This will not go in order with the shows
Kurt Hummel had just joined Facebook.
Kurt Hummel is friends with Burt Hummel, Noah Puckerman, and 59 other people.
Rachel Berry wrote on Finn Hudson's wall: Hey, Finn. My dads want to know if you want to come over for dinner tonight
Rachel Berry and Finn Hudson like this
Finn Hudson: Sure. Then, wednesday my house? Or technically not mine... Burt's?
Rachel Berry: I would love to have dinner with your mother, her boyfriend and... the unspeakable boy. It would be splendid
Finn Hudson: Unspeakable boy? Wht?
Rachel Berry: You know... Him!
Kurt Hummel: You, Rachel, do realize I have a Facebook?
Rachel Berry: Duhh. I'm friends with you.
Kurt Hummel: And that I can read?
Rachel Berry: Of course. Where is this going?
Kurt Hummel: And that the only other person that would possibly be at MY house with MY dad, his girlfriend and Finn is me, right?
Rachel Berry: Is this one of your schemes to make me seem stupid?
Kurt Hummel: Rachel, even though your daft boyfriend doesn't realize that you're talking about me at the "unspeakable boy", I do. I'm not stupid.
Rachel Berry: I wasn't insinuating that you were...
Kurt Hummel: I really hate you
Mercedes Jones and 8 other people like this
Rachel Berry: I do know that everyone in Glee Club other than Finn and Kurt liked that.
Finn Hudson: Kurt leave her alone.
Brittany S. Pierce: I thot tht Kurt waz a dolfin. Why is he fghting Finn for Rachel?
Santana Lopez: He's not fighting for Diva. He's fighting Diva because she's a bitch.
Rachel Berry: I'm still here.
Noah Puckerman: Eff off, Rachel.
Rachel Berry wished people understood her genius.
Artie Abrams is now in a relationship with Brittany S. Pierce.
Tina Cohen-Chang is confused.
Mike Chang likes this.
Mike Chang: You and me both, Asian Babe.
Santana Lopez: *gag*
Karen Chang and 25 others like this
Mike Chang: Mom!
Brittany S. Pierce loves Artie Abrams
Artie Abrams and 7 others like this
Quinn Fabray: Aww(:
Santana Lopez: So much gag.
Noah Puckerman likes this
Quinn Fabray is now in a relationship with Sam Evans
Sam Evans wishes that just because he has his first girlfriend at McKinley, he needs The Talk. Oh save me
Quinn Fabray: Sorry, babe. Good luck. Breadstix later?
Sam Evans: If I survive!
Quinn Fabray: Such a drama queen :D
Sam Evans: :P
Kurt Hummel is now friends with Blaine Criss, Wes Frain and David Thompson
Noah Puckerman: Get some, lady-boy
Kurt Hummel wished it would just end
Noah Puckerman:Dude, that better not mean what I think it does?
Kurt Hummel: If you are suggesting suicide, no. I could never waste my life with all the fabulous clothes I have;)
Noah Puckerman: Good... I think
Brittany S. Pierce: Kurt! Wht r u doing out of the oceen? And puck u shuld kno btr! Dolfins need wtr
Blaine Criss: Doesn't understand the ignorance of people.
Kurt Hummel: Total douche bags, if you ask me
Wes Frain: VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER!
Blaine Criss: Dude, what are you talking about.
David Thompson: The world may never know
Blaine Criss, Kurt Hummel and 2 others like this.
Dave Karofsky likes girls,sex with girls, and 82 others.
Finn Hudson is now friends with Blaine Criss
Finn Hudson wrote on Blaine Criss's wall: Do u knw whts wrong w/ Kurt? Hes been in his room all day crying hart renching sobbs.
Mercedes Jones: What's wrong with my boy? Blaine! If you have anything to do with this
Blaine Criss: It's not my place to tell you guys. If Kurt wants to, he can. I can promise you that I'm there for him.
Brittany S. Pierce: Whos klaine? and why is kurtie cwrying?
Blaine Criss: It's Blaine. And that's not for me to say.
Mercedes Jones: White boy! Tell me right now!
Finn Hudson: No! Tel me... I mean our rents r dating. I neeed 2 kno.
Noah Puckerman: Why is my boy crying? Who hurt him?
Santana Lopez: Who hurt my sexy boy? I'll pummel 'em
Blaine Criss: Honestly, I can't tell you guys. I promised, but I am going to fix it. No problem
Wes Frain: I can help(:
Santana Lopez: Who are YOU? And why haven't I made out with you, yet;)?
David Thompson: That's Wes. And you haven't made out with him because he had a girlfriend. Right, Wes. My Sister. Whom you love dearly?
Wes Frain: David, are you stupid? You know your sisters cheating on me. I'm only with her for... Nevermind
Noah Puckerman: I seriously am liking this Wes guy.
Finn Hudson: go awy, u guys r cloging my newz fead
Blaine Criss wishes he didn't have to talk to/meet new people under back circumstances.
Artie Abrams: Agreed
Brittany S. Pierce: r u a dolfin 2?
Blaine Criss: What?
Santana Lopez: She wants to know if you're gay
Blaine Criss: Oh. Well, I am.
Brittany S. Pierce: r u and kurtie gona have dolfin bbys?
Blaine Criss:...
Blaine Criss is now friends with Artie Abrams and 9 others
Kurt Hummel hates Ohio and just wants to leave.
Noah Puckerman: Skip town together?
Kurt Hummel:you got it.
Blaine Criss wrote on Kurt Hummel's wall: Hey, wanna catch a movie later?
Santana Lopez: Get some;)
Wes Frain, Mercedez Jones and 213 other people like this.
Kurt Hummel: To Blaine: Yes. To everyone else: I hate you. Even the Dalton Academy-ers.
Blaine Criss is seeing Burlesque with Kurt Hummel
Santana Lopez, David Thompson and 23 others like this
David Karofsky had a random urge to see Burlesque ;)
Finn Hudson: Kurt came home hlding on 2 Blaine Criss 4 deer life crying his eyes out
Rachel Berry: Oh dear, is he alright?
Finn Hudson: No. Not all. I cant tell u wht hpend
Mercedes Jones: My white boy:( Want me to come over?
Finn Hudson: No, Kurt wnts 2 b alone. He wont let any1 but blaine close 2 him
Blaine Criss: Finn, did it ever occur to you that maybe Kurt didn't want anyone to know? No one has to know what happened until he wants to tell them
Finn Hudson: sry
Brittany S. Pierce wrote on Kurt Hummel's wall: r u alrite? I herd u wer sad
Kurt Hummel: It's okay, Britt. Don't worry
Brittany S. Pierce: u shur?
Kurt Hummel: I'm feeling just fine.
Brittany S. Pierce: y wer u sad?
Kurt Hummel: Just... problems. Nothing big.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Liar.
Mike Chang: Yeah. We don't know why you were sad, but it wasn't for some small reason
Kurt Hummel: Just leave it alone, please.
Quinn Fabray: We're worried about you. You haven't been at school since Friday. You've missed 3 days of school. The only reason you ever miss school is when you're redecorating or shopping. And don't give me some BS about you being sick.
Rachel Berry: For once, I agree with Quinn. We're really worried, Kurt. We miss you. And not just because of you not being at school. You haven't been yourself in weeks.
Finn Hudson: And you've barely eaten the past couple days.
Kurt Hummel:You guys aren't helping anything! Just leave me alone!
Brittany S. Pierce: Im sry kurtie.
Kurt Hummel: it's not you, Britt
Blaine Criss is hanging out with his best friend watching Little Mermaid (:
Wes Frain: You are mistaken. I'm obviously not there.
Mercedes Jones: Tell Kurt I'm glad he finally came back to school.
David Thompson: Dude, we never hand out anymore. You're always with Kurt :(
Rachel Berry: Kurt deserves someone who understands him, right now.
Mercedes Jones, Sam Evans and 19 others like this.
Santana Lopez date with Noah Puckerman and by date, I mean sex ;)
Noah Puckerman likes this
Kurt Hummel had my first kiss. The one that actually counted.
Brittany S. Pierce: uve made out w/ me? Dosnt tht count?
Wes Frain: Go Kurt! Get some ;)
David Thompson: Blaine finally made a move?
Blaine Criss: Thanks to Kiss the Girl :)
Blaine Criss wants to know all about Kurt making out with Brittany S. Pierce
Finn Hudson: I'll PM u
Quinn Fabray is now married to Sam Evans
Sam Evans likes this
Sam Evans: Love you, babe
Brittany S. Pierce: y wasnt I invytd?
Quinn Fabray-Evans is meeting her "Husband's" parents
Sam Evans likes this
Kurt Hummel is now in a relationship with Blaine Criss
Sue Sylvester, Mercedes Jones and 119 other people like this.
Noah Puckerman: Why does Sue like this?
Sue Sylvester: Porcelain happens to be a good soul in need of love
Santana Lopez: Coach? Are you feeling alright?
Mike Chang dinner with Tina Cohen-Chang's family at Breadstix.
Tina Cohen-Chang: I love me some Breadstix ;)
Mike Chang: Haha love you
Tina Cohen-Chang: Love you. Asian kiss?
Mike Chang: Asian Kiss
Burt Hummel my son has his first boyfriend. Oh god, help me.
Kurt Hummel: Dad, you're Atheist, remember?
Burt Hummel: I know, kiddo. I just... Have to get used to you having a boyfriend. I like Klaine anyway...
Kurt Hummel: Blaine, dad.
Blaine Criss Holy shit. Lumberjack Kurt. You must be shitting me.
Finn Hudson: I shit u not
Santana Lopez: That was beyond amazing.
Brittany S. Pierce: kurtie is a gud kiser. his lips tasted lyk strarrberys
Blaine Criss: Don't they, though? Best. Taste. Ever
Kurt Hummel: Blaine, you do realize you're posting this ONLINE! Where PEOPLE can see?
Blaine Criss: Chill, Kurt. hey, you coming over this weekend? My 'rents wanna meet you.
Kurt Hummel:I'd love to ;)
Noah Puckerman: Don't forget protection
Santana Lopez: No glove, no gay love
Kurt Hummel: Kill. Me. Now
Blaine Criss: I thought I already explained that I would be in distress if you died? During baby, it's cold outside?
Noah Puckerman: You guys sang to each other? That's gay.
Brittany S. Pierce: Puk thts meen. say sry 2 the dolfins
Rachel Berry is no longer in a relationship with Finn Hudson
Jesse St. James likes this
Jesse St. James: Finally. I was waiting for you guys to realize it won't work. Frankenteen and dwarf? Nope sorry
Santana Lopez: I miss you. Plus I never got around to sleeping with you
Burt Hummel does not understand teenagers
That about sums it up, Burt. Not as long as some that are on here, but I seriously, if you want..., plan on continuing it
R&R?
I hung up the phone tonight
Something happened for the first time
Deep inside
It was a rush
What a rush
'Cause the possibility
That you would ever feel the same way
About me
It's just too much
Just too much
Why do I keep running from the truth?
All I ever think about is you
You got me hypnotized
So mesmerized
And I've just got to know
[chorus:]
Do you ever think
When you're all alone
All that we could be?
Where this thing could go?
Am I crazy or falling in love?
Is it real or just another crush?
Do you catch a breath
When I look at you?
Are you holding back
Like the way I do?
'Cause I'm trying, trying to walk away
But I know this crush ain't going
Away
Going away
Has it ever crossed your mind
When we're hanging,
Spending time, girl, are we just friends?
Is there more?
Is there more? (Is there more)
See it's a chance we've gotta take
'Cause I believe that we can make this
Into something that'll last
Last forever
Forever
[chorus]
Why do I keep running from the truth?
(Why do I keep running)
All I ever think about is you
(All I ever think about)
You got me hypnotized
(Hypnotized)
So mesmerized
(mesmerized)
And I've just got to know
Do you ever think (ever think)
When your all alone (all alone)
All that we could be,
Where this thing could go (goooo)
Am i crazy or falling in love, (crazy)
Is this real or just another crush (another crush)
Do you catch a breath,
When i look at you,
Are you holding back,
Like the way i do,
Cause' i'm tryin tryin to walk away,
But i know this crush aint' going
Away ya ya ya yaaa (this crush ain't)
Going away ya ya ya yaaa (goin' away)
Going away ya ya ya yaaa (when you're all alone
All that we could be,
Where this thing could go (going awayyyy)
Going away ya ya ya yaaa