Why Kakashi Says Moo
One day in Konoha…
Kakashi: Lalala hey what's this? –picks up milk carton- hmmm…there's a picture of a cow on it…cows say moo…hehe moo.
Random stalker guy: Pst, hey cool ninja dude, wanna follow me to a secret place where you have no idea where it is or who I am and cannot get help from anyone else?
Kakashi: Okay!
Moments later…
Kakashi: Hey! Why am I tied up? Why is there a barrel of dynamite under me? And why is the random stalker guy holding a match?
Random stalker guy: Oh my god do you really have to think about it?
Kakashi: Yes…
Random stalker guy: …
Kakashi: Untie me or I will send Mr. Poodles after you!
RSG: Who the hell is Mr. Poodles?
Mr. Poodles: I am.
RSG: OMG ITS FLO RIDA! –runs away-
Mr. Poodles: You owe me 800 bucks.
Kakashi: Yeah yeah now untie me.
Mr. Poodles: -unties him- woops shifts over bye!
Kakashi: How am I gonna get out of here? –walks around- wait a minute…OH MY GOD….I'M IN CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
And just then a cow came out of the sky to save Kakashi from the totally awesome accents.
Kakashi: Thanks magical flying cow thing!
Cow: Yes my son. Go to the tower of milk. it will show you the way to eternal milkiness.
And then the cow flew away and Kakashi headed for the mystical tower of milk where the magical flying cows awaited his arrival.
-cue magical music of holiness-
Cows: behold…the ultimate carton of milk…it never gets old…and it always stays fresh…as well as being 65% more vitamin d'd than any other carton of milk in the world…
Kakashi: Wow…-touches the milk carton-
cows: YOU HAVE TOUCHED OUR SACRED MILK! DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE MUST DO NOW????
Kakashi: What? O.O
Cows: Give you the milk and push you off a cliff.
Kakashi: Oh yay! Wait what? –pushed- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And then Kakashi woke up.
Kakashi: Woah…it was a dream…okay no more weird stu-falls off bed into black abyss-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-wakes up-
Kakashi: OH MY GOD MY MILK CARTON IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
Cows: If you say moo over and over to everyone around you, we will stop your dreams…
Kakashi: Okay.
Cows: Very well then…go out…and share the moo with everyone!
And from that day on, Kakashi said moo to everyone to avoid the terrible dream of being pushed off a cliff by flying magical cows.
The End
Kakashi: Moo.
…
Kakashi: …
-gets chainsaw-
Kakashi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The End