Inuyasha and Kagome are sitting down at a table in Kagomes kitchen, eating
some alphabet soup. All of a sudden, the letters start to move around in
the bowl, stopping altogether to form a sentence...
What do they say?
Kagome:*looks at Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: Feh....*looks*....Have....mercy..on us??? *blinks*
Kagome:*looks at hers* You're....going to...miss...*looks harder*...the..bus?!!! ACK! *runs out*
Inuyasha: *pulls up a chair next to Kagome's bowl and starts eating it seeing how his soup was weak and wanted to be left alone* **************************************************************************** * ~Later that day~ Miroku has joined our dear heroes in their soup eating. Let us see the outcome, shall we? Miroku:*looks down at his soup and wonders where the soup came from* Hmm..... *reads out what it says in the bowl* Hmm...... *nods and obeys the soups orders * ......... This is promptly when our dear monk stands up from his seat. A devious gleam in his eyes. Then, with grace and skill, tackles Kagome. Kagome: Ack!! *falls down and the both of them are now coated in hot, steamy soup.Along with the bowl falling onto her head.Growls in annoyance and tilts the bowl back slightly to glare at Miroku* MIROKU!!!!!!! **************************************************************************** * And here we have our lovable Sesshomaru with us. "Enjoying" his soup, too. Sesshomaru:*looks down at the bowl of soup and... throws it across the room*
the word on the wall say: you will die today...in fact you will die right now... * And malicious laughter could be heard in the distance... ****************************************************************************
Back to the brutal anger of Kagome..poor Miroku...
Kagome: *is choking Miroku and beating him with the bowl when she sees Sesshomaru somehow fall to the floor in her kitchen*
Kagome:.....O.O......?! Miroku: *notices his chance of revenge and begins to..to....tickle Kagome? Why, yes. It seems that way. Kagome: ACK! NO!! *shoves him and climbs into an air vent. Bringing her knees to her chest and rocking back and forth slowly.* Miroku: *recovering from the push* HEY! No fair, Kagome. *Calmly steps up and pulls her out* Now, I have to get more revenge on you.... Inuyasha: Hey,Miroku. My soup says that you're a..drag queen *blinks* So, this is what you've been hiding? Miroku:...O.O..I hate your soup. Inuyasha: Yea, I ain't fond of it either. You shoulda seen the perverted things it was saying to me O.o...*looks at his soup* Feh, it wants me to glare at you. *glares evilly at Miroku* Miroku:..That soup is scary..*Looks around for his nearest weapon..and..finds a spoon. Blinks then composes self, forming an hostile smile and then begins to waves the spoon threatingly at Inuyasha's soup* Don't make me use this... What will become of Inuyasha's soup? Find out next chapter of...THE HAUNTED SOUP. *dun dun dun* Oh yea, by the way. This is my first ever humour fanfic. So, yea. Don't blame me if it sucks too much. O.o **************************************************************************** *
What do they say?
Kagome:*looks at Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: Feh....*looks*....Have....mercy..on us??? *blinks*
Kagome:*looks at hers* You're....going to...miss...*looks harder*...the..bus?!!! ACK! *runs out*
Inuyasha: *pulls up a chair next to Kagome's bowl and starts eating it seeing how his soup was weak and wanted to be left alone* **************************************************************************** * ~Later that day~ Miroku has joined our dear heroes in their soup eating. Let us see the outcome, shall we? Miroku:*looks down at his soup and wonders where the soup came from* Hmm..... *reads out what it says in the bowl* Hmm...... *nods and obeys the soups orders * ......... This is promptly when our dear monk stands up from his seat. A devious gleam in his eyes. Then, with grace and skill, tackles Kagome. Kagome: Ack!! *falls down and the both of them are now coated in hot, steamy soup.Along with the bowl falling onto her head.Growls in annoyance and tilts the bowl back slightly to glare at Miroku* MIROKU!!!!!!! **************************************************************************** * And here we have our lovable Sesshomaru with us. "Enjoying" his soup, too. Sesshomaru:*looks down at the bowl of soup and... throws it across the room*
the word on the wall say: you will die today...in fact you will die right now... * And malicious laughter could be heard in the distance... ****************************************************************************
Back to the brutal anger of Kagome..poor Miroku...
Kagome: *is choking Miroku and beating him with the bowl when she sees Sesshomaru somehow fall to the floor in her kitchen*
Kagome:.....O.O......?! Miroku: *notices his chance of revenge and begins to..to....tickle Kagome? Why, yes. It seems that way. Kagome: ACK! NO!! *shoves him and climbs into an air vent. Bringing her knees to her chest and rocking back and forth slowly.* Miroku: *recovering from the push* HEY! No fair, Kagome. *Calmly steps up and pulls her out* Now, I have to get more revenge on you.... Inuyasha: Hey,Miroku. My soup says that you're a..drag queen *blinks* So, this is what you've been hiding? Miroku:...O.O..I hate your soup. Inuyasha: Yea, I ain't fond of it either. You shoulda seen the perverted things it was saying to me O.o...*looks at his soup* Feh, it wants me to glare at you. *glares evilly at Miroku* Miroku:..That soup is scary..*Looks around for his nearest weapon..and..finds a spoon. Blinks then composes self, forming an hostile smile and then begins to waves the spoon threatingly at Inuyasha's soup* Don't make me use this... What will become of Inuyasha's soup? Find out next chapter of...THE HAUNTED SOUP. *dun dun dun* Oh yea, by the way. This is my first ever humour fanfic. So, yea. Don't blame me if it sucks too much. O.o **************************************************************************** *