Nudge: Hey, Max! This name is SO COOL. I mean, I've never heard of a FORK before! Lets fly a bajillion miles aimlessly to go there for NO REASON AT ALL!
Max: Well...
Angel and Nudge: -bambi eyes- 8[
Max: OKAY!!!
-flock is flying over the baseball field or the meadow-
everyone: ZIP-a-dee-DOO-DAA, ZIP-a-dee-
BOOM!!!
All: AHH!!! The erasers came back, even though we haven't seen them for YEARS!
-Fang suddenly falls out of the sky-
Max: NOOO! FANGY!!
Erasers: Ookaayy, then... goodbye! -wave, curtsey, and leave-
Flock: Fangy?
Max: -miraculously saves Fang at the last moment with her oh-so-handy super speed-
Edward: -appears out of nowhere in field/meadow in a stunning coincidence, since they go to these places maybe TWICE in the ENTIRE SERIES-
Edward: ZOMG! I can't read their minds! BELLA MATED WITH JACOB!
Jacob: -appears out of nowhere-
Edward: DIE, EVIL PUPPY, DIE!!! -stabs-
Jacob: What the meep???
Jacob: -poofs out of existence- POOF!
Edward: -runs over to flock, where the fact that Fang is gushing blood does not make him the least bit hungry-
Max: -SAVE HIM OR DIE-Edward: Actually, that can't kill me, because-
Max: -foams at mouth-
Nudge: Hey, sweet! That's purple foam because of the grape juice we had earlier!
Fang: -guts fall out-
Gazzy: Hey, you're right, Nudge! sweet!
Edward: -calls Carlisle- Hey, Carlie! I've got a bit of a problem here...
Carlisle: ANOTHER FANGIRL?!
Edward: No, actually, although the last one was quite delicious...-licks lips-
Fang: -toes turn into caramel-
Carlisle: Okey dokey, I'm on my way!
Gazzy, Nudge, and Angel: -munch on toes-
Iggy: How come I don't get any lines?! Sure, forget about the blind guy. -goes off into Fang's emo corner-
Fang: -is being eaten by rabid fairies-
Nudge: Hey! Fairies! I LOVE FARIES!!! -chases fairies-
Fairies: -Stare. Back away slowly. Start running as fast as they can.-
Nudge: Fairies! WAIT!!! -chases fairies into sunset, never to be heard from again-
Carlisle: I'm here!
Edward: Daddy!
Flock: -stares-
Edward: What?
Carlisle: -magically fixes Fang-
Fang: Yay! I'm better! -looks at Edward- Hey... you're kind of hot!
Max: Oh, no, you don't!
Fang: Darn it.
THIS SHOW IS OVER! THIS SHOW IS THROUGH! TIME FOR THE CURTAIN TO COME DOWN! BOO HOO HOO!THIS SHOW IS OVER! THIS SHOW IS DONE! COME BACK ANOTHER TIME AND WE'LL ALL HAVE MORE FUN!
A/N: About that song at the end - we really had to sing that at my concert once in elementary school. Creepy, nay?
Auf Wiedersehen!
Oh- also, this is the first thing I've written. Any and all feedback would be HUGELY appreciated! Thanks! :)