I don't own Star Wars, or Harry Potter, or American McGee's Alice… nope… I don't. neither do you… unless you are the owner.
Theme:
Cookin' with Cid!
Cookin' with Vinny! (don't call me that!)
Put them together. What do you get?
The Cookin' With Cid and Vinny Show! (don't call me that!)
Yeah!
-Cid is dragging Vincent into a studio that looks suspiciously like Cid's kitchen.- COME on Vinny! This will be fun! It will be like having your own cooking show! (Notices audience) Hey you mother $#! You want to cook today! Cause I do! Yeah! Whooooo-hoooooo!
Vincent- you know Cid this is live television. And don't yell so loud Shera will wake up. And DON'T CALL ME VINNY!
Cid- (not listening) so today lets find out what is in the fridge! (Goes to fridge and starts to look thru.) Nope… that is a bit too old. It expires in 73… oh look Vinny! (Starts to jump up and down) I found gold! (Holds out tubaware container filled with spaghetti)
Vincent- uhhh… cid? That is just some 4-day-old spaghetti….
Cid- not that silly willy Vinny! The tubaware!
Vincent-…
Cid- I'll bet it's worth billions! And to think my Shera-pooh got them for 25 cents a piece! Wow! (Voice starts to crack)… I am… so… so proud!
(Shera comes in)
Shera- Cid what are you doing in the fridge. And what are you doing with that old piece of tubaware? It is old. And needs to be thrown away!
Cid- NEVER! YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHERRIO! AND YOU WIL NEVER EVER THOW AWAY MY BEST FRIEND, SERVERUS SNAPE! (Runs around clutching the tubaware to his chest.)
(Suddenly many many people clad in black and white stripes, and with their faces painted white burst down the door, while pretending to hold a giant log)
People in stripes (in union)- …
Vincent- OH SH!T THOSE ARE THE MIMES I PISSED OFF YESTERDAY!
Shera- what did you do?
Vincent- I started to shoot their toes off to make them talk. I haven't succeeded. They just tried to chase me.
Shera- good luck to you! And may the Force be with you, my old padawan.
Vincent- I thought Cid was your padawan…
Cid- (starts to sob uncontrollably for 3 seconds, then starts to laugh hysterically for 3 seconds)
Mimes-…
Shera- they are starting their battle cry! Run Vincent! I will save Cid! Save your self!
Vincent- Never! I will be heroically stupid, and attempt a very risky, and wonderfully planned escape, and then come out just fine! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shera- shouldn't we do something about Cid?
Cid- (still laughing and crying hysterically)
Vincent- He will help us make the perfect omelet for our plan!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mimes- … (come up behind Cid and take him away.)
Cid- (doesn't notice, and still is acting insane)
Vincent- (drops to knees) NOOOOO! THE PERFECT OMELET… RUINED!
Shera- hey. Omelets aren't every thing Vinny. We could just make a PB&J sandwich. HOLY PIG S!##$ BATMAN! CID IS GONE! OH THE HUMANITY! OH THE HORROR
I know it isn't that good yet. But I will re-do this chapter and add more to it later. I want you all to review. And please, oh please don't flame!