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Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or Spongebob.
Episode 000: Casting Call
One day in the mystical land of Hyrule, a small studio was being built. The guy running the place put up posters all over Hyrule saying, DO YOU WANT TO BE A STAR? THEN COME TO THIS ADDRESS! Sadly, people actually believed the posters…
A horde of the most unusual people crowded into the small studio, including WW Link, Navi, Ganondorf, Zant, Zelda, Skullkid, Midna, Tingle, Linebeck, Ilia, Nayru, and a whole bunch of other people. They sat in their chairs as their host began to greet them.
"Um, hello everyone," the guy said, ""I'm MuffieMaster (or MM for the sake of less writing) and my real name is a secret cause it's cooler that way."
"Can it!" Ganondorf said, "Nobody cares about you! Just instant stardom!" Several people agreed.
"I'm sure you all want to be stars, but you don't even know what you're doing yet!" MM said.
"Hey!" a certain annoying fairy said. "Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! HEY!!!! Heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey!"
"WHAT!!!!!" Everyone shouted.
"I'm bored!" Navi said. Linebeck walked over to Navi and hit the fairy. "Nobody cares! So shut it Sparkles!"
"But that's my special name…" a teary-eyed Ciela said.
"Can MM just get on with telling us what we're doing before I impale Zant again? Ehee hee hee." Midna said.
"Nooooooo!" Zant yelled, "I won't let you impale me again! It was bad enough the first time! I hated it! HATED it! Zdsoifasdoik!"
"What?" MM asked. "Well anyway, I'm sure you've all heard of the show Spongebob Squarepants before, right?"
"I hate that show!" Ganondorf said.
"I love that show!" Link said.
"That show's boring!" Linebeck said.
"Hey! No one listens to me!" Navi said.
"I find that show moderately entertaining." Zelda said.
"That show needs fairies!" Tingle said.
"I luvs muffins!" Ilia said.
"The mask! It burns us!" Skullkid said.
"I don't get that channel…" Nayru said.
"Well, you're all going to be part of it!" MM said. No one moved.
"Noooooooo!" Ganondorf said.
"Sweet!" Link said.
"Meh." Linebeck said.
"Hey!" Navi said.
"Interesting." Zelda said.
"Will there be fairies?" Tingle said.
"Wha?" Ilia said.
"It burnses! It burnses!" Skullkid said.
"I've never even seen that show!" Nayru said.
"Well, here's the cast." MM said.
The Cast:
Spongebob: Link
Gary: Navi
Squidward: Linebeck
Patrick: Skullkid
Mr. Krabs: Tingle
Flying Dutchman: Ganondorf
Sandy: Midna
Pearl: Zelda
That weird pirate picture guy: Nayru
Plankton: Zant
Mrs. Puff: Ilia
Karen (the computer wife): Some random Gossip Stone named Karen
Larry the Lobster: A Goron named Chuck
French Narrator: Some French guy
Stage Crew: Everyone else
Other Changes:
Jellyfishing: Cucco hunting
Krusty Krab: Not sure…(The Green Fairy if no one gives me a suggestion)
Krabby Patties: Magic Muffins
That's all I can think of…
After MM explains the various roles to the idiots of Hyrule…
"Okay then." MM said. "Everybody knows what they're doing?" Silence. "Good! Ok Nayru, sing the theme song!"
"Do I have to?" Nayru asked.
"Yes."
"But I'm the goddess of wisdom! I can't be subjected to sing a horrible song like this! I mean, the part about fighting for your dish is stupid!" Nayru complained.
"It was all I could think of…" MM said. "Besides, I'm the author and what I say goes. Got it."
"Got it." Nayru mumbled.
"So start singing!"
"Fine." Nayru pouted.
ahem
Are you ready kids?
Aye, aye, Nayru.
I can't hear you!
AYE, AYE, NAYRU!!!
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Who lives in a hut on the Great Deku Tree?
Link the Hy-lian!
His tunic the greenest of green that you'll see!
Link the Hy-lian!
If wisdom and power and courage ye wish.
Link the Hy-lian!
Then take out your sword and fight for your dish!
Link the Hy-lian! (Ready?)
Link the Hy-lian,
Link the Hy-lian,
Link the Hy-lian,
Link the-e-e-e-e Hy-lia-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n!
Ha-ha-ha-har-har-har-ha-ha-cough-ha-ha-cough-cough-ha-ha-cough-gasp-wheeze
Do-dee-dee-do-dee-do-do-do (A/N: this part was played by Link and the Orcaina of Time)
Created by the twisted mind of MuffieMaster.
"That was pure torture!" Nayru said.
"Yes it was Nayru. Yes it was." MM said
So if you're vaguely interested in this fic, then you can give me suggestions on the minor characters and the setting and whatnot. Episode 001 will be Help Wanted, and after that it will be based on popular vote. Til then, this is MuffieMaster signing off!