Disclaim: I do not own the characters in Ranma ½ , but Erik is MINE, ALL
MINE, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! No, just kidding, unfortunately I do not own The
Phantom of the opera either ... sniff ...
THE PHANTOM OF THE ... DOJO?
"Ranma Saotome, prepare to DIIEEEE!!"
Ranma quickly dodged a blow from Ryoga´s umbrella. "Oh, hey, Ryoga," he said. "How´s it going?"
Ryoga dislodged his umbrella from the crack it had made in the wall and roared as he prepared to attack him again.
Akane stamped her foot impatiently. "Come on, Ranma!" she called. "We´ll be late!"
Ranma leaped back up onto the fence. "Gotta go, Ryoga," he called down at him. "Bye!"
Ryoga stared after him. "Ranma Saotome," he growled, "I will have my revenge on you!"
"Akane! Akane!" Her friends came running towards her as they approached the school.
"Oh, hi, guys," she smiled.
"Akane! Come and see!" they cried, dragging her in and towards the announcement board. "What?" Akane asked.
"Look!" they replied, pointing to a paper on the board. Akane stood on her toes, trying to see what they were pointing at over the heads of the crowd around the board.
"Look! It´s the casting for the school play!" someone exclaimed in front of her.
´School play,´ Akane thought. "Oh yeah, we were doing some musical, weren´t we...´
She finally managed to push her way through the crowd.
She froze.
There was her name, right at the top!
Her friends joined her. "You are so lucky, Akane," they said to her. "You get the lead role! You´ve been cast as Christine!"
"Christine?" Akane said, puzzled.
"Yeah; you know, Christine Daaé in the Phantom of the Opera?"
Oh, god.
The truth dawned on her. "Y-You mean I have to sing? In front of the whole school?!" she practically shrieked.
"What´s up, klutz-girl?" Ranma appeared behind her.
"She´s been cast in one of the lead roles in the school musical!" her friends told him.
Ranma grinned. "Cool! I´ll make sure I get a seat in the front row! It´ll be a laugh-"
Akane wipped out her mallet, ready to send Ranma into orbit, but her friends stopped her.
"Not quite, Ranma. Look at the notice."
Ranma looked.
Christine Daaé: Akane Tendo
Raoul:
Ranma fell to his knees.
Raoul: Ranma Saotome.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
His scream was heard all the way to the Tendo residence.
Soun put down his cup and looked at Genma. "Ah ... it sounds like Ranma has found out about the musical," he said.
The panda, Genma, held up a sign. the teachers were really very cooperative when I suggested their casting Ranma as Raoul
Soun nodded, and stared out at the garden. "Yes ... it´s amazing how co- operative people are when dealing with a giant, angry panda who communicates with signs," he remarked.
If this doesnt bring them together I´ll eat my sign, Genma wrote, happily.
The man and the panda laughed the happy laugh of two fathers plotting to get their children to marry.
"But you can´t DO THIS TO ME!!" Ranma cried, dropping to his knees in front of the Drama teacher, Mr Huriko. "Please; I´ll do anything, even stay awake in class, but please, don´t make me get up on stage and SING!"
"No, Ranma, I´m sorry," the teacher replied, trying to loosen Ranma´s desperate grip on his ankles. "You´ve been cast as Raoul and that´s final. Besides, most people would give anything for such a wonderful part!"
"Then let them have it!!" Ranma shouted. "I don´t want to play Raoul!"
"That´s enough, Ranma!" the teacher said, sternly. "Please go and stand in the hall!" Ranma picked himself off the floor. "But -" he made one last desperate attempt. "Now, Ranma." There was a definite sharp edge to the teacher´s voice by now.
Ranma trudged out, only just remembering to pick up his water buckets on the way.
"Nihao, Ranma!"
"Oh, great," Ranma muttered. "Just when I thought my day couldn´t get any worse..."
Shampoo came down the hall and stopped in front of him. "Why you always out in hall in school, Ranma?" she asked. "And always with bucket..."
"It doesn´t matter, Shampoo," he said. "What are you doing here, anyway?"
Shampoo smiled. "Shampoo hear airen be in play; Shampoo come be in play too!"
Ranma gulped. This meant trouble wasn´t far off. "Uh, Shampoo, I´m not sure it works quite like that ..."
But Shampoo had already opened the door into the classroom. Ranma heard voices, them raised voices, and then a definite BONG, and Shampoo came out, slamming the door behind her, muttering something in Chinese.
Ranma couldn´t help asking, although he knew it would probably make it worse. "Uh ... so ... what did he say, Shampoo?"
Shampoo turned to him. She looked extremely angry. "Teacher man say Shampoo no get big role!" she fumed. "He say Shampoo sing chorus or be understudy or no be in play!" She wrapped herself around Ranma´s neck. "But you no worry, airen," she said, hugging him. "Shampoo find way to get big role in play! Shampoo must go now," she added. "Must go talk to great- grandmother ..."
Ranma rubbed his neck, trying to get the circulation started again. He found himself wondering exactly how much Shampoo would do to get a leading role in the play. A lot, knowing her.
The door to the classroom opened. "Who was that?" the boy, one of Ranma´s classmates, said, staring down the hall after the rapidly disappearing Shampoo. Ranma chose not to answer. "Anyway, I have to go get the nurse ... she knocked out Mr Huriko ..." the boy said, heading off in the direction of the school nurse´s office. Ranma groaned. This was going to be a very difficult play to do.
A/N: OK, wasn´t that BRILLIANT?!? No, maybe not ... But anyway, I´ll write another chapter as soon as I get your reviews, or not, if you think it´s a stupid story and I should have a chandelier dropped on my head for writing something so dumb ... OK I´ll shut up now, please review, PEACE!
THE PHANTOM OF THE ... DOJO?
"Ranma Saotome, prepare to DIIEEEE!!"
Ranma quickly dodged a blow from Ryoga´s umbrella. "Oh, hey, Ryoga," he said. "How´s it going?"
Ryoga dislodged his umbrella from the crack it had made in the wall and roared as he prepared to attack him again.
Akane stamped her foot impatiently. "Come on, Ranma!" she called. "We´ll be late!"
Ranma leaped back up onto the fence. "Gotta go, Ryoga," he called down at him. "Bye!"
Ryoga stared after him. "Ranma Saotome," he growled, "I will have my revenge on you!"
"Akane! Akane!" Her friends came running towards her as they approached the school.
"Oh, hi, guys," she smiled.
"Akane! Come and see!" they cried, dragging her in and towards the announcement board. "What?" Akane asked.
"Look!" they replied, pointing to a paper on the board. Akane stood on her toes, trying to see what they were pointing at over the heads of the crowd around the board.
"Look! It´s the casting for the school play!" someone exclaimed in front of her.
´School play,´ Akane thought. "Oh yeah, we were doing some musical, weren´t we...´
She finally managed to push her way through the crowd.
She froze.
There was her name, right at the top!
Her friends joined her. "You are so lucky, Akane," they said to her. "You get the lead role! You´ve been cast as Christine!"
"Christine?" Akane said, puzzled.
"Yeah; you know, Christine Daaé in the Phantom of the Opera?"
Oh, god.
The truth dawned on her. "Y-You mean I have to sing? In front of the whole school?!" she practically shrieked.
"What´s up, klutz-girl?" Ranma appeared behind her.
"She´s been cast in one of the lead roles in the school musical!" her friends told him.
Ranma grinned. "Cool! I´ll make sure I get a seat in the front row! It´ll be a laugh-"
Akane wipped out her mallet, ready to send Ranma into orbit, but her friends stopped her.
"Not quite, Ranma. Look at the notice."
Ranma looked.
Christine Daaé: Akane Tendo
Raoul:
Ranma fell to his knees.
Raoul: Ranma Saotome.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
His scream was heard all the way to the Tendo residence.
Soun put down his cup and looked at Genma. "Ah ... it sounds like Ranma has found out about the musical," he said.
The panda, Genma, held up a sign. the teachers were really very cooperative when I suggested their casting Ranma as Raoul
Soun nodded, and stared out at the garden. "Yes ... it´s amazing how co- operative people are when dealing with a giant, angry panda who communicates with signs," he remarked.
If this doesnt bring them together I´ll eat my sign, Genma wrote, happily.
The man and the panda laughed the happy laugh of two fathers plotting to get their children to marry.
"But you can´t DO THIS TO ME!!" Ranma cried, dropping to his knees in front of the Drama teacher, Mr Huriko. "Please; I´ll do anything, even stay awake in class, but please, don´t make me get up on stage and SING!"
"No, Ranma, I´m sorry," the teacher replied, trying to loosen Ranma´s desperate grip on his ankles. "You´ve been cast as Raoul and that´s final. Besides, most people would give anything for such a wonderful part!"
"Then let them have it!!" Ranma shouted. "I don´t want to play Raoul!"
"That´s enough, Ranma!" the teacher said, sternly. "Please go and stand in the hall!" Ranma picked himself off the floor. "But -" he made one last desperate attempt. "Now, Ranma." There was a definite sharp edge to the teacher´s voice by now.
Ranma trudged out, only just remembering to pick up his water buckets on the way.
"Nihao, Ranma!"
"Oh, great," Ranma muttered. "Just when I thought my day couldn´t get any worse..."
Shampoo came down the hall and stopped in front of him. "Why you always out in hall in school, Ranma?" she asked. "And always with bucket..."
"It doesn´t matter, Shampoo," he said. "What are you doing here, anyway?"
Shampoo smiled. "Shampoo hear airen be in play; Shampoo come be in play too!"
Ranma gulped. This meant trouble wasn´t far off. "Uh, Shampoo, I´m not sure it works quite like that ..."
But Shampoo had already opened the door into the classroom. Ranma heard voices, them raised voices, and then a definite BONG, and Shampoo came out, slamming the door behind her, muttering something in Chinese.
Ranma couldn´t help asking, although he knew it would probably make it worse. "Uh ... so ... what did he say, Shampoo?"
Shampoo turned to him. She looked extremely angry. "Teacher man say Shampoo no get big role!" she fumed. "He say Shampoo sing chorus or be understudy or no be in play!" She wrapped herself around Ranma´s neck. "But you no worry, airen," she said, hugging him. "Shampoo find way to get big role in play! Shampoo must go now," she added. "Must go talk to great- grandmother ..."
Ranma rubbed his neck, trying to get the circulation started again. He found himself wondering exactly how much Shampoo would do to get a leading role in the play. A lot, knowing her.
The door to the classroom opened. "Who was that?" the boy, one of Ranma´s classmates, said, staring down the hall after the rapidly disappearing Shampoo. Ranma chose not to answer. "Anyway, I have to go get the nurse ... she knocked out Mr Huriko ..." the boy said, heading off in the direction of the school nurse´s office. Ranma groaned. This was going to be a very difficult play to do.
A/N: OK, wasn´t that BRILLIANT?!? No, maybe not ... But anyway, I´ll write another chapter as soon as I get your reviews, or not, if you think it´s a stupid story and I should have a chandelier dropped on my head for writing something so dumb ... OK I´ll shut up now, please review, PEACE!