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One-shot or not?
If not, this is chapter 1
~TBD*
Chapter 1
You stupid lamb!
Usernames:
Bella: Stupidlamb
Edward: Mountainlion
Renesmee: 1_of_a_kind
Jacob: Imprinted08
Alice: Pixiefashion4eva
Jasper: Majorwhitlock
Rosalie: Sexychick
Emmett: Call-me-spanky!
Esme: Honeybunny
Carlisle: 01
1:00 P.M.
Stupidlamb has logged on.
Mountainlion has logged on.
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Majorwhitlock has logged on.
Sexychick has logged on.
Call-me-spanky! has logged on.
Mountainlion: Seriously Em? Call-me-spanky?
Call-me-spanky!: Mountainlion is the most pathetic username ever!
Pixiefashion4eva: Umm...why is ur username Call-me-spanky! ?
Sexychick: Haha LOL, about that...
Majorwhitlock: If he earned that name in bed i don't wanna know
1_of_a_kind: In bed? did he earn that name sleepin?
Imprinted08: You haven't had the talk w/ her yet? thats probably y she doesnt get my jokes...
Mountainlion: She's only 14!
Stupidlamb: Maybe it's time, Edward. I got the talk when I was 8
Mountainlion: It wasnt even called 'The talk' when I was 14
Call-me-spanky: O.O ...
Stupidlamb: We will talk 2 her 2nite
1_of_a_kind: :( Why are you talking about talks? :(
Call-me-spanky: LOL
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01 has logged on.
Honeybunny: o carlisle, you made me so wet last night...
01: of course dear, im a dr.
Call-me-spanky,Sexychick, Mountainlion, Stupidlamb, Majotwhitlock, Pixiefashion4eva, Imprinted08: *Clearing throat noise*
Call-me-spanky: Well then, *makes out with virtual rosalie*
Sexychick: *makes out with virtual emmett*
Stupidlamb: *clears throat*
Call-me-spanky, Sexychick: Shut up, you STUPID lamb!
Mountainlion: LOL
Stupidlamb: *gives edward glare of death* Shut up you sick, masochistic mountain lion.
Mountainlion: O.O
Sexychick: em, y don't we take this to the bedroom?
Call-me-spanky: okey dokey!
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Honeybunny: maybe we should 2
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01: Coming beautiful!
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Pixiefashioin4eva: lets go 2 jazzy!
Majorwhitlock: i luv it when u call me that
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Stupidlamb: dis is turnin meh on edward
Mountainlion: couldnt have said it better
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Imprinted08, 1_of_a_kind: |O.O|O.O|O.O|
1_of_a_kind: I'm hungry, jakey
Imprinted08: Wanna go catch a movie?
1_of_a_kind: Can we go see the twilight saga; eclipse?
Imprinted08: uhhh...sure o.O
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9:00 P.M.
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1_of_a_kind: O.O
Imprinted08: ness? u ok? youve been barfing for 3 hours
1_of_a_kind: no, im not ok
Imprinted08: umm...did they 'talk' to you
1_of_a_kind: *grabs doggie bag* BLAH-HEH-BAAR-BLEH
Imprinted08: o.O
1_of_a_kind: if i ever hear the word cough-talk-cough eva again, i will die
Imprinted08: O.O i'll protect you! :)
1_of_a_kind: *yawn* i'm tired, im gonna read, then go 2 bed.
Imrpinted08: a good place 2 read is fanfiction(.)net
1_of_a_kind: 'k, hey this story says lemons, wonder what that means
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Imprinted08: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!