Disclaimer: Do Not Own The Vampire Diaries Book and TV Series Nor The Characters. Credit Goes To L.J. Smith

Uhm, was bored and I've always wanted to know how it feels like Stefan knowing his love is in love with his... alluring? brother. Was bored, idea made me laugh. Hope you enjoy it. (:

I did not go too far as I feel Stefan maybe completely over her but he still cares for her a tiny bit and so won't thrash her completely ;D

Inspired by the song Who's David by Busted.


Bad, Bad Stefan Salvatore had found the "secretive" Diary Elena Gilbert had. He was in her bedroom smothering her silken sheets. The diary was now wide open in front of him, and had been for the past half an hour of where Stefan had been reading its contents.Damon, Stefan, Damon, Damon, Stefan, Damon. Was all it was filled with. Well, he felt kind of smug about that, For once Stefan, was mentioned on pages Damon was not. Achievement much?

Elena and Damon were out, running some "errands" of what they called it. And so gave Stefan the chance to sneak around the house and find some ghastly treasures. And this was no different.

A hidden smirk was now obvious above his tempting jaw line stunning his braining with misbehaviours ideas. One caught his attention quite easily.

Slipping out the Biro pen that was thrown within the book Stefan started on his delightful message.

Dear Elena/ Diary.

I, Stefan Salvatore have taken over this remarkable piece of junk and declare it mine until you return.

My, darling love. We have spent months endlessly making sweet love and making out devilishly. Oh the joy that was too.

I thought I should leave you a sweet note, You know being in "love" and all.

IN LOVE WITH MY DICKHEAD OF A BROTHER. (:

Seriously? You weren't happy with one and so you snatched two men, who I say one of them is unbelievable gorgeous. i.e. me.

Oh my "sweet sugar plum". I know you are far away in the deep woods fucking my desperate brother much of a fucked up pair are you? Oh, and as a reminder, you squeal like a bat when I did I tried to have sex with you. What a turn on that was? I think I'm kinda deaf now.. ;3

I'd rather do Katherine. Yeah maybe she was a bitch, but she was one hell of a ride. (;

Honestly?, I feel sorry for him. I mean, look at you, quite the attention whore aren't you? Loving the male attention? I'm glad I got away as quickly as I did and not be a victim of your cruel venom.

You are nothing but a bitch, a lonely- lonely bitch. Ogling my brother teasingly and the next minute declaring your love for me? How desperate can you get? I hope my brother F*cks you over and you end up all alone.

I felt I should right this because you know I was never good at expressing my love, and thought this is the perfect way. Aren't I just soooo romantic? Just like how you wanted me to be?" Oh Stefan, I love you" You pranced about around me, clinging childishly onto me and then showing me to everyone like a shiny new toy But, If I do say so myself, you are a battered and broken toy as beautiful as the wicked with of the West.

Call me spiteful, call me a dick but I'm just doing what you wanted me to,. Didn't you say, never hide anything from each other and always tell the truth? Well here it is.

Your Dearest, Stefan Salvatore.

P.S: Petal, when I see you next I shall stake you through the heart as a way to express my never ending love. Happy fxcking, whore. xD

With a disobedient smile Stefan returned the diary and pen behind Elena's pillow. He then went into his room and pressed the "Play "button on his stereo angelically. Another devilish smirk fell upon his smug face as the song " Who's David" boomed arrogantly past the volatile speakers. This was turning to be a good day after all.


Review please? xR