Bart relaxed in his seat as he saw the sea below him. The trip to Egypt was a much need vacation for the whole family but Bart was happy to go back to Springfield to get up to more mayhem than one town can possibly handle. Bart falls back into his seat listening to a conversation Alex Whitney and Lisa are having. Marge allowed her to come only because Lisa needs to spend some time with friends rather than studying all the time. I feel happy that Lisa is making friends. Wait…. What did I just say? I must be tired. I meant Lisa is a douche bag.
"Hey Bart, I heard you and that slut Jessica are back together" says the voice of my best friend before I nearly fall asleep.
"Yeah dude I told you like 10 minutes ago and she isn't a slut" dam stupid Milhouse; even at 16 he is as stupid as ever.
"O really Bart?" this time it was a sweet and pleasant voice, I hope my eyes too see that Lisa is leaning over her chair with her head hovering an inch away from mine.
"Ahhh get off me Lisa, its about time you got a boyfriend that isn't Ralph" I say harshly remembering a very funny event that took place when Lisa was in the 2nd grade.
"O shut up you, that was in the 2nd grade" she snaps. Lisa, Milhouse and Alex continue talking about topics that aren't off interest as I tried to block out there voices. I didn't get much sleep last night and I thought I could fall asleep on the bed.
"Awwh" I grunt in a tiredly manner. What is going on?
"Homer, what are you doing?" I ask realising he is carrying me on his back.
"Well you wouldn't wake up so I decided to bring you home, I should have left you on the plane" Lisa, Alex and Milhouse all I jump off Homer and realise I am home, 742 evergreen terrace.
Instantly I see Jessica come out of no where and pull me into a choking hug. She has changed, I don't know why but ever since she went to boarding school she isn't a little rebel anymore. Well…. Not as much as a rebel anymore. I guess she is afraid of her father, Minister Lovejoy, the most religious (excluding Ned Flanders) and strict father in this small humble town.
"I missed you, did yah miss me?" Jessica says once she releases me from her grip.
"Yeah" I lamely respond still half asleep even though I nearly died in her chokehold. Milhouse signs and follows my family and Alex into our humble dwelling.
"I got you something" I suddenly say remember the gift I had gotten her. It was an ancient Egyptian necklace, it was pretty… o dude did I just say that? I think I need more sleep.
"Wow this is awesome dude" she responds as she wears the necklace. I comment her on how beautiful she looks but I tell her to go away, not harshly, so I can get some sleep. I wave her goodbye as I enter my home. I haven't been inside this house for 4 weeks and I can instantly see Homer missed his ass curve on his recliner. He is lazily watching T.V with a beer in his hand, returning to his normal daily routine.
I laugh on my way up the stairs. Lisa and Alex are playing with some stupid dolls, I can't believe even at 14 Lisa and Alex play with dolls all day but always get the highest marks in everything. It's annoying, I actually have to put time aside to study while I never seen Lisa revise for a test and she still gets better than whatever I had on that test. She does a lot of reading maybe that has something to do with it.
"whatcah doing there bart?" the sweet voice awakes me from my daydream followed by 3 girly laughs. Wow Milhouse sounds feminine. I didn't even realise I walked into Lisa's room and I must have stood there for like 2 minutes looking like a complete idiot. I can feel the colour in my cheeks change.
"Ahh nothing" I respond to Alex's question. "Come on bart, come sit and play with Malibu Stacy with us" I eye Milhouse and am appalled he would say something like that. I grunt in disgust but I decide I might as well hang out here since they would probably draw on my face if I decide to go to sleep.
How the hell do they play with those dolls anyways? And why? Well I don't really want an answer; in fact I want to avoid the whole doll thing. "I guess you 3 are patiently waiting till the holidays are over" I know that was a stupid thing to say but I rather talk than "play" with dolls.
"School sucks," says the divine voice of Alex. Wow that took me by surprise. "But I can't wait to see the rest of my friends again". Oh… well I guess she isn't as nerdy as Lisa.
"Yeah me too" I respond still sleepy. "Uhh dude go get some sleep" I was shocked to realise that those words came out of Alex's mouth and not from Milhouse. Wow that something Jessica would say. "I'm fine" I grunt in a way that makes Milhouse laugh in a girlish way. I decide to leave though, no point on "playing" with dolls. "Uhh I'm gonna go now" I lamely stutter out. "What's gotten into him?" I hear Lisa say as I walk down the hallway.
Where should I go now, talk to homer or mum? Nah screw that. Maggie. Yeah, I guess I haven't talked to her in a while, although not sure what I want to talk to her about. I knock on her door. "Go away" I hear from inside the room. That's weird, she has never responded angrily before. "It's me Bart"
"I said Go away" I feel a little heart broken after I hear her scream this out. Me and her always had a good relationship, even though she was kind of preppy. She is a good sister. Something is bothering her; I want to know what so I decide to enter the room whether she wants me there or not. When I walk in I am traumatized to see her sitting on the bed, crying with a fully loaded gun pointing at her head. O fuck!