alrighty this is an experimental series chapter. the shows and movies are always following hiccup and astrid but fishlegs the twins and snotlout barely get any camera time. so if you all like this first one shot and anymore following me and Lexi will think about making one-shot series for all characters we deem worthy, but for now please enjoy the first story in the two heads twice the madness series
CH 1: a sticky situation
pov: Tuff
"OH COME ON!" I yelled as I tried to put my new poster on the wall "I JUST FINISHED PAINTING THIS THING AND I CAN'T HANG IT UP!" my sister walked in to see what I was yelling about
"What's up" she asks
"Whats up?, WHATS UP? WHAT'S UP IS THAT I CAN'T GET MY POSTER TO STAY UP, stupid tree resin won't stick, my poster is too heavy!"
"Oh man you sure? Here let me try." She takes the poster and attempts to stick it to the wall.
"Hmm i see what you mean, hey remember the time we were out exploring with hiccup and we got stuck in that reson out on thor's rock island?"
Thinking back I remember what she is talking about "Oh ya it took like an hour to get Snotlout and Hookfang unstuck!"
"Maybe we can go get some of that and use it, maybe even sell it?"
Grinning at my sisters genius I respond, "but we will have to test this first."
My sister grins evilly "prank Snotlout?"
I grin back "prank Snotlout."
"BARF, COME HERE WE ARE GOING TO THOR'S ROCK"
"BELCH, COME HERE WE ARE GOING TO THOR'S ROCK"
a quick flight later
After we arrived on Thor's Rock we started the search for the tree. It took a little while, but we eventually tracked down the lagoon where they grew.
"So did you get the jars?"
"I thought the chicken was supposed to get them!"
"CLUCK!" We both turned around to discover Chicken dragging a sack of jars to us. I picked her up.
"Thank you chicken! What would I do without you?" I said while hugging her. Ruff and I then started to carefully collect the resin in the jars before putting the bag back on Barf and Belch and began flying towards Berk.
When we got back it was dark and we set our plan for testing the reson into action. Step one, sneak into Snotlout's house. Step two very carefully apply the resin to Snotlout. Step three, attach as many sheep, fish, and feathers as we can to him. Step 4, attach snotlout to the flagpole in the middle of the village. Step five walk away and wait for him to wake up. This is going to be good.
the following morning -
Stoics POV
I had just got out of bed and had come downstairs and started making breakfast when i heard laughter coming from the village. thinking someone had said something funny I dismissed it until Gobber came busting through the door, his face red with mirth.
"ST-STOIC HAHAHAHA YOU HAV-HAVE TO SEEHEEHHEEE THIS!"
My friend said collapsing to the floor in a fit of giggles. I then decided it would be best to check it out. After a short walk to the village center where it appeared the main concentration of the amusement was, I discovered the source. Snotlout was stuck about halfway up the flagpole with a bunch of sheep, fish, and feathers stuck to him, the best part, HE WAS STILL ASLEEP! I felt my mouth curve up into a smile and felt my belly start to roll with laughter. "WH-WHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA" I looked around to see Hiccup holding his stomach laughing while leaning on Fishlegs who looked about ready to die laughing. Then I hear a cart rolling nearby.
"GET YOUR GLUE HERE, GET YOUR GLUE"
I see the twins stop a cart with jars full of amber liquid in front of the flagpole before tuffnut jumped up on the cart and yelled:
"COME ON AND GET YOUR GLUE, AS YOU CAN SEE IT IS GREAT FOR ATTACHING ONE THING TO ANOTHER, OUR EXAMPLE, SNOTLOUT. THATS RIGHT THE PRODUCT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU IS WHAT IS HOLDING A BOY, FISH, AND NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT FIVE SHEEP OFF THE GROUND!"
I was impressed, the twins had not only done done something productive but after some questioning I found out that they are selling something that won't doom us all.
Well, hopefully…
Link: And that's the first chapter of two heads twice the madness so if you want to see more review or if you want to talk to me about something PM me also remember if if i get a good response from this i'll think about writing oneshots for snotlout and fishlegs as well. also check out my next story poll.