHAT!???!?!?!!! Alice, didn't Edward change it?!?!
ShoppingSpree888-nope! U did!
NotEmoAnymore494-Alice!?!?!?!?! I thought u loved me!?
ShoppingSpree888-I do, Jazzy! I just don't want u 2 lie and blame this on Edward!
NotEmoAnymore494- I'm tellin--
Extraño-perdedor0129- ….. a lie! U kno wut, Jasper?! I'm Tired of ur lies! U did, it so ur gonna get punished!!!!!!!
NotEmoAnymore494- O snap!
END OF CHAPTER 1! WUT HAPPENS 2 JASPER? READ CHAPTER 2! IT WILL BE POSTED SATURDAY THE 14TH OR SUNDAY THE 15TH!