A/N: So, here I am once again with more torture.

The torture sessions'll be shorter than the norm, because I don't want to make it feel like the hosts are Gary Stus and Mary Sues. But, you guys asked for it...

Disclaimer: I don't own SRMTHFG, but I got TC!

Surprise Victims On the Table

The Torture Chamber set was in chaos. Natalie Teasedale and Cedric Angriff were hugging and laughing and crying for no reason at all. Some crew hands were unchaining their producer and helping him off the table. One of the cameramen had decided to fire up his camera again, just to film SK swearing like there was no tomorrow. Cedric was reaching for his spare whipped cream pies (also for no reason).

The young creator of Torture Chamber strode onto the set with a big grin. She ducked as a pie unleashed from Cedric's hand went straight for her cousin, who was following behind her. He got hit, not surprisingly.

Lin gave a gentle laugh and patted the hosts on the back. "I knew I chose you guys for a good reason!" She gave a thumbs up to the off camera crew and walked over to that night's victim.

"I hate you Lin." Skeleton King pouted.

"I know. And it's probably a bad time for you, but there's a joint meeting in Room Twenty-Seven. You have half an hour to get yourself there." And then she was off.

Thirty-five minutes later...

"Okay boys, I have received tons of calls from viewers saying how great the show has been. We've landed a good handful of our victims in a mental asylum, and a few have needed therapy ever since."

"Hey, any of you remember that time-travelling gal? Man, she was weird!"

"She was my fangirl you know."

"I think she got chucked in with the Krink."

"I heard Scrapperton started drinking microchip tea to calm him down and he nearly killed hisself with the cup! Brit habits die hard."

"Any of you know what happened to Jinmay and Sakko? I was on sick leave..."

"Are Nova and Antauri still angry? Man, they copped it bad."

"HEY DID YA HEAR WHAT MASTER ZAN DID?!?!" (Everyone that wants some more laughs, check Far-Raiderz's 'Bimbo'. Read it!)

"Yes, I'm sure we did well. The viewers are going crazy! And a few have suggested that we do another season." Lin steepled her fingers as questions were cannoned at her.

"Who do we do?" Skeleton King crossed his arms and glared. "I said that as soon as the second season was done I'd be outta here. I never knew that I'd be in the second season." he muttered.

The creator smiled evilly. Time in Skeleton King's company had rubbed off on her.

"Oh, I have some ideas."

To be continued... Whenever I get the time to write...

Thanks for all your ideas, readers! I forget who came up with this one, but it was more than one! So, sorry!

And Far-Raiderz has written a one-shot with Master Zan and his incredible stupidity. Read it, it's funny! Really it is!