(musical interlude)
All: Kidnap NiGHTS the Nightmaren? (brief pause)
Elliot:…I wanna do it!
William: I'LL be sent! (small pause)
Claris:…Sega said to work together!
William: Three of a kind!
Elliot: Birds of a feather!
All: Now and forever!
All: (Whee!) La, la la la la la, La la la la la!
La, la la la la la, La la la la la!
All: Kid-nap the Nightmaren, lock him up real tight!
When they're done with the new game, he will be a sight!
Claris: First we'll wait until the Wii
Is released for us to see!
When the NiGHTS fans come a-begging,
He'll look as fruity as can be!
Elliot: Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this purple Nightmaren;
We'll keep all our fans on the ropes
And when they're free they'll run him down!
All: Kid-nap the Nightmaren, put him in a box!
He'll Cameo for 11 years, in our games that rock!
(brief pause)
Claris:…Then Mr. Yuji Naka man! (brief pause)
All:…Can take the whole thing over then! (brief pause)
William:…He'll be so pleased, I do declare! (brief pause)
All:…That he will cook him rare! (Whee!)
(musical interlude)
Elliot:…I say we find all of the
Minor bosses from the game and then;
We'll gas them off, find new replacements,
And the cast won't be the same!
Claris: You're so stupid! Think now,
If we blow them all away to Hell,
We may lose Reala
All: And his fangirls will kill us well!
All: Kid-nap the Nightmaren, tie him in a bag!
Screw up his whole universe, then see if he is sad,
Claris, Elliot: Because Mr. Yuji Naka is the meanest guy around!
If I were on his renew list, I'd get out of towwwwwwn!
(brief pause)
William:…He'll be so pleased by our success! (brief pause)
…He'll make us better than the rest! (brief pause)
All:…Perhaps he'll take us from the game! (brief pause)
…And spare us from our shame! (yay!)
We're all his creations,
And we do as we are told!
If we make him angry,
Then we'll all be sold!
Claris: I wish my brothers weren't so dumb!
William: I'm not the dumb one,
Elliot: You're no fun!
Claris: Shut up!
Elliot: Make me!
Claris: I've got something, Listen now!
It'll top the rest; if not, we're dead!
We'll tell the day the game comes out,
But then move it a month ahead!
Now, we keep it up until
The fans, filled with mortal dread,
All: Just can't take it any more
And then they'll finally lose their heads!
All: Kid-nap the Nightmaren, beat him with a stick!
Jackle won't be in the game, 'cause he's just too thick!
Kid-nap the Nightmaren, chop him into bits!
Mis-ter Yuji Naka is sure to get his kicks!
Kid-nap the Nightmaren, when he's in the store;
The only NiGHTS will be the new, the OLD ONE IS NO MOOOOOOORE! (maniacal laughter from all three)
Author's Notes: XD Merry Christmas, everyone! I came up with this song back in october, and I just finished it at one in the morning today. I'm rather pleased with how it turned out.
Claris - Shock
Elliot - Lock
William - Barrel
Yuji Naka - Oogie Boogie
This song is best sung to the tune of Tim Burton's 'Kidnap the Sandy Claws.' This song kind of reflects my feelings about the new game, and how everything is changing...
The characters in here are copyrighted to Sega, the original song to Tim Burton, and the song on this page to me.