Wizards Is So Stupid
'WAIT!'
Voldemort paused, peering at the boy.
'Going to plead for your life Potter? I thought you had more spine than that'.
Harry scowled, pulling at the chains holding him in place.
'I do, and I'm not going to plead. I just...'
He sighed.
'Before you kill me, I have a question, and I'd like you to answer it as truthfully as you can'.
To the deatheaters surprise, instead of the boy being tortured for his blatant cheek, Voldemort let out a laugh.
'Is that so? Very well then, ask your question'.
Harry took a moment to gather his thoughts.
'Where did the first pureblood come from?'
More than a few deatheaters chuckled quietly at the boy's stupidity. Voldemort smirked.
'I thought they would have taught you better at that school'.
He drew himself up and answered pompously.
'The first pureblood was blessed, honored, with the gift of magic. He then led the way for the purity and power you see around you'.
Harry gave him a confused look.
'That doesn't answer the question'.
'Silence you foolish brat!' someone in the crowd yelled.
Voldemort narrowed his eyes.
'How can that not possibly have answered the question boy?' he sneered.
'Well, when a child asks where do babies come from, the parents normally say from the mother. So that's what I'm asking' Harry replied.
Voldemort chuckled.
'Well then you have your answer, the first pureblood came from his mother' he said as if talking to a House Elf that wanted to know where to start cleaning.
'I guess I didn't ask the right question' Harry muttered.
'Well then get it right so I can finally be rid of you' Voldemort snapped.
Harry nodded quickly.
'Ok. If the first pureblood came from his parents, then what did that make his parents?'
'Pureblood of course!' came the call from the same person who yelled out the first time.
'But he's the first, so his parent's couldn't have been' Harry pressed.
Muttering started amongst the deatheaters. Someone else tried again.
'Well obviously he came from two half bloods, then shook off their filthy blood'.
'Except you can't do that, and a half blood is either someone with a muggle and a pureblood parent, or someone with a muggleborn and a pureblood parents, both meaning that the first pureblood couldn't have been the first if his parent's were half bloods' Harry pointed out.
The mutterings grew louder. Voldemort hit one of them with a five second pain curse and the mutterings stopped.
'What exactly is your point Potter?' he growled.
Harry offered him a shrug.
'Well, think about it. The first ever pureblood can't be born from pureblood parents, or even half blood parents. The only way he could possibly be the first is if…'
He smirked a little, ignoring the screams of outrage.
'…His parents were muggles. The first pureblood, was also the very first muggleborn'.
Voldemort, as well as many others, had looks of unadulterated horror on their faces. Many turned on each other accusing them of being un-pure. Curses were thrown, insults were tossed around. Voldemort just stood there frozen in shock.
As their meeting descended into chaos, Harry slipped out his binds, plucked his wand from someone's pocket, and apparated away, an amused smirk playing on his lips.
'Let's see you try and prove that doozy wrong'.