I don't own Hetalia characters and the songs for that matter. Awesome trio: America, Denmark, and Prussia. Hong Kong helps out too.

Do not try the stuff, that you about to read in this fan faction at home. Please!

The Awesome Trio was at Denmark's house bored out of their minds. America was lying on the floor reading his comic book. Denmark and Prussia was sitting on a couch, Until Prussia glance over at America's comic book, he spot an ad for Walmart on it.

That's when Prussia got an awesome Idea in his head. "Hey my awesome friends! The awesome me have an idea Prussia say in a self-assured way!"

"What is it? Ask Denmark.

"Let's get kick out of an unawesome Walmart, who's with the awesome me"

"DUDE I'M TOTALLY IN!" America said in an energized way.

"I'm in" replied Denmark with smirk on his face.

Everyone set down at a table deciding on a plan of action.

When all of a sudden Norway comes in to the room and he heard all sort of randomness. Like getting drunk and driving a monster truck, using stink bombs and T.P ing everything, and using a ton of battle axes.

At first Norway was thinking what the hell, but he shrugged it off.

Whatever his fellow Nordic and his friends where thinking, he did want to be a part of.

So he walked away living the trio to what they were doing.

After 20 minutes, Prussia respond wait, "where can we find some awesome fireworks anyways?"

Hey! Dudes I know where we can get some"

"You do?" Denmark questioned.

"Heck yeah! I will be right back" With that, the American ran off somewhere.

Sometime later America came back with Hong Kong.

"Hey dudes Hong Kong said he can give us some his fireworks and help us, if we can get Iggy there. You can just leave that part to me"

"Alright! Everyone knows what the awesome plan is?"

Everyone pumped up said "Yes!" in unison, really loudly, accepted for Hong Kong, who was giving off a hmm; in his typical monotone voice.

"Alright let's get everything ready for this awesome plan" Prussia said.

"DUDES THIS IS GOING TO BE SO REALLY AMAZING!"

The awesome trio with Hong Kong went to get the items they needed.

England was out in his garden enjoying his tea and without a certain American that's until he got a text from said American."Yo! Iggy hur e to walmart" (Insert address and shorten words here) Agitated, England angrily text him back "No way in bloody name, am I going, you git, and learn to wright in popper English"

America was not pleased with this. So he went there drag him out forcefully, all the time while having cuss words being thrown at him, a struggling ticked off Englishman, and having a mischievous smile on his face.

Once America had drop off England, he went to check out how his partners in crime are doing.

"Yo!" America said looking happy. While holding a pair of clothes in his arm.

"America why are you holding those clothes?" Prussia asks curiously.

"Oh these? It's a surprise" America replied.

Everyone just gave America questioning look.

After that America came back a few moments after putting the clothes away.

"Dudes Is everyone ready?"

Everyone gave a "Yes!"

"Okay, let's go!" The American said.

Hong Kong went with America while Prussia and Denmark went to get things set up. With great alacrity America and Hong Kong put the fireworks and various place and locations, they had learned from Japan's ninja side, while at the being invisible, they had learned from the elusive Canada.

At a same time England was walking around fuming also embarrass because the American idiot who he was trying had manage to take his clothes and put him in a cute frilly pink dress with tiara on his head. He either wished he was wasted, right now so didn't have to deal embarrassment any longer and/or beat up the moron to bloody pulp.

He continued like that for several minutes, unlit he notices flash that hit him.

It was a little micro nation formally known as Sealand, holding a cell phone in one hand, all the while laughing his butt off.

"HA HA HA HA! Hey, English jerk lose a bet?" Sealand asked in a teasing tone.

"No" said England definitely. His had face gotten little red "What are you doing here? Also what was that flash for?"

Sealand had stop laughing said answered, "that American jerk emailed me and told that there I had there was something I had to see here, but I had no idea it that it was going to be this great of a black male material"

"Give it to me now!" said England looking angry putting his hand out like parent would with their child misbehaving.

At this time England's face was bright as France's rose if that was even possible. Sealand made a break for it.

"Fat chance I will English jerk" Sealand said in a mocking tone.

England really mad now had run after him.

Meanwhile at the middle of the store, Prussia and Denmark had just finish setting up a drum, plugging in an electric guitar amp, and adjusting the micro phone.

"Are you ready for the awesome me, to rock these people unawesome live?" Prussia said having the gutiar in his hands, wearing his cocky grin on his face.

"You know it" said the Danish man as cocky as his Prussian friend.

"AWESOME! LET'S DO THIS!"

Just then out nowhere a small yellow bird named Gilbird fly's to Prussia should and sitting there, he had tiny headphone on his head.

There was many of, on lookers looking at this point.

All of them where basically thinking the same thing "What?"

Prussia and Denmark started to play and Prussia sang his hatafutte parade song. He just went crazy. This proceeded until America came along in his heroic attitude and deciding to play his hatafutte parade, wearing a super hero costume.

There were mix reactions in the crowd, some were thinking it was really good, some were thinking what the heck is going on, and many of them were thinking it was a really bad.

Soon there were people shouting out that their ears were bleeding and to make it stop, some shouted (you stink), but the trio kept at it and ignored them, until all of them got in an argument where Prussia and America were arguing about which hatafutte parade they should primarily focus on, while Denmark was arguing why the hell he does not have a hatafutte parade song.

A few seconds, before. England was still chasing Sealand, when he notices America arguing with his two friends.

At this time the gentle man was far pass his breaking point. He figured getting Sealand's pictures can wait, he went charging after the American man.

When America had notice England coming right for them. He forgot about the quarrel and went singling to Hong Kong to set off the fireworks.

The fireworks went off and scaring a bunch of people including England, so everyone favorite English men hind himself in a bathroom stall nearby.

When England was running out of horror the rest, Prussia, Denmark who had stop squabbling, was laughing their heads off, America was laughing along with them, and Hong Kong had a slight smile to his face.

Soon after they recovered from laughing fit Denmark was first to ask "America that the surprise you'd talk about earlier?"

"America replied, it sure was" with some pride in his voice.

Not long after that some police men had come and arrest the four men, for setting off fireworks in the store and disturbing the peace.

At the same time, England took a peek outside he'd notice America and the others were being whisk away to jail, America was begging anybody including England to come and save him. England just ignored it with an annoyed expression on his face and went back inside.

Later on that day England had tracked down that Sealand and erased the picture of him in the dress from Sealand's phone, after him England, China, Norway, and Germany had to bust the 4 boys' out of jail and lecture them.

Norway was glade the he headed his own instincts when he heard the news.

A lot of people wouldn't say that was their smartest idea, but Prussia, America, Denmark, and Hong Kong would say that was awesome.

Thank you, for reading. Feel free to tell me what you think of it.