WCSR EQUIS Chapter 1: First Broadcast, a my little pony fanfic

Hello out there in the countless versions of Equestria! This is DJ Nylarhotep coming to you live from the center of All things. We've got an awesome show for you tonight, the first Heartsong is sung by two fan favorites. She's one of the heroes that fixed the changeling's patterns and the first friend of Starlight Glimmer. He's the most powerful of the soldier class and the last known changeling to convert other then Chrysalis. He was even the ex-queen's right hand bug! But he did convert and she was a big reason for that. They both have ego's the size of Celestia's ass, I give you Pharynx and Trixie, singing Bad Marefriend.

[Trixie's Voice echoes out over the airwaves, singing her Heartsong to the Tune of Bad Girlfriend by Theory of A Deadman.]

My Pharynx Is A Trouble Magnet

My Pharynx Goes Right At It

I'm Hot, Don't Stop

Up On Stage, Call The Shots

Trick Them All, Run Like Hell

He Gets Me Hot, Dream Of Him

I'm A Dirty Mare

Flirt Around

Swing With Mare's From Out Of Town

Grab My Ass, Act So Tough

Mess With Me, He'll Fuck You Up

No One Ever Know's It's All About The Show

But He's All Mine Later Tonight

I like To Play Them All

I Play Like I'm In Heat

He Likes To Pull My Mane

While I make Him Grind His Teeth

He Likes To Strip Me Down

I'm His Until The End

No Doubt About It

I'm His Bad, Bad Mare Friend

[Pharynx's rough voice echoes over the airwaves, responding to His Trixie's call]

Show's on

Dragged Along

Love This Mare

Strung Along

Come Together, Leave Alone

They Don't Really Know

That She's Mine After The Show

And We're Meeting Back Stage Tonight

I Say Their Never Gonna Know

Where She Goes After The Show

But I'm Gonna Have Her Later Tonight

[Trixie's voice continues her Pharynx's thoughts as she growls her words]

I'm Gonna Pull Him Down

Make Him Think That I'm In Heat

He's Gonna Pull My Hair

While He's Buried Deep In Me

I'm Gonna Strip It Off

I'm His Until The End

I Know What I Am

There's No Doubt, I'm His Bad, Bad Marefriend

[Pharynx's deep growl challenges the world]

Didn't Take Us Long to Hook Up Right

Doesn't Make Us Wrong

Doesn't Make You Right

[Trixie Calls forth her desire]

My Pharynx Is A Chick Magnet

My Pharynx Gotta Have Him

[Pharynx snarls his admiration]

She's A Hair Trigger

Full Figured

Built For Trouble

Heavy Drinker

[Trixie announces her exit]

Shows All Over

Came And Went

Run Along

Skip The Rent

[The two sing as one, declaring their feelings]

We Look Around And All We See

Is Way To Good And Sappy

We're So Bad

We're Fixed You See

Our Future It's Gonna Be

[Pharynx Shouts his intent]

I'm Gonna Tap That Ass

Gonna Make Her Moan For Me

I'm Gonna Pull Her Hair

While She's Lying Under Me

I'm Gonna Strip Her Down

She's Mine Until The End

I Know What She Is

No Doubt About It

She's My Bad, Bad Marefriend

Again That was Bad Marefriend sung by Trixie and Pharynx! This Next Song comes to us from over in Terra. She's the defeated leader of the Sirens, a Time lost, orange haired refuge from Equestria. Hoping to be no longer ignored and maybe find her way home. He's a massage therapist that packs a lot of muscle, but has a soft touch and just wants someone of his own. Here is Adagio Dazzle and Bulk Biceps singing their Heart's version of Queen's Can Anybody Find Me Somebody to Love.

[Adagio's strong voice echoes over the airwaves]

Why Can't I find Anybody, Everyone Else Has Somebody To Love

Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh

Each Morning I'm Alone I Cry a Little

Can't Barely Stand To Breath

Take A Look at Myself

Take A Look at My Reflection

And Sigh At What I See

Look What Starswirl Did To Me

Yeah Yeah

I Spent All Those Years Dreaming Of Home

But There's Just No Way That Can Be

Oh Anybody

Oh, Anybody

Why Can't Anybody be my Somebody To Love?

[A Melodic Voice from Heaven drifts from the speakers of the radio, as Bulk Bicep begins his song]

Yeah

I Push Hard, So Very Hard

Everyday Of My Life

I Pushed Till I Became Strong

At The End Of My Day

I Go Home Just To Be Alone

I Go To Bed And I Bundle Tight

To Hide These Tears That Run Down My Eyes

Anybody, Oh Anybody, Can Anybody Be My Somebody To Love

[Adagio's sultry voice intertwines with Bulks Operatic power as they both continue their lament]

I Worked Hard, Everyday

I Pushed And I Dreamed And I Tried

But All The Others Put Me Down

They Say That It's Crazy

They Say I Got Only One Thing In My Brain

I've no Strength Left

Their Is no one here to Relieve

Yeah Yeah

[The Guitar solo echoes over the night, calling to the two singers, singers that here not the other's call]

[Again the two call their grief to the uncaring world]

Ooh, Why Can't Somebody

Ooh' Somebody

Anybody Be My Somebody To Love

Why Can't Anybody Be My Somebody To Love

[Adagio's voice falters, her pain on clear display as her voice cracks]

Got No Dreams

Got No Power

They Took All I Had From Me

They Took Something Deep Within Me

Not Ok, Not Alright

Isn't Alright, Not Alright

I Can't Rise From This Defeat

I Keep Screaming Out

I Want Out Of This Hell

But I Know I'll Never Be Free, Ooooh

[Bulk Calls his want out, the beat of his heart that timing of his Chorus]

Can I Have Somebody To Love

Can I Have SomeBody To Love

Can I Have Somebody To Love

[Adagio Echoes his want, his call as her own desire bursts forth]

Can I Have Somebody To Love

Somebody, Anybody

Anybody, Can I Have Somebody To Love

Why Will No One Be My Somebody To Love?

[The two once more join in their mutual demand of the heveans]

Why Can't Anybody, Be My Somebody To Love?

[Their Question unanswered, their Heartsong drifts off into silence, quietly unanswered into the void]

Sadly, some go their entire existences looking for their Somebody To Love. I should now, I have yet to find mine. To all you fellow seekers of the lonely hearts club band, this is Dj Nylarhotep signing off.