Todd begins to dance around the room in a Broadway like fashion
Todd: (Singing)
"I could have danced all night! I
could have danced all night and still have begged for more! I could have spread my wings and done a
thousand things I've never done before!
The kitchen door opens slightly and stops while Fred looks
into the room with a look of absolute horror on his face.
Todd: (Still
singing) "I'll never know what made it so exciting! Why all at once my
heart took flight! I only know when he
began to dance with me! I could have
danced, danced, danced all night!!
Fred is
still looking on in shock then passes out and the whole house shakes from the
impact. Todd looks over and realizes
some one saw him then runs out of the house.
Camera goes
back to Evan and Forge. Forge is laughing and Evan in rocking back
and forth in the corner.
Evan: "Oh
god, Scott and Kurt are infecting the others!
We must warn them before it's too late!"
Forge: "What
and miss out on the lovely musicals they'll put on? Never!"
Evan: (eyeing Forge suspiciously) "They've gotten to you to haven't they?!"
Forge: "Um…whatever
Evan. Here's what Sabretooth does in
his free time."
ZOOMIE!! (I'm
sick of writing it so that's what you're all getting) We see a gym with a TV screen going. It's Richard Simmons Sweating to the Oldies. Sabretooth walks in wearing ::shudders:: a purple workout outfit.
Hey starts to workout along with the TV.
Richard Simmons:
"And lift those legs girl! Let's
keep moving!"
The camera
quickly goes back to Evan and Forge.
Forge is off throwing up and Evan is being tied down and gagged for
screaming: WE MUST STOP SCOTT AND KURT FROM SPREADING!!
Forge: (looking
very pale) "I'm very scared right now, so we'll
go on to what Mystique is doing and hopefully not get as scared."
Zoomie! We're in Darkholme's office at school. Mystique is sitting at her desk. She looks around and checks to see if any
students are around then picks up a puppy from under her desk.
Mystique: "Oh who's such a cutie?! Who's such a cutie?! You are!
Yes you are! Who's my wittle
cutie-pie? You are! You are!"
Some one knocks on the door and she quickly puts
the puppy back under her desk.
Mystique: "What is it?!"
Voice: "Um…you asked to see me in your office for
defacing school property."
Mystique: "Well…um….uh….I don't care any more so go
away!"
We hear a
cheer from person on the other side of
the door. As soon as they're out of
earshot she picks up the puppy again.
Mystique: "Who's
such a cutie pattooty?!"
Camera goes
back to Evan and Forge. Both look
confused.
Evan: "Why
does she have a puppy under her desk?
It really makes no sense."
Forge: (whispers to Evan) "The author finally had too much sugar. She's stopped making sense."
Evan: "Anyway! Here's what Fred does when he thinks no one
is watching."
Zoomie
McZoom Zoom. It's the living room. Hey I rhymed! Fred is sitting on the couch eating chocolate ice-cream from the
container.
Voice from the TV:
"Today on the View: we talk about the pressure on so many young people
to be thin."
Fred: (Takes a bite of ice-cream) "It's so true! They all want on the team because of my
girlish figure!"
Camera goes
back to Evan and Forge.
Forge: "The
View? He was watching the View? Hahahahaha!!"
Evan: "Hey!
I like that show! Star Jones is
so dreamy!"
Forge backs away from Evan.
Forge: "Here is our last clip
of our show. It's what Pietro does. Enjoy!"
Zoomers. It's Pietro's
room. There are pictures of Evan everywhere. In the middle of the room a shrine is built
to Evan with one of his spikes on the little altar. Pietro puts a glass of milk on the altar next to it.
Pietro: "Oh my beloved Evan! If only you know how I truly felt about you!"
Pietro walks over to a life size cut out of Evan.
Pietro: (To the cut
out) "Marry you Evan? Of course I will!"
Evan Cut Out: "………"
Pietro: "Oh I love you too my spiky little
hunny-bun!"
Camera goes back to Forge and Evan. Forge is trying not to laugh and Evan looks
too freaked out to speak.
Forge: "Wow…I never knew he liked you in that way."
Evan: "How did he get a card board cut out of
me? And all of the pictures too?"
Forge: "Well he's probably stalking you and watches
your every move silly!"
Evan: (looking around suspiciously)
"You think so?"
Evan hides behind Forge.
Forge: "Well folks that's all the time we have
today. Bye for now!"
The End
