Me: Hey people!! You know, you go around and there's these big and famous human pairings and than there are talk shows or dare and stuff and I don't see one about legendaries! Poor legends. Tsk Tsk Tsk. You guys should be more popular, really, maintaining the world and stuff.

Mew: I know that I'm thee most popular.

Celebi: -whacks Mew on the head- Oh, SHUT UP!!

Mew: But it's the truth…

Me: It is actually and Mew's so huggable! –huggles Mew-

Mew: I…CAN'T BREATHE!!

Darkrai: Serves you right…

Cresselia: So! Tell me again, LS, why the HECK are we here?!

Darkrai: To watch me die my horrible death…OHMYFUDGINGGOD!! IT'S A RUBBER DUCKY!!

Groudon: Say hi Mr. Ducky! –tries to squeak the duck but the duck explodes because of Groudon's claw. - MMMIIIIIIIIISSSSSTTTTEEEEEEERRRRRR DDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKYYYYYYYY!!

Kyogre: GROUDON! THAT'S THE TENTH HUNDRED RUBBER DUCKY YOU MURDERED!!

Uxie: Darkrai must be happy…

Mesprit: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! DUCKY!! Let's hold a funeral! Here lies Mr. Ducky, July 25th – July 16th 2008. May god bless you.

Azelf: MESPRIT! It's a DUCK! It doesn't have a LIFE!!

Mesprit: All things have life…

Dialga: PALKIA!! YOU PINK WATER DRAGON EXCUESE FOR A LEGENDARY WHERE IS MY FRIGGIN TAIL?!

Palkia: Ooops…

Giratina: NANANANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Arceus: GIRATINA! STOP NA- ING!!

Giratina: -takes out ear plugs- WHAAAAAAT??

Cresselia: SHUT UP!!

( Kricketot…Kricketot…Psst…PSSST…Run for your life, Cresselia'a maaad….Kricketoot)

Cresselia: Now, LS, explain to me why everone is here?

Me: -trembling in a corner- Uh…Oh yeah…Well, Everyone's here to do something. Readers sends 3 dares and 10 questions and direct it to a particular pair of legendaries, it doesn't have to be counterparts and you guys have to answer it or be prepared to be lectured by Jirachi on Physics and Molecules and other stuff on Einstein. Got it? So reader, get you fingers ready and type!!

Darkrai: And we don't get a protest about this? How are you going to make us listen to Jirachi anyway?

LS presses button causing a glass container to cover over Darkrai, and than a see through metal case follow up by a 10 inches thick Rubber protector. A TV screen pops up inside with Jirachi lecturing about Einstein stuff. Darkrai screams and runs or much more hovers around inside the room covering his rooms trying to destroy to TV but failing miserably. LS press another button and the room goes back to the ceiling.

Darkrai: Your MUCH more eviler than Cresselia.

Me: AM PROUD OF IT!!