• There is an idiot boy named Billy.
• He hangs out with a vampire/mummy nerd, Death, and the root of all evil, Mandy.
• There is an idiot boy named Billy.
• He likes gumdrops that taste like his dad's car.
• There is an idiot boy named Billy.
• His dream in life is to run a carpet shampooer.
• There is an idiot boy named Billy.
• He chews Sassy Cat's ears, to guard against the leprechauns that tell him to burn things.
• There is an idiot boy named Billy.
• His IQ's so low that you could never test it-you'd have to dig under all, all, all, ALL the layers of earth it's under….if it can even be found there.
• There is an idiot boy named Billy.
• He likes to lick the sidewalk for any free candy.
• There is an idiot boy named Billy.
• He once licked his cat and bit Shiny gold doorknobs, because, as he says, (with a mouthful of broken teeth) that there might be CHOCOLATE inside!
• There is an idiot boy named Billy.
• He once, well, actually on more then one occasion actually-caused the world to be overrun with vicious, kung fu dinobinoids…and T Rexes in fighter pilots because his video module wouldn't start up! (He confused it with a hair dryer.
• Yes, Billy is a stupid, stupid boy……he's married to the master of darkness, and he's forced the power of death to be his best friend forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever…..
• Is he annoying? Of course! Is he more then slightly insane? Of course!
• But that's okay.
• Because even though Billy may lick the yellow snow and eat chocolate that's been declared to be toxilly unsafe, he's always there with two rulers of darkness…..well, one ruler of darkness and one ruler of all things soap operatic and gardening…..but he's all things young, eager…perhaps a little Overeager…
• And all dumbness itself.