A/N – written by me and Laura (aka, Toxxic-Torii) doesn't sound finished… no idea what to put next… this will do for now.. pleases review suggestions

Disclaimer – do I really need to do this… Okay, not ours, Boosh belongs to many brilliant people. We are brilliant but are not included in the "many"


Gregg cuddled up to his new best friend Howard. He had been feeling rather strange feelings for a rather long time. Gregg seemed to be able to sense how Howard was feeling awkward.
"do you wanna crack open a fresh baileys?" he asked.
Howard looked up and into his 'best friends' eyes
"That depends Gregg."
"What d'ya mean. we got every'fin we need?"
"because, I know we're best friends, but I miss daylight."
"but if you loved me you'd stay here."
"I do love you Gregg."
"Do you?"
"we've been through thi-..."
But before Howard had finished his sentence, the classic electro beat filled his head…

"D'ya love me?
are you playin' those love games with me?
I just wanna know what to do 'cos I need your love a lot.
come on.
d'ya love me?
are you playin' those love games with me?
I just wanna know what to do 'cos I need your love a lot."

"movin' to fast this isn't a race,
mmm,
baby back off and lower the pace now.
Slow it down, and gimme some space,
mmm,
movin' to fast this isn't a race
AHAH"

"D'ya love me?
are you playin' those love games with me?
I just wanna know what to do 'cos I need your love a lot.
come on.
d'ya love me?
are you playin' those love games with me?
I just wanna know what to do 'cos I need your love a lot."

"movin' to fast this isn't a race,
mmm,
baby back off and lower the pace now.
Slow it down, and gimme some space,
mmm,
movin' to fast this isn't a race
AHAH"
"I'm old Gregg"
"I know I think you said."
"Come on don't make me beg now,
cos I'm not your regular guy-y.
DON'T BE SHY.
Do you love me?"