Hello everyone!
After having written quite a few parodies of songs in French, I'm now trying my hand at English ones. Here's the first installment, with "Voldie Girl", derived from "Barbie Girl" By Aqua. The Ken/Voldie Lyrics are in italics.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, neither HP or the BG lyrics (at end of chapter); all rights belong to their legitimate authors. I'm not getting any money out of this, just a good laugh. I hope so will you.
Voldie Girl
Hi
Bella
Hi
Voldie
Do
you wanna come?
Sure
Voldie.
Floo
over here.
(CHORUS:
)
I´m
a Voldie girl, in a Voldie world
Yearning
to kill, it's such a thrill
I
can Crucio well, I can really cast a spell
Horcrux
creation, murder's your creationcolor
Come on Bella, Avada Kedavra!
CHORUS
I´m
a Death Eater girl, in a pure-blooded world,
Robed
in black, wearing a mask, I'm up to the task.
Here's
your task, the traitor to unmask, all in black
So
kneel there, worship me, Abracadabra.
You
can join, you can kill, just make sure, your blood is a pure.
CHORUS
Come
on Bella, Avada Kedavra!
Come
on Bella, Avada Kedavra!
Come
on Bella, Avada Kedavra!
Come
on Bella, Avada Kedavra!
Make
me hex, make me jinx, do whatever you please,
I
can act bastardly, I can get 'em on their knees.
Come
jump in, my Death Eaters, let us do it again,
Hit
the Muggles, wand aloft, Avada Kedavra
You
can join, you can kill, just make sure, your blood is a pure.
You
can join, you can kill, just make sure, your blood is a pure.
Come
on Bella, Avada Kedavra!
Come
on Bella, Avada Kedavra!
Come
on Bella, Avada Kedavra!
Come
on Bella, Avada Kedavra!
CHORUS
CHORUS
Come
on Bella, Avada Kedavra!
Come
on Bella, Avada Kedavra!
Come
on Bella, Avada Kedavra!
Come
on Bella, Avada Kedavra!
Oh,
I love killing so much!
Well
Bella, we are just getting started.
Oh,
I love you Voldie.
"Barbie Girl" Lyrics
Hi
Barbie
Hi
Ken
Do
you wanna go for a ride?
Sure
Ken.
Jump
in.
(Chorus:)
I´m
a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life
in plastic, it´s fantastic.
You
can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination,
life is your creation.
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
CHORUS
I´m
a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world,
Dress
me up, make it tight, I´m your dolly.
You're
my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
Kiss
me here, touch me there, hanky panky.
You
can touch, you can play, if you say: "I´m always yours"
CHORUS
Come
on Barbie, let´s go party!
Come
on Barbie, let´s go party!
Come
on Barbie, let´s go party!
Come
on Barbie, let´s go party!
Make
me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please,
I
can act like a star, I can beg on my knees.
Come
jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
Hit
the town, fool around, let´s go party!
You
can touch, you can play, if you say: "I´m always yours"
You
can touch, you can play, if you say: "I´m always yours"
Come
on Barbie, let´s go party!
Come
on Barbie, let´s go party!
Come
on Barbie, let´s go party!
Come
on Barbie, let´s go party!
CHORUS
CHORUS
Come
on Barbie, let´s go party!
Come
on Barbie, let´s go party!
Come
on Barbie, let´s go party!
Come
on Barbie, let´s go party!
Oh,
I´m having so much fun!
Well
Barbie, we are just getting started.
Oh,
I love you Ken.