Disclaimer
I don't own anything that would obviously not belong to somebody as poor and non-famous as me...XP
Note
Agi=Yard Gnome...sorry...I just didn't feel like typying Yard Gnome everytime I say something ^^;;;
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Catchy opening music plays
Doo-dee-doo-dee-doo-dee-TRADING SPACES!!!
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Agi: *walks out* Uhhh...
Ken: *bumps into Agi*
Agi: Ken?? O_o I thought I locked all of you in the janitor's closet...
Ken: Bonjour.
Agi: Umm...yeah~ How'd you get out?
Ken: *proudly* I crawled under the DOOR!! :D
Agi: ...*whacks Ken with a microphone*
Ken: Meep. *runs away*
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Agi: *looks around* HOST?! WHERE'S THE HOST?!
Shelby: *pops up out of nowhere*
Agi: Shelby!! Are you the host?
Shelby: Host? Why no...*gets into superhero pose* I'm...CAPTAIN INTERIOR DECORATOR!!! *sparkle* *sparkle*
Agi: Ooooo...PRETTY!!!! I shall be...Captain...ROOM REDOING PERSON!!! *sparkle* *sparkle*
Shelby: Yay!
Agi: Yes but...we still need a host...
Shelby: Hmm...no we don't.
Agi: Really?
Shelby: Huh?
Agi: What?
5 minutes later...
Agi: Hello...umm...WELCOME TO TRADING SPACES!!!
Shelby: The show were--
Agi: We give two neighbors eachother's house keys--
Shelby: And they get to raid eachother's refridgerators ^-^
Agi: Actually...they have to redo one of the rooms in the other's house.
Shelby: And they have 2 days to do it. *holds up 4 fingers* 2 DAYS!!!!
Agi: And they must stay on their budget of one thousand dollars--
Shelby: Umm...*whispers something in Agi's ear*
Agi: ...Yes! Like I said...they have to stay on their budget of *cough* FOUR DOLLARS AND TWENTY-EIGHT CENTS *cough*
Shelby and Agi: ^^;;;;;;;;;
Agi: Ahem...they also have the help of 2 very unskilled interior design people.
Shelby and Agi: *smile proudly*
Agi: Umm...we did have a carpenter--
Shelby: But if you remember that nasty little accident with the super-glue on last weeks show--
Agi: We STILL haven't found his left arm...
Shelby: So...yeah. He won't be joining us today...or ever...in fact he ran away screaming something about a "law suit."
Agi: Wonder what that's supposed to mean...
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Shelby: Umm...let's introduce our two teams ^_^;;;
Team Weiss - wearing the pink vests (tee-hee ^^)
Ken: I HATE pink!
Yohji: C'mon Ken...you know you like it ^.~
Omi: I like it ^^
Aya: SHI-NE!!!
Team Schwarz - wearing the florescent orange vests
Schu: I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING TRAFFIC CONE!!
Nagi: No shit Sherlock...
Brad: Hmph.
Farf: *tears at vest with knife* Hehe...this hurts God!!
Agi: OK Shelby, which team would you like?
Shelby: *points* I WANT THE PINK ONES MOMMY!!!!!!!
Agi: Okee dokee *grabs Weiss and drags them over*
Shelby: OOOOO!!! Day are so kyoot!!! *pets Weiss*
Weiss: x_O
Aya: SHI-NE~!!!
Agi: *walks over to Schwarz* Guess I'm stuck with the construction signs...
Schu: *sarcastically* We're not SIGNS...we're CONES...
Farf: CONES HURT GOD!!
Agi: Alrighty...now the fun begins...We'll see how our teams manage the first day of--Hey! NO! DON'T TOUCH TH--
Screen goes black
Bloodcurdling screams can be heard
...along with spontanious outbursts of "This hurts God!"
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Erm...sorry to cut if off like that...It would have been too long if I made the whole thing one chapter...sooooo I'll put the Day 1 chapter up later...IT DOESN'T END HERE!!!