Sakura:Hey its me and Chibi-Goten here
Goten: HEY!!!
Sakura:Before I get start with the ficcy I would just would like to check whats inside my
Chest of secret stolen stuff
Goten: (drags a huge chest to the middle of the floor)
Sakura:Lets see whats in here (opens chest and digs through it) lets see......Goku's power pole........
Kurama's Rose......Jill Valintine's Pistol..........Yusuke's hair gel........OHHHHH!!! LOOKY WHAT I HAVE FOUND!!!!
Goten:OHHH WHAT IS IT LET ME SEE!!!!!!
Sakura:I Found the Master Sword and Link's Cap (puts Cap on and Swings the MasterSword) LOOK AT ME IM THE TOTALLY COOL
HERO OF TIME READY TO SAVE PRINCESS ZELDA FROM THE HANDS OF THE EVIL GANON!!!!!
???:(coming from Link's Cap) HEY!!!! HEY!!!!!!!
Sakura: Huh? (looks around and takes off cap) Is it you?.........AHHHHH!!! THE EVIL HAT IS TALKING TO ME!!!!! AHHHH GET IT OFF
,GET IT OFF!!!!!!! (throws cap to the ground) BLAST IT GOTEN BLAST IT!!!!!!!
Goten: OKIE DOKIE!!! (hurls a ki blast at the cap)
???:HEY!!!!!!!!!!! (pops out of Link's cap before Goten blasts it and it appears to be Navi the fairy, Link's very annoying
companion from Ocarina of time)
Goten: HEY ITS A FLYING GLOWY THINGY!!!!!
Sakura: Nope its just Navi the annoying pest (turns to Navi) What do you want Navi?
Navi:Hey!! Lets tell Saria about this,what do you think she will say about it?
Sakura:Tell what to who?
Navi:Look!!! when i go near an object I turn green
Goten: What does that got to do with anything?
Navi:Hey!! Lets tell Saria about this,what do you think she will say about it?
Sakura:WHO THE HELL IS SARIA???!!!!!
Navi:Look!!! when I go near an object I turn green
Sakura: You are starting to really piss me off.......
Navi:Hey!! Lets tell Saria about this,what do you think she will say about it?
Sakura:ALRIGHT THATS IT!!!!!!!! (digs into the chest to get fairy slingshot)
Navi:Look!!! when I go near an object I turn green
Sakura: (grabs Navi and loads her into the sling shot) Here comes your one way ticket to Never Land! (shoots Navi toward the sky)
Navi:HEY!!!!!!!!!!! (disappears into the sky)
Sakura:TELL TINKERBELL I SAID HI!!!!!!
Link:(who was just passing by) Hey have you guys seen my favorite hat , I've been looking for it everywhere....
Goten: uhhhhhhhh......(looks at Sakura for help)
Sakura:uhhhhhh.....(looks at whats left of Link's hat and brushes it aside with her foot) NOPE
Link:Well if you guys see it anywhere ,please make sure to tell me (walks away)
Sakura:(looks at Goten) Ok now just incase he finds out, we will have to flee the country ,now Im Mario (puts fake mustache on)
and your Luigi (puts fake mustache on Goten) and we've been trying to save Princess Peach ALL DAY!!!
Goten:(nods head)
Sakura: Well before we flee the country I will have to say the disclaimer .......ahem ......I DONT OWN NOTHIN!!!! YOU HERE ME YOU EVIL LAWYERS FROM HELL!!!!! AND IF YOU DONT BELEVE ME YOU WILL HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY FAIRY SLINGSHOT OF DOOM !!!!!! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!Goten:well heres the fic
This is but one of the legends of which the people speak........
Long ago, there existed a kingdom where a golden power lay hidden............
It was a prosperous land blessed with green forests,tall mountains, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda and bla, bla, bla...........
The legend is mainly about some hero of time who saved Hyrule and then forgot about it when the evil demon pig Ganon came back
and cast some stupid curtain of darkness and evil and so on and so forth.........
(Our story starts with the pleasent and peaceful island of Outset as little Aryll is trying to find her beloved big brother)
Aryll: BIG BROTHER!!!!!! BIG BROTHER!!!!!! (walks around then spots Link on the lookout) BIG BROTHER!!!!!
Link: (wakes up from a peaceful slumber and rubs his eyes) What the hell you want.......
Aryll:I knew you'd be here!
Link:Great now that you found me .........WHY THE HELL YOU WOKE ME UP FOR WENCH!!!!!!!
Aryll:Hee hee hee! This is my FAVORITE spot to gaze out at the sea.When I play with the gulls, I call it "Aryll's Lookout"
Link:(rubs his eyes and yawns tiredly)Bitch are you retarded, you woke me up for this?
Aryll:So, do you remember what day it is today?
Link: uhhhhhhhh......Annoy Link day?
Aryll: No silly, thats on the 21st.........You're still half-asleep, aren't you?
Link:No shit Sherlock
Aryll:Did you forget?.........Big Brother, it's your birthday! ........(mutters under breath) dumbass
Link: OO........(slaps himself on the head) (thinking) man I am a dumbass, I forgot my own birthday!!
Aryll:That's why Grandma has been waiting for you to come back to the house! She's been waiting for a while now.......
It's a good thing I found you! You should go home and see what Grandma wants, don't you think?
Link:(sigh) Lets see what the old hag wants.....
(Link starts walking to his house when he is stopped by some oldguy with a big head on a balcony)
Old big headed guy: Hoy! Link! press L right there and use A to talk to me! Try it!
Link: How about I use it the normal way of talking, by sending sound waves out of my mouth and into somebody's ear
Old big headed guy:That's correct. You're a smart one!
Link:I Know
Old big headed guy:You, my friend, have just L-targeted me. You see, when you press L, you can target certain objects. I, for one
use it often to talk to folks who are far away from me. Of coarse even if there isn't anything around to target,you can press L to face
forward,you know. Its quite handy indeed
Link:OO wow I didnt know talking and facing forward is called L targeting now.Its a new adventure everyday isnt it?
(Link walks past the kid with snot hanging from his nose and the lady with a pot on her head and finnely enters his house)
Link: Now where did that hag get to?........(climbs stairs to find his grandma there holding some green clothing)
Grandma:I've been waiting for you ,Link
Link: yea yea what do you want you old hag?
Grandma: Link........Try these on. Time certainly flies.... I cant't believe you're already old enough to wear these clothes. (hands him
Hero's clothes)
DUN DUN DUN DUN...
Link: (from forces unknown his arm magicily raises up to the sky while the clothes spin slowly as it sparkles) OO (tries
to force his arm down but he cant) TT
Grandma: Dont look so dissappointed,dear one! Just try them on.Today is a day to celebrate! It is the day that you become
the same age as the here spoken of in all the legends.You only have to wear them for one day,so dont look down be proud child!
Link:YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT SOME STUPID LEGEND!!!!! AND WHATS WITH THE TUNIC, THEY LOOK LIKE
YOU JACKED SOME ELF OUT OF THEIR CLOTHES!!!!! (mutters) This sucks.......
Grandma:In the olden days,this was the day boys were finally considered to be men. They were taught the ways of the sword to
prepare them for battle with their enemies.But we dont live in such an age any longer....Our ways are the ways of peace.
Link:Thats why people now a days suck.Atleast people back then kicked ass.
Grandma:Nowadays,I suppose Orca is the only one on the island who still knows any thing about swordplay.Hanging the family shield on the wall as decoration is another tradition that has been carried down from those days.Does all this make sense to you?
Link:(has just finished putting on the tunic) NOPE
Grandma:Isn't that nice,Link? They suit you perfectly! A perfect fit!
Link: (muttering under his breath) making me dress like some damn elf on my birthday, what a rippoff......
Grandma:Well,tonight Im going to invite the whole town over for your birthday,so I'd better start getting ready, shouldnt I?
Your grandma is going to make your favorite soup for you tonight! Mmmmmm!I just know you're looking forward to it!
Link:ugh great more of grandmas soup, she only makes that soup for me like EVERYDAY!
Grandma:Now,go get your sister, Aryll
Link:Alright..........whatever
(Link exits his house and climbs up the ladder of the lookout, where his little sister Aryll is located)
Link:Yo Im back!
Aryll:Ah! Hoy, Big Brother!.......Did grandma make that outfit for you?
Link:YEA GOT A PROBLEM!!!!
Aryll:.....But wow.....You look like you'd be way too hot in those clothes....I guess they're pretty neat, though!
Coughcough yea right coughcough
Link:(glares at Aryll)
Aryll:So, anyway, Link.....can you close your eyes and hold out your hand? Just for a second! I'm going to give you my most
treasured belonging....but just for one day!
Link:Then what the hell is the point of giving it to me then.....
Aryll: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! (hands him her Telescope)
Link:(is some how powered by the mysterious force again and reaches his arm to the sky while the Telescope is spinning and sparkling) NOOOOO!! NOT AGAIN DAMMIT!!!!!
Aryll:So? Well?! Do you like it?
Link: I THINK ITS- (is cut off by Aryll)
Aryll:Im letting you borrow this special gift just because you're my big brother! Arent you lucky?! Hee hee hee
Link:(forgets the nasty remark he was about to say and is overwelmed by his sister's kindness)Thanks, Aryll
Aryll:Ooh,why dont you try it out! Right now! Try looking at our house from here!
Link: Ok (Takes out Telescope and sees through it and spots the Pot Lady through her bedroom window undressing) uhhhh....(drools)
Aryll:Hey whats that? LINK!!! Are you looking at the red post box?
Link:(keeps drooling and staring untill Aryll screams his name) Uhhh yea sure whatever.....(looks at red postbox)
Aryll:That post man looks kind of weird doesnt he?..........AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! LINK! THE SKY ! LOOK UP IN THE SKY!!!
Link:(Looks up in the sky to spot a Giant bird flying and carrying a young girl, he looks right to see a pirite ship hurling rocks at it
,They miss a few times but one hit the bird right in the face knocking it out, it drops the young girl in to a forest)
Aryll:Link,this is so terrible! That girl fell into the forest! She needs help!......But it's too dangerous for you to go in the without something you can use to defend yourself with!
Link:DANGER!!! HA!!! I LAUGH AT THE FACE OF DANGER!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Aryll:(bonks Link on the head with her Telescope and tells him to go find something to defend himself with)
Link:OWWW!!!!!........well I guess I have to visit that old fart, Orca
Sakura:Well I hope you liked it and I will update a soon as I can.Please Review OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE WRATH OF MY FAIRY SLINGSHOT OF DOOM MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!Goten:Read and review ,Ja ne