HELLO INHABITANTS OF EARTH! I'm here releasing my very first Penguins of Madagascar fanfic. Hope you enjoy.

It started as a normal Saturday in the Central Park Zoo. The penguins were doing there usual waddle and wave routine, when Alice came by and dropped a crate in there habitat. "Enjoy your new friend." As she was walking away, she mumbled something about animals.

After she had left, Skipper said,"Rico. Crowbar." Said penguin instantly barfed up a crowbar. Skipper caught it and opened the crate. The four penguins didn't see anything. "What the duece?"

After about a minute of staring, a figure started to walk out of the crate. He walked slowly. It was another penguin, the same species as the other four. He was taller than Rico, but shorter than Kowalski. His white feathers were also a brighter white and his black feathers didn't seem to be as black. He walked right up to Skipper and they began a stare-down. After five minutes, the new penguin said, fairly loudly, "Hi! How ya doin'!" Skipper jumped back a little and raised a flipper. The new penguin chuckled a little as he brought out a clipboard and pencil from nowhere, while saying, "And another mark there." He then put the clipboard and pencil away to where ever he got them from. The four penguins looked at him like he had an extra head. He noticed there stares. "Can I help you with something?"

Skipper immediatly snapped back and replied, "First off, what is your name?"

"DB. That is what I go by."

"Where are you from?"

"Midwestern U.S."

"Care to be more specific?"

"Illinois."

"Care to be anymore specific." Skipper was obviously getting annoyed.

"Well, there aren't many zoos in Illinois."

Skipper sighed as he knew he wasn't getting anymore information from this guy. "Kowalski, do we have any enemies in a zoo in Illinois?"

"No, sir."

"Very good."

"Now, may I know your names?"

"No. They're-"

Skipper was cut off by DB. "Classified, right?"

"Yes. How did you-"

DB cut him off again. "Know that you were going to say classified? I've had to ive the same answer before. I understand. You need to make sure you truly know a person before you give them too much information. You need to make sure you can trust them." Skipper stared at him with an undefineable look. "Why are you staring at me like that?"

"Well, most people don't respond that way." The nexy second, DB was flat on his face, with Skipper over him screaming, "WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!?"

"Wow. We went from friendly to hostile in under a second." DB had a surprisingly calm attitude about the situation.

"ANSWER THE QUESTION!" Skipper looked like he would kill him if he didn't answer.

DB sighed. "I'm not an enemy. Nor do I work for an enemy. I know you probably don't trust me, but-"

This time DB was cut off. "YOU'RE DARN RIGHT I DON'T TRUST YOU!"

"As I was saying, please give me a chance. That is all I ask."

"And what if I don't?"

"Well, I'll just do this." In a split second, the tables had turned and DB had Skipper pinned. But, he soon let him get up. "Now, will you give me a chance?"

"Fine. My name's Skipper, the leader."

"I already knew you were the leader from our conversation and also because you just look like a leader."

"Thank you. My lieutenant, and the brains, is the tall one over there. Kowalski." DB nodded towards him, as to say hi. Kowalski nodded back. "Rico over there," He pointed towards Rico," He's our demolition expert." Rico coughed up a lit stick of dynamite before throwing, having it explode harmlessly somewhere. "Finally, there's Private. He is a Private first class."

"OO. That would be a great way to fly in a plane. Very good service." Everyone just looked at the penguin. "What? You just made me think of a great way to fly in a plane."

"Right. Follow us into the HQ."

The five dropped down the fishbowl entrance. DB looked around with interest. "So, where will I sleep?"

"Rico. Make a new bed for him."

"Uh-huh!" In a cloud of smoke, a new bunk was made in the wall. "TA-DA!"

"Now that we have that out of the way. We know you have fighting skills, we just need to know how good."

"Alright. Let me fight Rico and let him use any weapon he chooses."

"Your funeral. But, okay."

The three that weren't fighting went to one side of the HQ and DB and Rico went to the middle, before they went to opposite sides. "Give me all you got." DB was so calm, it was scary.

"Well, get ready to clean up blood stains, boys."

DB just smirked. Rico started out by coughing up a bomb. DB simply picked it up and waited for the bomb to explode. When the smoke cleared, he was standing with a smile. Rico grunted, "Wha'?" He shook off his shock and barfed up a bazooka. He shot at DB, but he simply caught the explosive, without it exploding. Now, everyone was in shock. DB set it gently down on the table as he waited for Rico to make his next move. He coughed up a chainsaw and laughed maniaclly. DB was unphased. Rico charged at DB with the chainsaw going. DB simply caught it by the chain. "Aww! Come On!" He started up the motor.

DB shook his head. "Dumb idea, Rico." Rico cocked his head to one side, only to be kicked by DB, who had used the movement of the chain to launch himself forward. "That's why." He then broke the chain. He then started up the motor to get the rest of the chain out easily. It did come out easily and it also wrapped around DB and got stuck in his skin. He let out a scream of pain louder than when Skipper recieved a shot. "Someone...care to help?" It had wrapped around his back and pinned his flipper to his side, as it went around his stomach.

Skipper hid Private's eyes. "Kowalski, help him."

"Yes, sir." He went over to DB and grabbed the chain. He slowly removed it, while trying to keep from increasing the injuries. "Alright. Now I just need some medical supplies."

"Like these?" DB brought out a first-aid kit from nowhere.

"Um. Yes. Where did you get that?"

"I've learned how to hide many things on my person. Not the way Rico does, though." He then realsied what he had said.

Before Skipper could ask any questions, Marlene dropped down and said, "I heard someone scream. What happened?" DB silently thanked her for coming in at that moment. She then noticed Kowalski patching up a penguin that she had never seen before. "Who's he?"

"He says his name is DB. He arrived today."

"Oh. Well, it's nice to meet you. My name's Marlene."

"Nice to meet you, too."

"After you get patched up, would you like to be shown around the zoo?"

"I'd love to."

"Not so fast, sister. I have some questions to ask him."

Marlene sighed and said,"Skipper you are just too paranoid. You can ask him the questions when he gets back."

Skipper was about to retort, when Private spoke up. "She's right, Skippah. The questions will still be there when he returns."

Skipper growled in annoyance. "Fine. But, make sure he doesn't escape your sights."

"Sure thing, Skipper." Marlene just rolled her eyes.

"Done." Kowalski had just finished patching up DB.

"Alright. I'll be back. Also, before you ask me those questions when I return, I want to do some stuff with that chainsaw. Get me a blander and bazooka as well. You'll see what I have in store. Rico will love it." With that, he left with Marlene.

I know, I know. DB is mysterious and should not have been able to survive the blast of a bomb or catch a missle fired from a bazooka at close range without it exploding. You'll see how in future chapters or just by reading some of my other fanfics. Well, please review. I don't care if you cut me down and throw me into a pit of lava with a bunch of man-eating sharks. Just as long as I get a review.