This is my first fanfic so please review thanks =D
This came to me yesterday but I was busy and only wrote a few scetances then I stopped to re-read Dark Days. =D
Disclaimer – I do not own any Skulduggery Pleasant characters but I do own this little band of stories well drabbles but you get the idea.
Skeleton Shopping
Valkyrie Cain was wondering around the Dublin Mall with Tanith Low, who by the way was practically dragging her into every clothes, make-up and shoe store in eye-sight. They had now been there for three hours and the fun and adventure Tanith had promised had not happened.
Suddenly Tanith squealed and then Valkyrie heard the screaming come from her subconscious letting her know that she should run right now. Ah but she was too late.
"Oh my god, Val, we have to go into Victoria's Secret" Tanith said as she bounced happily on the spot before dragging harmless 18 year old Valkyrie into the shop full of underwear, bedtime clothes and the such.
Tanith began to shop for the young teenager when she spotted the two men hanging out in the shop and the first thing that came across her mind was. 'Their secretly GAY' which just seemed stupid once the two got a closer listen to their conversation.
"Where are we?" asked the bold man who had placed a hat on his head to hide the ugly scars.
"I don't know" said the man who had no face visible, a couple of seconds past when the man spotted something.
"A BOMB" he yelled quietly to the man known as Ghastly Bespoke, he whipped around in the direction the skeleton was pointing in.
"Uh Skul I think that is one of them fruit baskets thingy's, I can't remember what they're called" Ghastly said to his friend, Skulduggery Pleasant, as they both made their way slowly over to it.
"Prod it, Ghastly" hissed Skulduggery, the two girls who were hiding in the next aisle were shaking with laughter at the fact that Skulduggery Pleasant and Ghastly Bespoke were afraid of-
"Excuse me sirs, but that is not a responsible movement and why may I ask are you prodding a females BRA?" demanded the assistant when she saw the two men prodding a bra.
That was for Tanith and Val, they both burst into laughter which caused both men to spin around and face the two women who were pointing at them laughing themselves stupid.
"YOU KNEW AND YOU HID AND LET US DO THAT. I AM GOING TO KILL YOU" Skulduggery yelled.
Valkyrie sighed and responded with "nah, you love me too much" then he began to chase them both around the shop and out of the door and into the security where the all got taken outside of the building.
Ghastly sighed to himself and apologised to the assistant and followed his friends path out of the mall whilst humming to himself.