Letters to the Intoxicated Empire of Great Britain

by AK-chan5

England is now drunk out of his mind and accepting letters from whoever's willing to write. Warning, for there will be sexual references, curse words, actual cursing, and crack. A lot of it.

1. Prologue

Hey! America here!

For reasons that I prefer stay unknown, I decided to do this thing where I'll show my good friend England some letters... While he's wasted! So, for anyone who wants to help me out, please send him some letters. I'll make sure to show it to him once we had a few drinks. Who knows, he might write back. Or not. Depends...

And don't be afraid to hold back cuz he probably won't even remember it the next day! :P

Just write to him.

Sincerely
The Hero!