PROLOGUE:-

Sasuke had fought many wars but he had never, ever, EVER thought he would feel as scared as he was feeling at that moment. Heck, he had even fought Kaguya without feeling this petrified.

You might be wanting to know what is causing the great, and slightly, okay, very annoying Uchiha to be feeling this much fear. The answer was simple, really. Sakura had just told him that she was pregnant. The conversation that was so dreadful that it caused Sasuke to be paralyzed with fear went something like this:-

"Sasuke-kun, I'm pregnant."

Cue five minutes silence.

"Okay, congratulations. Who is the father?"

"Sasuke-kun, I do hope that you know we're married and as I have never slept with anyone except you, I think that the baby is yours."

Cue a looooong period of silence.

"Sasuke-kun, are you o-"

THUMP

In the end, Sakura had to princess carry the mighty Uchiha, who was also her husband, from the dining room to their room because he had fainted from the shock of hearing that he was finally going to have an heir. Why that would cause him to be scared is still a matter of great mystery. I mean who knows what goes through the minds of the Uchiha.

After recovering from the shock, Sasuke proceeded to find the perfect name, insisting that his offspring must have the greatest name bestowed upon anyone.

Thus, 9 months full of fainting and vomitting and dramatic visits from a certain Uzumaki passed and Sasuke was at the hospital, waiting for his wife who was in labor.

He was actually on the verge of hyperventilation and he probably would have fainted again if his best friend/rival wasn't there. Then, after a painful period of six hours, not only for Sasuke but for Sakura too, a baby's cry could be heard and Sasuke was quickly ushered in to see his firstborn.

In the room, he could see a tiny bundle of blue beside a very tired looking Sakura. In his life, Sasuke had never actually had any real experiences with babies, being the last born in his family and one of the youngest in his clan. He actually had no idea how to hold one, let alone how to take care of one. For these particular reasons, Sasuke was stuck at the entrance of the room.

"Sasuke-kun, aren't you going to come and hold your baby?" said a very much worn out and tired Sakura.

"Hn," came the reply from the stoic Uchiha.

"C'mon Sasuke-kun. He won't bite you. See, he wants his daddy to hold him."

"Sakura, I-I don't know if I can actually hold him. What-what if I hurt him? I mean, he-he looks so fragile and- What are you laughing at?"

"I was just thinking how out of character Sasuke-kun is acting right now. And, don't worry, you won't hurt him because, if you do, you're going to have to face me."

Seeing the look on his wife's eyes, Sasuke quickly picked up his son. Looking at him, Sasuke could see that he had thankfully not inherited Sakura's pink hair but, instead, had a headul of the trademark Uchiha black hair. He also had the deepset black eyes which were also the mark of an Uchiha but, instead of reminding Sasuke of himself, he strangely resembled-

"Itachi."

"Sasuke-kun, we've had this talk before. I mean, it's not like I would mind if we named him Itachi but-"

"Then, what are we going to name him? Do you have any ideas?"

Sakura blushed at this.

"We-well, I was thinking that we could name him Satoru. It-it means knowledgeable and I thought it was a nice name so-"

"It's perfect."

And so, Satoru Uchiha, the prodigy that captures all of Konoha with his sweet but responsible nature was born. In the future, he becomes an ANBU captain at the age of 12, breaking the previous record of Itachi Uchiha who he so closely resembled.

From his birth, Satoru was a very reserved but polite child. He was also very pampered and spoiled by his mother and Hinata and Ino and, basically, everyone and anyone who saw him.

No matter how smart or polite he was, Satoru was still a boy first and foremost and so he, naturally, had a love interest though he was only about 5 years old. The girl that had captured his heart at this very tender age was Kiyomi Uzumaki, the 4 year old daughter of Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki.

Their love story started quite simply. Satoru was one day taken to the Uzumaki mansion when he laid his eyes upon the most beautiful human being ever, according to him. So, started their very innocent and childish romance which will gradually develop throughout this story.

Ah, young love.

When Satoru was 6 years old, Sakura again had something very interesting to say to her husband.

"Sasuke-kun, I'm pregnant."

"Okay. When is the baby due?"

"You're not going to faint again?"

"I would've but seeing as you told the whole village that I fainted the last time, I don't think it's wise for me to faint again, at least in front of you."

And so the protagonist of our story and the bane of Sasuke Uchiha, Natsumi Uchiha was born after 9 months. She was the complete opposite of her brother. While she was smart, she was also very sharp tongued while her brother was completely reserved. She was the hurricane while her brother was the light breeze.

And so, the dysfunctional family of Uchiha is finally completed. Now, let's see what life has in store for these group of weirdos.

A/N:- Sooooooo... How'd ya guys like it? This is my version of what the future Uchihas are gonna be like. Please bear through this very stupid prologue. Promise it gets better!

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