Inspired by Mal's attempted creativity in Still Flying. No spoilers, I promise. This is a bribe for 2x2 (and AR? *hopeful*).

Also, you might perhaps see why I don't attempt poetry more than once a year.

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High upon the Winter's crown

that iv'ry spire on the hill

the snow queen in her courtyard

amid a world in shards

smiled a secret heartsick frown

and felt the icy chill

Her dresses thickly woolen spun

fur-lined, pure, austere

diamonds dancing in her eyes
and in her midnight hair
The sun had failed to rise
she could find no true way
spring and summer unsprung
alone there was no day
and not courtly play-act graces
nor the finest pretty laces
could melt the spell undone

Through a crystal woods
across the glacial moraine
by north wind an answer came

by snowy mare a thief to caper

(and he might say very dapper)
a regular Robin Hood
From earthly fire browned
tempered steel, grit and muster

known by gunsmoke and a duster

set to wander, not knowing why

underneath a starry sky
that sparkled on the ground
But the world was bitter cold
and beauty often lies

and uncaring sons-of-bitches

kept putting holes in his hide

Though spite had made him bold

and survival was his measure

he was as though bewitch'd
to see the gardens' treasure

She surprised to see him,
him for once understood
this man blown by the wind
the lonely roads they'd taken
crossed paths as well they should
The land finally awakened
and away they went together
left behind their heavy burdens
over an ocean to fair weather
to a place blossoming and verdant
Overcome by awe

two hearts entwined, pleading

the world began to thaw
pressed together needing
her with sweetest kissing
him sliding up her dress
She found what she'd been missing

he hadn't been looking but found more
The pauper and the princess-

"Wa-ash!" Kaylee mewled. She was stomping up the corridor, some adorable combination of distressed, hurt, and annoyed, like when someone made a disparaging comment about layer cakes. "Stop makin' stories about me an' Simon! It ain't funny!"

The pilot chair squeaked a little as the blond man spun around, all innocent confusion. "All right then. I always do try at least to be funny." He paused. "What stories?"

Mal listened to the commotion above, trying his damndest not to laugh, and put the finishing line down. Now he just had to leave this in a certain shuttle, and watch hilarity ensue.

-The smuggler and the whore