The instant messages- Complete

Disclaimer-I DON'T OWN HOUSE OR ANYTHING OFF IT!!! SHUT UP FOX!!!

Pairings: House/Cuddy (Huddy)

Genre: Humor/Romance

Reviews: NO FLAMES!!!

Rating: T

Show: Well DUH!!!

Summary: House, Cuddy, Wilson, the Ducklings and instant messaging!!! Very amusing in my mind. Please Read and Review!!!

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Chat room started by SnarkypillsMD-

SnarkypillsMD-Hello and welcome to a chat room from Hell!!! MWAHAHAHAHA

WonderJimmy-Nice House. Shouldn't you be in clinic?

SnarkypillsMD-Who are you? Cuddy?

WonderJimmy-No. Anyway my lunch is gone. It had a roast beef sandwich, brownie and carrots.

SnarkypillsMD-Haven't the foggiest. hides plate of food

WonderJimmy-Of course

WonderJimmy-I got a message BRB

Sugarysweetsmile has entered the chat room

Sugarysweetsmile-Hey!!! What's up Wilson, House.

SnarkypillsMD-Let me guess…RULDOUPH!!!

WonderJimmy-Nice. I'm inviting Chase and Foreman. BRB

Sugarysweetsmile-So anything new?

SnarkypillsMD-Nothing that concerns you

Dr.Wombat and
Dr.GanstaMan have entered the chat room

Dr.Wombat-Hey.

Dr.GanstaMan-Hey.

Sugarysweetsmile-Hey guys! What's up?

Dr.Wombat-Nothing much I guess

WonderJimmy-House is avoiding clinic

Dr.GangstaMan-Of course he is

Dr.Wombat-Isn't your office an obvious place to hide???

SnarkypillsMD-Its so obvious Cuddy wouldn't think to look here

Sugarysweetsmile-Why do you like to bug her???

SnarkypillsMD-'Cause it's funny!!! LMAO!!!

WonderJimmy-Whatever

Dr.GanstaMan-I think it's the fact you get a rise out of Cuddy

Dr.Wombat-Whatever

Sugarysweetsmile-Chase don't lean back any farther!!!

CRASH!!!!!

Dr.GanstaMan-Ow

SnarkypillsMD-LOL, LMAO, LOL, LMAO!!!

WonderJimmy-What happened???

Dr.Wombat-I fell

WonderJimmy-Ow

Sugarysweetsmile-You okay???

Dr.Wombat-Yeah

Sugarysweetsmile-Good

SnarkypillsMD-EWWWWWW, SINCERITY!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!

Dr.GanstaMan-Immature House

SnarkypillsMD-So???

Sugarysweetsmile-Grow up House

Dr.Wombat-Yeah. What next, you gonna lock Cuddy out of her office?

SnarkypillsMD-That would be an lol worthy moment

WonderJimmy-Don't give him ANY ideas

SnarkypillsMD-Too late

Sugarysweetsmile-Once again, grow up

Dr.GanstaMan-Never will happen

SnarkypillsMD-Thanks my peep

Dr.GanstaMan-sigh

Dr.Wombat-Wait, I have a question

SnarkypillsMD-Of course you would

Dr.Wombat-What's that suppose to mean???

Sugarysweetsmile-ON WITH THE DAMN QUESTION!!!

Dr.GanstaMan-Chill Sugarysweetsmile

Dr.Wombat-If were all in the same room why don't we just talk???

WonderJimmy-I'm not in the same room

Dr.Wombat-You could come over

SnarkypillsMD-Your no fun Dr.Wombat

Sugarysweetsmile-Its just this is more fun

Dr.Wombat-Whatever

WonderJimmy-Hold on I got a message

FunBagsMD has entered the chat room-

SnarkypillsMD-I LOVE the name Cuddy!!!

FunBagsMD-SHUT UP House

Sugarysweetsmile- Hey Cuddy

Dr.Wombat-Hey

Dr.GanstaMan-Hello

WonderJimmy-What's up Cuddy?

FunBagsMD-Hey everyone, nothing much

WonderJimmy-Cool

SnarkypillsMD-What brings you to our chat room???

FunBagsMD-The fact you should be in CLINIC RIGHT NOW!!!

SnarkypillsMD-Y'know I think I'll stay here just so you get angrier, LOL

WonderJimmy-Not helping your side SnarkypillsMD

Dr.Wombat-House shut up or we tell Cuddy where you're hiding

SnarkypillsMD-YOU WOULDN'T!!!

Sugarysweetsmile-Oh but we would

SnarkypillsMD-Cheapies!!!

FunBagsMD-What's a cheapie???

WonderJimmy-What House calls people who are mean

Dr.GanstaMan-So he calls himself that???

Dr.Wombat-Oh burn

Sugarysweetsmile- Nice 

SnarkpillsMD-CHEAPIES, ALL OF YOU!!!

FunBagsMD-CLINIC!!!

SnarkypillsMD-NEVA!!!

WonderJimmy-This is amusing

Dr.GanstaMan-Yeah, House needs a better hiding spot though

SnarkypillsMD-My spot is awesome :p

Dr.Wombat-Could be better

SnarkypillsMD-Shove it all of you

Sugarysweetsmile-Suck it up if you don't like it

FunBagsMD-Don't you guys have a patient?

Dr.GanstaMan-We already ran the tests

SnarkypillsMD-And???

Dr.GanstaMan-No cancer

SnarkypillsMD-Neener, neener. WonderJimmy

WonderJimmy-Be quiet House

Sugarysweetsmile-Going to lunch

SnarkypillsMD-Lunch!!!

WonderJimmy-You already ate mine

SnarkypillsMD-belch

FunBagsMD-EWW

SnarkypillsMD-Baby : p

FunBagsMD-Shut up House

Dr.Wombat-Well I'm leaving for lunch

Dr.GanstaMan-Same here

Sugarysweetsmile-C'mon guys. Later House, Wilson and Cuddy

WonderJimmy-Bye

FunBagsMD-Bye

SnarkypillsMD-Takes vicodon

Sugarysweetsmile,

Dr.Wombat and

Dr.GanstaMan have left the chat room

WonderJimmy-Now it's just us three

FunBagsMD-Yep

SnarkypillsMD-Cuddy?

FunBagsMD-Yes?

SnarkypillsMD-Is the top you're wearing giving a good look at the girls?

WonderJimmy-HOUSE!!!

SnarkypillsMD-What??? whines like child

FunBagsMD-If you don't stop acting like a child everyone will have to treat you like one

WonderJimmy-Like take away his toys, send him to the corner, grounding?

FunBagsMD-Yep

SnarkypillsMD-Spanks? ;)

FunBagsMD-EW!!!

WonderJimmy-Chill Cuddy. He's only doing this to get a rise out of you

SnarkypillsMD-And if I am?

FunBagsMD-If you are you get 5 extra clinic hours

WonderJimmy-It also means you like her!!!

SnarkypillsMD-DO NOT!!!

WonderJimmy-Sure you don't rolls eyes

SnarkypillsMD-Want to shut him up???

FunBagsMD-Shut up Wilson

WonderJimmy-Okay moans like young child

SnarkypillsMD-Thank you

WonderJimmy-She's my boss

SnarkypillsMD-That's your excuse for everything

FunBagsMD-Right here you know

WonderJimmy-Sorry about that

SnarkypillsMD-What do I get if I come to clinic?

FunBagsMD-To live another day

SnarkypillsMD-Hmm, I'll ponder that

FunBagsMD-A not PO'd me

SnarkypillsMD-But your gorgeous when your angry whines like child

WonderJimmy-sigh

SnarkypillsMD-Stop sighing Jimmy

WonderJimmy-You like her, just admit it. Anyway gotta go! Later House, Cuddy.

WonderJimmy has left the chat room

SnarkypillsMD-What a cheapie

FunBagsMD-House just get down to the clinic in the next 5 minutes or else

SnarkypillsMD-Or else what?

FunBagsMD-I come to your little hiding spot

SnarkypillsMD-You know where it is?

FunBagsMD-Of course I do

SnarkypillsMD-Darn

FunBagsMD-Good Bye Dr.House

SnarkypillsMD-Good Bye Dr.Funbags. Oops! ;)

FunBagsMD- Good God, when you mature it'll be proven miracles don't cease to exist.

FunBagsMD has left the chat room

SnarkypillsMD- I wonder if it gives a good view of the girls.

WonderJimmy has entered the chat room
SnarkypillsMD-You suck

WonderJimmy-So do you

SnarkypillsMD-Oh get bent

WonderJimmy-Go to clinic

SnarkypillsMD-Why?

WonderJimmy-Cuddy's waiting

SnarkypillsMD-I care, why again?

WonderJimmy-Admit it you like her!!!

SnarkypillsMD-NEVA!!!

WonderJimmy-Whatever

SnarkypillsMD-Later

WonderJimmy-Where are you going???

SnarkypillsMD-Lunch

WonderJimmy-See ya there

SnarkypillsMD-Don't tell Cuddy

WonderJimmy-She'll find out, she always does

SnarkypillsMD-Yeah she does

WonderJimmy-Meet you in the cafeteria

SnarkypillsMD-Later

SnarkypillsMD has left the chat room

WonderJimmy-House and Cuddy sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love…

WonderJimmy has left the chat room

THE END!!!

A/N-ELLO!!! I hope you enjoyed reading my fan-fiction has much as I enjoyed writing it but I felt the need to add a few things down here 1) House and Cuddy ARE the ultimate couple! Sorry to those who can't appreciate that. 2) I don't actually IM so I don't exactly know all this stuff. 3) Cheapie(s) is MY word! 4) PLEASE REVIEW!!! It would mean a lot!!!