This is supposed to just be insanely random, If you understand whats going on, you probobly don't really understand it...
Note: I don't own anything that I might be sued for claiming to own
another note: too much exposure could cause damage, keep in mind that this is just used to relieve all excess insanity, and thus should be both written, and read in incriments
yet another note: Feel free to complain about the stupidity, theres not much else b
Frodo woke up, and looked outside, "What a nice day, I think Ill go talk to Bilbo!"
"Hello Frodo! I got you some beef jerky!" said Bilbo
"WOOO beef Jerky!" shouted Frodo
"Did I hear someone say Beef Jerky?" said Gandalf as he walked in the front door, and hit his head on various objects hanging from the ceiling
"Yes you did hear someone say beef jerky!" said Frodo, and Bilbo at the same time
"Hey Bilbo, remember what you found in the mountain, with all the goblins, and that weird guy, Gollum?" asked Gandalf
"Yea, you mean my guinea pig?" said Bilbo
"Yea, that's it, as it turns out, the guinea pig belongs to the Dark Lord Sauron" said Gandalf
"Really? Are you sure that he is Sauron's?" asked Bilbo
"Yes Im sure" said Gandalf
"How are you so sure?" asked Bilbo
"It says so on precious' collar" replied Gandalf
"precious?"
"Precious is the guinea pig's name" said Gandalf
"Ahh, of course" said Bilbo
"so what do we do with it?" asked Frodo
"We must destroy it!" said Gandalf
Frodo and Bilbo then looked very hurt
"Destroy lil precious? Destroy a lil ol guinea pig?" said Frodo, with big Bambi-like eyes
"If you don't want to destroy the guinea pig, then you could just get a ring and try to convince Sauron that his guinea pig turned into a ring" said Gandalf
"Ok, how bout this plain ol gold ring?" asked Frodo
"Ok, that will work, just mail it to Sauron with letter saying, 'don't throw this into mount doom, or all the plans of elves, men, and santa will be ruined!' and then Sauron will throw it into the mountain of fire himself, thinking its his own ring, he will pop!" said Gandalf
"YAY!" said Frodo, who quickly mailed a dull looking ring
"HEY ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!" shouted Bilbo
"MINE TOO!" shouted Frodo
"YAY, who should we invite?" asked Bilbo
"LUKE SKYWALKER!!!" shouted Frodo
"Ha ha ha, silly Frodo, there's no Luke Skywalker" said Bilbo, "Its JEDI MASTER Luke Skywalker"
"Oh, silly me" said Frodo
"Do you mind if I invite Neo, and Morpheus too?" asked Bilbo
"Sure!" said Frodo
"YAY, lets go BUNGEE JUMPING!!!" shouted Gandalf
"WOOOOO!" shouted Frodo and Bilbo
Frodo Bilbo and Gandalf went bungee jumping, after which they decided to go sky diving, after which they got in a space shuttle and jumped over the moon
"WOOO, IM A COW!" shouted Frodo
Ok, im better now, don't expect a chapter till I have another backflow of insanity again...
Bye all, and remember, this is a part of a unbalanced breakfast