SEX IN THE FOREST Chapter 1: the trip, a naruto fanfic

OK I Had trouble starting this story. So review and tell me if it totally sucks.

I don't own Naruto! (But I do own a monkey)

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"YOU'RE A VERGIN" Naruto yell at Sakura as they sat on the back of the truck. It had stopped to give them a lift. They where heading off to sand to rewrite the treaty. It had been a vary hot day so the driver took pity on them and gave them a lift.

"Idiot" Shikamaru shook his head blushing a little at the question. He had been added to there team since they were one man down cause of Sasuke. And as always he wasn't happy to be put on a mission but he took it better then expected.

Kakashi looked over the top of his book just in time to see Naruto receive a bone-crunching blow to the head.

He still hasn't learned yet. One day Sakura might do some permanent damage. Not that there's any thing there in the first place. Kakashi thought as he went back to his book.

"You ass hole! Where the hell do you think you can get away with a question like that?" Sakura was still standing above him.

"Ouchhhhh mannnn Sakura you don't need to hit so hard." Naruto wined as he rubbed the top of his head.

"Dick head." Sakura said as she sat back down.

"Man Sakura when did you pick up such a….open vocabulary?" Shikamaru asked. He was half lying down with his hands behind his head. His vest lifted a little so you could see his stomach.

"Do you know how many vital points in you stomach I could hit right now?" She looked down at his stomach.

28 She thought to her self. She had become the best Medical ninja in the village. She even had passed Tsunade.

Shikamaru moved his hand back down.

"Anyway since when did you have the motivation to care?" She said with a smile.

Touché Kakashi thought. He had put his book down to listen to the conversation.

"Uh…troublesome.." Shikamaru huffed.

"I swear if you say troublesome one more time I'll castrate you." Sakura held up her sword. She had never been really good with one until she made Hayate (and yes he's still alive cuz I'm the writer and your not.) train her.

She actually learned a lot. She was now almost a top swords men. Or women.

"O.K. Sakura that's where I draw the line. There will be no castrating wile I'm around." Kakashi said.

"That can be arranged." Sakura said under her breath. Kakashi had heard it but chose not to respond.

"God! This is sooooo boring!" Sakura took out a knife and started to throw it at the spot next to her foot.

"You should have bought something to occupy you time." Kakashi said waving his book in the air.

"So sorry not all of us carry PORN books with us!" Sakura said then went back to playing with her knife.

Kakashi straitened up. "It happens to be a romance novel thank you." Kakashi said not looking up from his 'romance novel'.

"Yea and I happen to be a man." Sakura said sarcastically.

"You sure hit like one." Naruto said nudging Shikamaru.

Sakura looked up at him. Knife in hand.

"You really want to die today don't you?" She said pointing it at him.

He shook his head no. Then sat his head back closing his eyes.

God Sakura what crawled up you ass and died? Naruto said in the safety of his own mind.

Shikamaru thought it was pretty funny to see Naruto so scarred.

Not that I blame him. I would be scarred of Sakura too. He thought as he sat up. He was as bored as Sakura was.

He pulled out his knife too. "Hey sakura bet you couldn't hit that peace of chipped wood." He said pointing to a chunk of wood that was sitting maybe 5 feet from them.

Sakura smiled.

Finally something to do. She thought.

"Yea right." She said throwing her knife at the wood. But it hit a few centimeters from it.

"Dam." She said as she pulled back her knife.

"Told ya" Shikamaru said.

"Shut up Nara." Sakura threw her knife at his foot. He moved it easily out of the way.

"Watch." He said as he threw his knife at the wood. It hit dead on the mark. Witch made him smile then lean back down.

"Show off." Sakura reaching out to grab his knife. "Here." She was holding it out to him.

Shikamaru opened one eye to look at it. "Keep it. It's not worth sitting up for." He closed his eye so he didn't see Sakura's reaction.

Sakura pocketed it but gave him a one-finger salute along with it.

They rode the truck until the driver had to turn off the path.

"Thank you!" Sakura shouted back at the driver of the truck as it pulled off.

They walked for about an hour but it had started to get dark so they made camp.

Sakura built a fire and sat out the sleeping mats. Wile Shikamaru and Naruto set traps around them. Kakashi sat up in a tree and did nothing.

As usual we get stuck doing all the work while he dose nothing! Sakura thought as she rolled out the last of the sleeping mats.

"O.k. I'll take first watch. You guys get some sleep. Naruto I'll wake you up for next watch." With that Kakashi jumped up back in to the tree he had just been in.

Sakura shook her head and laid down on her mat. Scooting closer to the fire. The balls of her feet were all most in the flames.

Shikamaru and Naruto also lay down on their mats. Shikamaru put his hand behind his head and looked up at the sky. Naruto rolled over to his side facing Sakura.

"Naruto you'll wake up with no balls if I wake up with you spooning me. Got it?" Sakura opened one eye at him.

"Got it!" He said rolling over to face Shikamaru.

"Naruto you'll be waking up dead if you spoon me." Shikamaru said glancing over at him.

Sakura laughed and turned back over on to her stomach using her arms as a pillow.

God this is the most ridiculous mission. Why do we have to go? I mean sand is like two days from here. And I don't know how much more I can take of these idiots. Sakura thought as she closed her eyes.

"Ohm" Shikamaru huffed as he closed his eyes too.

….

Sakura woke up to Naruto shaking her awake.

"Sakuraaaa…wake up…" Naruto said rubbing his eyes.

She rolled over waving her hand in the air trying to nock Naruto away.

"Go away!!" Sakura said.

"Sakura it's your turn on watch." Naruto said shaking her awake.

She sat up. Looking around. Kakashi was on the mat next to her sleeping with his book over his face. Shikamaru was on his side facing the other way. She got up and stretched. Her bones popped as she jumped into the tree.

Naruto flopped down on his mat and instantly fell asleep.

She sat down on the branch and looked at the sun rising over the trees. Closing her eyes she could already feel the heat of the desert. And the sun just added to the heat. She reached up to her zipper on her shirt. She pulled it down so it showed the top of her bra.

God dam this heat. We aren't even in there yet. Sakura thought as she fanned herself with her hand.

She watched as the sun rose. The heat rose too.

"Hey…." Shikamaru said hoping up into the tree. Sakura looked up surprised.

"Hey Nara why are you up so early? Do you ah wake up at like noon?" Sakura smiled her eyes still closed trying to stay cool in the heat.

"Yea funny. I couldn't sleep in this heat." He said looking down at her unzipped shirt. Sakura could feel his eyes on her and thought she would have a little fun.

She stretched her body upward pulling her arms over her head. Making her zipper slip down just a little.

Shikamaru breath went a little ragged. He tried to push the image from his mind but failed.

Sakura opened her eyes slowly. Shikamaru jerked his head down but he knew he had gotten caught. Sakura smiled. Then pulled her zipper up.

"Sorry..." He said in a low voice.

To easy…looks like all men from are village are perverts she said to her self as she jumped down from the tree.

"Your watch now." She yelled up to Shikamaru.

"Yea…got it" He said rubbing the back of his neck.

She shook her head then pulled her mat over in the shade of the tree.

It's about 5:00 so I can get at lest an hour of sleep still. She thought as she sat down.

….

Kakashi pulled the book from his face leaving a layer of sweat on his forehead.

He sat up to see Sakura leaning up ageist a tree. He hair had fell around her face. It made a weird shadow on it. Naruto was sitting in the tree with Shikamaru. They were talking softly when Kakashi jumped up there.

"Hey Kakashi." Naruto said. He sounded miserable no doubt from the heat.

Kakashi nodded. " I think we should get moving soon. The sun will just get worse as the day goes on." He turned to Shikamaru.

"Go and get water from the river. It should be a few yards west from here. Naruto you get rid of all these traps. I'll wake Sakura." Kakashi jumped from the tree to land right next to her.

He bent down so he was face to face with her. He blew cool breath in to her face. She flinched.

Kakashi smirked. "Sakura…Sakura wake up..." Kakashi shook her by her shoulder.

"Umm…..man…..why is it so fucking hot?" Sakura wiped the sweat that had formed on her brow.

Kakashi shook his head. "You really do need to work on your vocabulary. Something I guess you picked for Tsunade?" Kakashi stood up offering his hand. She took it pulling her self up.

"Well what would you expect? I was with her more then my own mother." Sakura said walking over to her water bottle and taking a sip.

Kakashi watched as water leaked out of the corner of Sakura's mouth. It ran down to her chin where it dripped on to her chest. Kakashi had to pull his eyes away in fear that she would catch him looking.

Sakura dropped her water bottle on the ground. She looked up at Kakashi and noticed that he was a little flushed. She guessed it was from the heat.

"Kakashi-sensei do you want some water? You look a little pink." Sakura bent down and picked up the water bottle handing it to Kakashi.

"Yea…" Kakashi said grabbing the bottle chugging the water. Sakura laughed.

"Kakashi if you drink it all that fast your going to end up sick." She took the bottle away from him.

"So when are we leaving?" sakura asked as Naruto walked up behind her.

"Hey Sakura…" He looked around. "Don't tell Shikamaru that I told you but….He was totally checking you out." Naruto laughed but stopped when he heard Shikamaru walk in to camp.

"Hey guys….man the river was like 3 miles from here…" He stopped talking when he saw Naruto holding back a laugh and Kakashi looking at him with an eyebrow raised.

He didn't even see Sakura coming. Her fist blue with chakura. She landed right on top of him after sinking her fist in to his stomach.

He laid on the ground not able to move. Sakura was still on top of him when she bent down to whispered in his ear.

"Look Nara. I knew that you where looking at me this morning I didn't really mind, but I can't let Kakashi and Naruto know cuz then they would think I'm there own personal peep show…. So keep it down to mild perversion O.K.?" Sakura Got off of him and walked over to Naruto and Kakashi.

….

They had been running for almost three hours. But at around 3:00 they stopped and rested at a little town out side of the wind country. There was a restaurant so they walked in.

The hostess looked up from her book.

"Hello. You can just sit anywhere a waiter will be with you shortly." She waved top the half empty place then went back to her book.

They chose the booth right under the air vent. Sakura waited for Naruto to slid in.

"Sakura I want to sit on the out side." Naruto said to her. She raised an eyebrow.

"Um no I want to." Sakura folded her arms a cross her chest.

" You're the girl you should have to sit next to the wall!" Naruto wined.

Kakashi could see the vain pulsing in Sakura's head. "Excuse me? What did you say?" But before he could answer Sakura had flung him into the booth.

Naruto rubbed his shoulder trying to kill the pain. The other sat looking at their menus.

"Are you ready to order?" Sakura looked up to see their waiter. Her mouth nearly hit the floor. He had long black hair with bright blue tips. He had it pulled up into a sloppy ponytail. His green shirt clung to his muscles. She could almost see his 6-pack threw it.

And the smile he gave her when he looked down at her.

Oh my god! It should be a crime to look that dam hot! Call the fire department cuz he's the bomb!

She managed to spit out "Wa..ter" Wile the others ordered she couldn't help but stair at him.

"O.k. that should be right out." He said smiling. But before he walked away he looked down at Sakura. And winked then walked away.

Sakura took a second to catch her breath.

He winked at me! Oh my god I wish Ino pig was here to see this!

"Sakura???" Naruto was waving a hand in front of her. She snapped out of her daydream and looked at him. Her face was a little pink.

"Yea..?" She said smiling. Her mind was back to dirty thoughts of their waiter coming out and pouring her water all over him. Then asking her to lick it off. She snapped out of it when a napkin hit her in the face.

"I said are you sure you only want some water?" Naruto asked taking back his napkin.

"Yea I'm fine." She smiled and rubbed the back of her neck.

Kakashi knew that look. It was the same look she used to get when she was around Sasuke.

Her face is red. Not paying attention. Yep she likes are waiter. Kakashi didn't know if he liked that too much. But he could do nothing about it so he just sat there lessoning to them talk.

"Man I can wait to see Gaara! It's been like 4 years since Akatsuki tried to kill him." Naruto looked at Sakura. "Aren't you going to be happy to see him?" He asked Sakura.

"yea. Hey don't you think you should call him Kazekage now?" Sakura asked.

"Nawh he'll always be just Gaara to me." Naruto went to say something but was cut off by their waiter.

"O.k. who got the supreme ramen?" Naruto took it from his hand. Then they passed out the rest of the food. When he got to Sakura He put a plat of ramen in front of her.

"I got you some even though you didn't want anything. But don't worry it's on the house." He smiled at her then walked away.

"O.k. that guy was up to no good." Naruto said spooning ramen into his mouth.

"What do you mean?" Sakura asked looked at him.

"He totally just wanted to get in you pants.." He said.

Really? Sakura thought

"I thought he was sweet." Sakura said folding her arms over her chest again. Naruto huffed

"Yea right." He turned back to his ramen.

She didn't like his tone. "So what are you going to play big brother and beat up every guy that hits on me?" Sakura raised an eyebrow at him.

"No but that guy was a jerk. You could tell he had that hole 'I'm better then you' vibe around him." Both Kakashi and Shikamaru were watching them now.

"Oh what you mean confidence?" Sakura said sarcastically

"No I'm just saying you have horrible taste in men Sakura." Naruto said. But as soon as he said it he wished he could take it back.

"Yea well I took care of the Sasuke problem didn't I?" Sakura had raised her voice a little.

Naruto bowed his head in defeat.

Sakura closed her eyes trying to suppress the memory from coming back in to her head. But it played in her head anyway.

Sasuke laying on the floor covered in blood. He had been wounded from Naruto attack. But he was still alive. As Sakura stared at him Tsunade's word played in her head.

"Don't leave him there alive." Sasuke had become too big of a risk to the village.

Sakura closed her eyes she didn't want to see his face when she did it. Pulling out her sword she plunged it into his chest but not before he spoke three words that she had waited to hear almost all her life.

"I…love…yo..uu" Sakura opened her eyes to soon. Sasuke was starring up at her.

She pushed the image away as she got up from the table.

"Sakura where are you going?" Kakashi asked from his seat.

She stopped but didn't turn around. "I need some air." She went to walk away but Kakashi voice stopped her.

"There's plenty air in here. Sit back down." She contemplated her chances of making it out side.

"I would just drag you right back." Kakashi said as if reading her mind. She took a deep breath then sat back down at the table.

Naruto looked up at her. "Sakura look I didn't…"She cut him off

"No worries I'll get over it." She forked some ramen into her mouth.

"Jerk…." Sakura mumbled.

"I was trying to say sorry!" Naruto said.

She shook her head. "Not you! Our waiter. He forgot to bring me my water."

Her and Naruto laughed. Shikamaru smiled along with Kakashi.

And soon they where all back on the road. Walking in the afternoon heat. They still had a long way from the Sand village. And Kakashi had said they would make camp before nightfall. So there was promises that the hell would soon end.

"I sorry no wonder Gaara and his siblings were always in such a bad mood. It was the heat." Sakura said to no one in particular.

But Naruto answered. "Hey Sakura. What sound dose a camel make?" he smiled a little.

"…..What?" Sakura asked looking at him.

"I said what sound dose a camel make?"

Sakura looked puzzled. "I don't know? What?"

"Waaatterrr" Naruto started to laugh.

"Kakashi that's it Naruto has obviously lost his mind dew to heat exhaustion." Sakura smiled a little at her own joke.

"Yea right I could go for hours!" Naruto yelled.

"But then you would end up right in the hospital like always" She said back to him.

"Alright already will you two stop bickering if I say we can make camp here?" Kakashi looked at Sakura and Naruto.

"We weren't bickering! But yes we would stop if you said we could make camp." Sakura said.

So they made came doing the same things as last time.

Traps…

Mats…

Skip the fire….

Kakashi pulled out his book. Sitting down by the others. Sakura had taken out her sword and was cleaning it.

"Hey Sakura?" Naruto said sitting up.

"Um?" She answered not looking up.

Naruto cleared his throat before going on. "Do you think you could teach me how to use a sword." He asked.

Sakura looked up half a smile on her face. Kakashi expected her to say something smart. But she shook her head.

"Yea alright come on get up." She stud up and walked a few feet away.

"Hey but I don't have a sword." Naruto said walking over. Kakashi put his book down. He had to see this.

"Hey Kakashi. How long do you think it will be before the idiot stabs him self?" Shikamaru asked smiling.

"hm" Kakashi said half smiling.

Sakura pulled a scroll from her belt. Bit her thumb then put her hand to the ground with the bloody scroll in it.

"Summoning Jutsu!" Sakura said.

Then the scroll rolled out. Swords were lined up in a row. There was about 20 of them. Naruto's eyes widened so did Kakashi's and Shikamaru's.

"Yea I made that one up my self!" Sakura said happily walking over to one of the swords. It was long with a dark silver handle. There was writing down the handle.

She handed it to Naruto. "Do you feel anything?" Sakura asked

"No…" He said looking up to her. She held her had out for the sword. And gave him another that said

Sakura waited. "How about now?" He shook his head no. She looked puzzled.

Kakashi got up along with Shikamaru and walked over to them.

"Sakura are these chakura swords?" Kakashi asked. She shook her head.

"Wait what are chakura swords?" Naruto asked. Kakashi walked over to the swords looking for one in particular.

He saw it and pick it up. It automatically turned a sliver blue color.

"See my chakura type is lighting. So this sword reacts to my chakura." Kakashi sung the sword.

"O.k. so what type am I?" Naruto asked

Sakura looked up at him. "I have a hunch." She bent down a picked up a sword that had a bronze handle it said

Sakura handed it to him. And as soon as he touched it light appeared from it.

"That's weird." Sakura said.

"Why?" Naruto asked.

"Well you inherit you chakura type from you parents like DNA. But in are village there aren't a lot of wind chakura? Did you ever ask anyone who your parents were?" Sakura raised an eyebrow.

"No…."Naruto said looking down at the sword. Sakura touched the tip of his sword. Making him look up.

"Lets get started." She said moving to face him.

"O.k. what do you know about sword fighting?" Sakura asked

"Nothing." Naruto said with a smile.

"Alright then. Um just come at me with all you got." She went over and picked up the fire sword.

"Right!" He said running at her. He raised the sword and plunged it down at her.

She moved so fast Kakashi barely notice. Her sword was up and had blocked his and was already moving to stick him. She stopped at his neck.

Naruto froze.

"When he fight with sword it's different then regular fighting. You can't put your all into one hit you need to save it and once you've hit switch to defense. Or you'll end up like this." She pulled her sword away.

Naruto backed up.

"O.k. go ahead." Sakura said. Again Naruto ran at her and she blocked him. That went on for about 10 minutes.

"Naruto I mean I know you hard headed but come on!! You see that a head on attack isn't going to work. So why don't you try something else?" Sakura was standing quietly wile Naruto was breathing heavy.

"What do you mean?" Naruto huffed.

Kakashi had seen enough. He got up and picked up the lighting sword. "Move Naruto look I'll show you." He stud where Naruto was.

"Alright Kakashi if you think you can go ahead." Sakura smiled as He disappeared. Only to reappear behind her.

The sound of metal hit metal was loud. Kakashi stepped back then swiped the sword at her. She ducked then swiftly kicked his feet out from under him and stuck her sword across his throat.

"You see always strait from attack to defense. And vise versa." She smiled down at Kakashi.

He pulled himself up and place the sword back in the row.

"Alright Naruto." Sakura said. Then Naruto disappeared and attacked her from the side. They fought like that for over an hour.

"Naruto this is the last one." Sakura said. He nodded. "Go ahead." And again he disappeared.

O.k. he's been doing side back side front so this time should be back. Sakura thought.

She smiled and turned to face backwards. Her sword cut threw something orange. Sakura pulled back her sword.

"Man…..Sakuraaaa this was the only jacket I packed!" Naruto wined.

"Shit…..I'm sorry Naruto…dam." Sakura said walking over to him. She bent down to see if she had starched him.

"Your bleeding…I'm sorry I really didn't mean too." Sakura held up two fingers. Then her fire sword and the rest of them disappeared. The scroll was lying on the ground rapped uptight.

Sakura walked over to pick it up.

"Sakura You cut me! It's all over the jacket!" Naruto twisted to see his side better. She shook her head. Then walked back to him and Kakashi and Shikamaru who had walked up seeing the blood.

"What happened?" Shikamaru asked with little interest.

"SHE TRIED TO KILL ME!" Naruto yelled. Sakura closed her eyes trying to stay calm. "Naruto you ass tard you know it was a accident." Sakura said.

Kakashi looked at Naruto's ripped jacket then at the blood. She side.

"Sakura get over here and heal him please." Kakashi asked. She nodded and walked over to Naruto.

"Take off you shirt." She said looking down at his jacket that he had already pulled off. Naruto did what she asked and pulled his shirt off.

But Sakura wasn't ready for what she saw.

Holey shit! When did Naruto get this ripped?

Sakura closed her mouth quickly. She then built up her chakura and placed her hand on his warm side.

"There." She said pulling her hand away to show a clean side. Rolling her eyes she walked over to her mat and sat down.

Her eyes flicked to something that caught the corner of her eye. She turned to see it was Kakashi book. Sakura picked it up reading over the front cover.

Make out paradise Volume 2? God I can't believe he reads this trash.

"You know you have to be 18 to read that?" Kakashi said standing above Sakura.

"Well you know I haven't been a teenager for about three years but its not like I would want to read this trash anyway." Sakura looked back down at the book as Kakashi sat down next to her.

"You know lots of people read those books? They appeal to all kinds of people." Kakashi looked over to her.

She was giving him a come-on look. "Yea perverts." Sakura said as she flipped open the book. Kakashi leaned over to see where she had opened it to.

Sakura's eye skimmed the page until they stopped on this sentence. She read it aloud to prove her point.

"He threw her on to the bed. Not taking the time to undo the rose colored buttons that held her shirt up. He instead ripped her shirt right off leaving her naked chest open for his eyes to rome."

Sakura snapped the book shut with one hand. Then looked over at Kakashi.

"Yea…appeals to all kinds of people. I just love to read about people have sex in unreal circumstance. It's top ten in my book clubs favorites." She rolled her eyes and dropped the book into his lap.

"Ew sakura I really didn't want to know that." Kakashi said smiling.

"Shut up." She shook her head. Pulled out a knife and started to fix her nails. Kakashi looked up from his now open book. His face showed he was slightly annoyed.

"Sakura do you mind? I'm trying to read here?" Kakashi raised an eyebrow at her.

She got up. "Excuse me! I forgot that you need your 23 hours of daily PORN!" Sakura walked over to Naruto and Shikamaru. But she was still close enough to hear Kakashi whisper

"It's a romance novel!"