OK, the idea for this story came from the genius mind of my friend (the same one who told me to post my dream). I hope you like it! I don't own anything, and neither does she.
Oh great, Severus Snape thought as he walked into his classroom, I have to grade more papers. That should be fun considering most of the class probably failed.
"OK class," Snape said taking a seat at his desk, "today you are to read and take notes on chapter 13 in your books. I will be grading your tests from yesterday. You may pick them up at the end of the class." Snape sat down, pulled out the ungraded tests, a red pen, and his I-Pod. I might as well listen to music so I don't die of boredom. he thought.
Snape graded papers while listening to his I-Pod for the rest of the class. By the time the bell rang he was all done. He left the papers on his desk so the students could pick them up on their way out considering he left the moment the bell rang. Ron, Harry, and Hermione grabbed their tests and walked out. They noticed that many of their classmates had weird expressions on their faces as they looked over their tests.
"I think Snape's gone mental," Harry said as he peered at the comment left on his test. "He put 'it's fantastic'. Since when does Snape think my work is fantastic?"
"I don't know," said Hermione. "On mine he put 'wrapped in plastic'. What does that mean? Could it be that I needed to wrap one ofthe ingredients in plastic before adding it to the cauldron?" she asked as they walked to the common room.
As Harry and Hermione talked about the weird and unusual comments left on their tests, they failed to notice that Ron had stopped walking and stood in one stop. "Ron what did Snape put on yours?" Harry asked. "Ron?" he said, turning around to find his friend was behind. "Ron are you OK?"
Ron muttered some words that neither Harry nor Hermione could understand.
"What is it Ron?" Hermione asked him. "What did Snape put?"
"He..he put," Ron stammered with a horrified look on his face, "he put 'you can brush me hair'."
Just to let you know, those are some of the lyrics of 'I'm a Barbie Girl,' or 'Barbie Girl' which ever you prefer. The I-Pod is powered by magic. I hoped you enjoyed it! Please review!