I got really bored, so here you go...
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"Thank you for being a friend..." Sasuke was not happy about this dare. He was never playing truth or dare for the rest of hhis life.
"Travel down the road and back again. Your heart is true,"
"You're a pal and are confidant, Thank you for being a friend." Sasuke glared at the group beginning to gather around, and then flipped the one-finger salute. Naruto then glared back at him, and continued to sing.
"And if you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew..." Naruto wasn't happy about this either, but would get back at Sasuke later. Having the key to the forbidden drawer was one of the benefits of being Sasuke's best friend.
"You would see, the biggest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say,"
"Thank you for being a friend!" They both finished, and proceeded to the finale, a high-kick in their big, floppy skirts. Sasuke and Naruto then added their own touch to the show.
They pulled the rope and a bucket full of mud fell on Kakashi's favorite Make-out Paradise book.
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If you've ever seen The Golden Girls, you should get this little bit of shit-your-self funnyness...R&R