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I don't own Glee, and anything that you think might resemble something you've heard, seen or read. I'm just a pathetic faker! Sue me!
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CHAPTER I
"Rachel" a demanding yet gentle voice called from the bartender's workstation full of the local breweries and some expensively looking alcohol that could put a bull to sleep in just one shot. "Coming!, What's up?" a gorgeous brunette with soft dark wavy hair and mesmerizing chocolate orbs that when exposed to light gives off the passionate color of deep dark burgundy answered. Rachel Barbara Berry stood in all her glory matted with a light sheen of sweat from all the hustle and bustle going on the warm, lively bar she considered her second home.
"I need you to take this to table's 4 and 5, after that you could relax cause you're on at 10" Noah Puckerman, the chef/owner of Rendezvous Bar, and also happens to be Rachel's cousin and annoying big brother said. "Cool beans!" The muscled mohawked man with the pretty face visibly cringed at the corny as hell words.
"Rae, how many times have I told you to never use those god forsaken expressions when you're in my presence, and the presence of those that are still breathing" "Haha! Funny Noah! Hey have you heard from San yet?" Rachel said. Santana Lopez was Noah Puckerman's half-sister from his mother's side. After the tragic death of his father Dr. Santiago Lopez swooped in and saved the day, offering his money and later his love to the woman who turned out to be his first love. Puck was okay with it, as long as his Ma and baby sister are happy and Rachel approved of him, he kept his mouth shut but his eyes wide open for any potential drawback, fortunately, Dr. Lopez turned out to be a good guy and even offered Puck assistance for college and in later date the money for putting up the bar, which he was quite thankful for.
"Nah! You know the girl, as long as she is with her blonde billionaire, she seems to forget everything else around her" Puck mused. Santana had been a surprising yet welcomed addition to his family. Rachel immediately took a liking to her no nonsense personality and sharp tongue, add to the fact that Rachel and Sarah are the only female specie on earth that Santana actually like or dare he say adore to some extent, much to his chagrin.
"Yeah, but I still miss her, Sarah and I have been looking forward to one of her calls" Rachel thought with a pout.
"Aw.. Come on now! Big Jewbro Puck is still here, why don't you and Sarah, just toss some of that pretty attention to me yea?!" Puck said as wiggled his brows.
Rachel only shot him a blank stare "yea, sure, whatever makes you sleep at night" and walks away.
"Damn! Why don't they ever appreciate my awesomeness? I mean I'm like the awesomest brother ever right?" Puck muttered to himself. "Yea, whatever tickles your fancy man!" Dave exclaimed from his seat. "Shut up Karofsky!" David Karofsky was the establishment's guard/bouncer, he and Puck go way back in high school when he helped him come out of his supposed closet. "hahaha! You are whipped man! Who would ever thought the Legen—wait for it—Dary! BAMF in high school is just a certified Sister's boy? You put the L on Legendary and Lame man! Ahhaah get it? Legen and – never mind!" Dave said as he walked away afraid of the look Puck had given him.
"Yea walk away fucker!" puck hollered. "Language Noah" Rachel exclaimed as she gracefully glide in front of the bartender's workstation. "Sorry" Puck immediately answered.
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"Hey, Hey! Settle down now! Okay, so I'm sure you all only come here most of the time not because of my badass drinks and awesome company, but because of my annoying sister right?!" "I resent that you dope!" Rachel yelled the crowd erupted in glee and laughter as they heard the diva's protest
"So here she is Rendezvous' very own singing dwarf – Puck ducked his head as he saw a block of ice cube flew over his head. – Hahahah! give it up for Rachel Berry!" the patrons of the bar jumped off their seats as the gorgeous brunette made her way to the make shift stage where a beautiful black grand piano stood.
"Well, that was as far as introductions could go coming from a muscled freak with a dead squirrel on his head" Rachel smirked, eyeing her brother from the bar. "So what are you good people up for tonight?" "Country!" one local shouted from the crowd "Oh god no!" Rachel answered distastefully. "Taylor Swift is so not my cup of tea! I prefer the down and dirty kinda gal, yea?" Rachel winked at a laughing Mercedes Jones, sitting next to her other best friend Kurt Hummel who was grinning from ear to ear as the patrons cheered for them.
"How about a little Maroon 5? After all everybody love Sunday morning's right? Hahah, just sing along if you're not too drunk" The diva exclaimed as she positions herself in front of the glossy black piano.
Sunday morning rain is falling
Steal some cover share some skin
Clouds are shrouding us in moments unforgettable
You twist to fit the mould that I am in
As Rachel started to sing everyone started swaying in sync with the calm melody, and taking in the harmonious voice of their beloved diva. Every time Rachel sings everyone at hearing distance can't stop but be fascinated by the beautiful sound especially if it's coming from an equally beautiful girl, with adorable dimples.
But things just get so crazy
Living life gets hard to do
And I would gladly hit the road
Get up and go if I knew
That someday it would lead me back to you (2x)
That maybe all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on Sunday mornings,
And I never want to leave.
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"Hey gorgeous!" Kurt greeted as the diva he so adored came her way. "That was fantastic, as usual" "yea baby girl, you had every men and women drooling after you once again, I hate you" Mercedes joked accusingly.
"Hahah, you know I only have eyes for you two, especially you Kurt, ever thought of throwing a straight ball? I could so totes hit that" Rachel wiggled her eyebrows in the most suggestive way, reminding Kurt and Mercedes of her brother Puck.
It was closing time Rachel, Puck and Dave as well as two other workers Rory and the TJ, Rachel kept forgetting his name, so she just calls him TJ short for (Teen Jesus) with the awesome dreads, sort everything out for the end of another good night.
"As much as I love to know how you manage to stuff your face with a giant cheeseburger and 3 slices of pizza without gaining a pound from all the oil and carbs you've been consuming, I regret to inform that I'm strictly on meat diet, and it involves sticks not buns" Kurt answered with an eerie straight face.
Both Rachel and Mercedes laughed out loud from the ridiculous comeback. As Puck and Dave joined the three, Rachel's phone let out 'Ne-yo's One in a million' Santana's personal ringtone. Rachel excitedly answered the call and put it on speaker.
"Hey San! How's Narnia?" Rachel remarked causing the group to chuckle effortlessly. "You know Rae, it's not entirely considered Narnia if almost every household owns a flat screen TV with cable might I add" Santana retorted
"Okay, okay my bad, so how's my darling, adoring beautiful sister and soon to be Queen of Genovia, the richest country in Europe according to Forbes magazine. Finally had a break from practicing your torture and enslavement methods upon the innocent yet rich people of the Genovian Empire?" Rachel inquired, causing the group to laugh out loud again.
"No, and I'm not practicing anything because I'm not gonna be a Queen of any sort. My baby Britton is the younger brother therefore he is not the crowned prince, so even if I won't be able to fulfill my destiny of being Queen, my baby is enough to keep me going, because no amount of money can ever buy true love" Santana sighed dreamily
The group including Kurt and Mercedes clapped their hands in awe, while Dave and Puck made gagging noises. Rachel on the other hand smiled in the most genuine and tender way causing her adorable dimples to show themselves and making the two helpers from the other side of the room stop and stare unabashedly at her.
"You really love him don't you San?" Rachel asked sincerely knowing well the answer.
"Yes, I do love him with all my heart!" Santana answered enthusiastically.
"Well that settles it, what did you call for Shorty?" Puck said through the speakers
"Excuse you, I didn't call to hear your irritating voice Fuckerman - "language" Rachel cut through – I called because I want to ask my darling Rae there, an itty bitty little favor" Santana continued.
"O—kay! What is it?" Rachel asked.
"Well I want you to be one of my bridesmaids and Sarah to be my flower girl, pretty please with a cherry on top" Santana plead
The group was shocked to hear The Santana "Snix" Lopez to beg for something in a whiny, love struck, desperate voice.
"What about us? Are we not invited?" Puck asked
"Of course you're all invited, as if I have a choice, besides Papa would be mad if I don't bring along my posse" Santana breezily answered.
"Don't help her with the favors Rae! I'll give you 20 bucks!" Dave blurted out.
"Shut up ignoramus! I'll double it Rae just say yes, and I promise to prepare your favorite dessert for the reception" that sealed the deal apparently, nutella covered strawberry ice cream has and always been Rachel's kryptonite.
"I also want a year supply of coffee, my choice, and you have yourself a deal" Rachel added instantly. Scratch that, nutella flavored coffee and ice cream were her kryptonites.
"Fine! That's manipulation by the way, just so you know"
"Oh come on San! I'll be your entertainer as well, so all is win – win"
"Yeah whatever, you adorable smurf you! Anyways your flight would be on Friday, and I'll have one of Britt's guards to escort you to the castle"
"Wait! What flight? What castle? I'm confused" Kurt asked dazedly
"Well porcelain, I need my girl here to help me not make the unwanted mistake of murdering these make-up eating Barbie dolls who I think is supposed to plan my wedding, I mean why the fuck – "language" Rachel reminded – would I want to put butterflies on my veil and color my gown red? I swear if they don't stop with these bullshit - *sigh* – I'm gonna rip their eyeballs off and shove it so far down their throat it will come out of their asses" Kurt just simply raised his hands in mock surrender along with everyone else.
"Understandable San, no worries, I won't let anyone ruin your highly droll and lavish wedding ceremony" Rachel promised.
"Darling" a gentle voice with a thick British accent was heard on Santana's line. "Hold on a moment – of course, take your time my love, I'm here" Santana giggled shamelessly "So, I'm needed elsewhere, Rae if you have any questions, just email me k? Say hi to Sarah for me, love you both, bye, oh yea, you too losers!"
"Well I'm glad she still encourages our presence" Dave said.
"I guess, I mean its Santana we're talking about, we shouldn't expect less from her or more for that matter" Mercedes said.
"Anyways, since our darling diva would we be going to Genovia 2 weeks before us, and actually meeting the Royal Family of said country, how do you feel right now? Excited?" Kurt saucily asked.
"I just wish it's not so sunny over there, hey Puck! Can I have one of your cotton muscle shirts? It's so comfy and light, it's perfect for sunny places" Rachel said absently.
"Sure baby sis, it's better than putting on those flimsy wife beaters of yours, shows less skin" Puck inquired.
"Why am I the only one thinking this is a big deal?" Kurt asked the group.
"Because Kurt you worry too much, Santana will be the one to be married not me, I don't need to impress any big bellied royals and politicians that feed off of people's hard earned money" Rachel answered.
"They are so not big bellied, I mean come on Rae, have you seen the crown prince of Genovia, that man is Apollo himself, who graced the lonely forsaken place we call earth, and gave women and gay men the opportunity to see stars and miracles in broad daylight" Kurt said dreamily.
Kurt was taken away from his daydream when he heard the sound of a door closing.
"Guys! Wait! Come on! Leaving me talking to myself? Really? That is just rude and disrespectful. You all should be ashamed of yourselves!" Kurt yelled as he hurried towards the doors.
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Hey guys! I'm fairly new to this! And I don't know what I'm doing, so this is basically an AU take on my fave ship! FABERRY! And as much as I love them together I still can't help but imagine and daydream of a MALE version of Quinn and Brittany making my brunette babies scream! Ye
a I know, I'm nasty! Anyway I hope this is not like a total trash…
So… REVIEWS! Give it to me! My body is READY!
Song: Sunday Morning by Maroon 5 (I'm more of a contemporary kinda gal, I don't know much about Broadway and stuff from the late 1900's)
Though if you want you can PM me some of your awesome songs and I'll try to put some lyrics in here if it fits.