The Legend of Zelda and the Broken Windwaker
Link was at Aryll's hideout sleeping while his grandmamma and Aryll were eating fried cuccos back at the house. It was a nice and sunny day at Outset Island. "Wake up your brother, it's one o clock, I know he a hero and all, but geez" said Link's grandmother after swallowing a drumstick.
"I'm going right now" said Aryll after swallowing a breast. So Aryll skipped to the hideout and splashed water on Links face.
"Whats wrong with you Aryll, dang, I'm moving out of this god forsaken island" said Link.
"Forsaken Island is North East, this is Outset island" said Aryll trying to hide her smile with her paw.
"Shut the *censored* up, *censored*" said Link with a roar. "I'm taking out my windwaker right now and warp to Dragon Roost island" Link reached for the windwaker in his back pocket and realized it was broken. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this can't be happening, oh wind god, help me leave this *censored* island. Then the wind god appeared.
"Sure thing, but I'll need 5001 rupees" said the wind god.
"But the Maximum in The Legend of Zelda the Windwaker is 5000, oh wait, I got gameshark, hold on" So Link entered the code and paid the wind god 5001 rupees. The wind god warped Link to Dragon Roost Island. Meanwhile at Outset Island Aryll started to cry and cuss. Aryll went running to her grandmother's house and told her that Link had run away.
"Who cares, he wasn't giving me sponge baths anymore. Which reminds me, Aryll!" said grandma.
Link was at Aryll's hideout sleeping while his grandmamma and Aryll were eating fried cuccos back at the house. It was a nice and sunny day at Outset Island. "Wake up your brother, it's one o clock, I know he a hero and all, but geez" said Link's grandmother after swallowing a drumstick.
"I'm going right now" said Aryll after swallowing a breast. So Aryll skipped to the hideout and splashed water on Links face.
"Whats wrong with you Aryll, dang, I'm moving out of this god forsaken island" said Link.
"Forsaken Island is North East, this is Outset island" said Aryll trying to hide her smile with her paw.
"Shut the *censored* up, *censored*" said Link with a roar. "I'm taking out my windwaker right now and warp to Dragon Roost island" Link reached for the windwaker in his back pocket and realized it was broken. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this can't be happening, oh wind god, help me leave this *censored* island. Then the wind god appeared.
"Sure thing, but I'll need 5001 rupees" said the wind god.
"But the Maximum in The Legend of Zelda the Windwaker is 5000, oh wait, I got gameshark, hold on" So Link entered the code and paid the wind god 5001 rupees. The wind god warped Link to Dragon Roost Island. Meanwhile at Outset Island Aryll started to cry and cuss. Aryll went running to her grandmother's house and told her that Link had run away.
"Who cares, he wasn't giving me sponge baths anymore. Which reminds me, Aryll!" said grandma.