Will(author):Hello! And welcome to Shaman King Weakest Link style ^______^
Mai(author's odd friend): Mustache
Will:......what?
Mai: Muuuuuusttttacchhheee ^0^
Will: Of course......Anyways we hope u enjoy the story
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Justin: Hello! I'm Justin Timberla!(the less anoying twin brother of Justin Timberlake) Il'l be your host for the Weekest Link!! Let's meet our contestants
Yoh: Hello! 'Im Yoh Asakura! I love flinging around things and hitting Silva in the head while singing to my armband ^0^
Manta: Hello. I'm Manta Oyamada. Although you cannot see me because I am hidden by the podium,
I assure you I'm giving you all the finger.
Ren: Cheerio! I'm Ren Tao! Would you like tea and crumpets? *hands out tea and crumpets* Oh,I'm supposed to beevil aren't I?......*dully* mwahaha and such.
Jun: Cheeerrrriiioooo! I'm Jun Tao! My hair looks like a palm tree with sticks holding it . I can breath under water......Woooo! *scary noise*
Anna: Hello. I'm Anna Kyoyama. I never smile. Oh god........I need help......mentally.......*plays trumpet*
Horo Horo: Hey! I'm Horo Horo! Mustache for you! Mustache for me! I have a mustache! You have one too!
Lyserg: Hello. I'm Lyserg. Everyone thinks I'm a girl.......but I'm not.....or am I? *Swings crystal* Sooo pretty......I want to touch it.....I'm gonna getcha! *swings it around* *stabs himself in forehead*
Hao: My name is Hao...or is it Huuu....Hauuuu.......Anyways I love my floofy star pants.*flips hair back and forth* And my hair is so prettyful and long ^-^ *singing* I feel preeeeeetty,oh so preeeetty...
Justin:T_T *sweatdrop*
Lyserg: O_O
Yoh: O_O
Manta: O_O
Horo Horo: ^0^
Justin: Anways on with the show!! 3 minutes on the clock! Yoh?
Yoh:*singing to armband* Hush little baby don't say a word.....
Justin: MY FAVORITE SONG! I mean.......Yo dawgs....this shows off da shizzle fanizzle......yeah.Anyways, What is the capital of USA?
Yoh: ...........*swings wristband around and flings it at Justin* You got mail Papi!
Justin: Incorrect. * link 0* Manta?....*looks for Manta* Manta?
Manta: *Is now a speck due to a shrinking problem* Down here.
Justin: Holy poop on a biscuit!
Anna: *plays trumpet*
Justin: Right.....Anywho,what is the square root of 5?
Manta:*thinking* I'll just say 273743! Cant go wrong with 273743! 273734!
Justin: Incorrect *link 0*
Manta: *about to say something to Justin but gets swept up by the janitor*
Justin: Ren?
Ren: *upper half of his body flops over* Umm..a little assistance old chums
*Yoh goes to help*
Justin: *takes out gun* No! Let him suffer! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yoh: ^0^
Justin: On with the question, What does Yoh have on his head?
Ren: Oh that's an easy one! His hair! ^0^
Justin:..........headphones dumbass *link 0*
Ren: Now its time for my evilness........Bastard and such.
Justin: T_T
Ren: Bastard
Justin: Stop.
Ren: Bastard
Justin: *take out Sally's giant mallot* DIEEEE!
Ren: *from under mallot* mmmmf!
Justin: Now that that unpleasentness in behind us.... Jun?
Justin: Jun,what movie did the author just see
Jun:Kill Bill Under the Tuscan Sun...Good boy!
Justin: That's 3 movies,baka *link 0*
Jun: I'm furious! _
Justin: Ok there Naomi Campbell.
Jun: Now I'm really mad!
Hao: Cue the rampage music!
*music plays as Jun chases Justin around with a trumpet that she stole from Anna*
Anna: Wahhhh! Q_Q (Gah! ^_^ New face)
Justin: *stops Jun* Alright calm down..... Go hit a stewerdess or something
Jun: Alrighty ^________________________________^
Justin: Alright... Anna?
Anna: I want my trumpet
Justin: What is the name of Ren's ghost?
Anna: Trumpet
Justin: A real answer please?
Anna: Trumpet Tao
Justin: Nice try slut *link 0*
Anna: Sticks and stones may break my bones...
Horo Horo: *throws sticks and stones at Anna*
Anna: OW! MY BONES!
Horo Horo: ^0^ WOOOOO! *dances around throwing oreos*
Justin: O_O
Yoh: O_O
Anna: #_# -----bruises on eyes
Justin: Horo Horo?
Horo Horo: Please, call me Trey
Justin:...O_o?
ahem....Trey: What?
Justin: Horo Horo sounds better
Horo Horo: My dub name is Trey.....you don't want to make him angry.....HE MAY START DANCING ON YOUR FACE
Justin: Ok?
Horo Horo: Ssssssss! Im a sssssnake! ^0^
Justin: O_O Ahem...the question is :Which is the bigger ocean? Atlantic or Pacific?
Horo Horo: I'm a piranah! roar!
Justin: Piranah's don't roar...and you're wrong *link 0*
Horo Horo: Shut up please ^_^
Justin:Lyserg?
Lyserg: Hardest bu'in to bu'in!
Justin: *dances* Oh ya!
Lyserg:.........would you like a shiny quarter?
Justin: ........Yes.........I'm so poor.....Damn network
Lyserg: There you go! ^_^
Justin: .............Correct ^________^*link 100*
Hao: You didn't ask a question!
Justin: Shut up you Micheal Jackson wannabe
Hao: Just because I like little children........*hugs the little boy with the afro......dont know his name*
Justin: Oh lucky you! It's your turn! ^___^
Hao: Bank!
Justin: Hao....your hair is so FLIPPY! ^0^
Hao:Afro boy! I'm frightened!
Justin: What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Hao:...........Chegg
Justin:What da fudge?!
Hao: A cross between chicken and egg! Now I cannot be wrong! MWAHAH- *gets hit by orange* *link 0*
Lyserg: ^000000000000000^
Justin: Did your mouth just mutilply?
Lyserg: Why yes. Yes it did
Justin: O_O Time for you to vote!
Voice:I enjoy McDonalds ^-^
Yoh: Hao
Ren: Justin
Jun: Hao
Anna: Trumpet Tao
Horo Horo: Hao
Manta: *from the trash can* : HAO!
Lyserg: Hao
Hao:Afro boy
Justin: Hao,with 5 votes you are the weakest link! Goodbye!
*After Show*
Hao: Oh well....at least I have still have Afro Boy...and my floofy pants ^-^
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Next time: Special Guest Host Mr. Unibrow! :(
Mai(author's odd friend): Mustache
Will:......what?
Mai: Muuuuuusttttacchhheee ^0^
Will: Of course......Anyways we hope u enjoy the story
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Justin: Hello! I'm Justin Timberla!(the less anoying twin brother of Justin Timberlake) Il'l be your host for the Weekest Link!! Let's meet our contestants
Yoh: Hello! 'Im Yoh Asakura! I love flinging around things and hitting Silva in the head while singing to my armband ^0^
Manta: Hello. I'm Manta Oyamada. Although you cannot see me because I am hidden by the podium,
I assure you I'm giving you all the finger.
Ren: Cheerio! I'm Ren Tao! Would you like tea and crumpets? *hands out tea and crumpets* Oh,I'm supposed to beevil aren't I?......*dully* mwahaha and such.
Jun: Cheeerrrriiioooo! I'm Jun Tao! My hair looks like a palm tree with sticks holding it . I can breath under water......Woooo! *scary noise*
Anna: Hello. I'm Anna Kyoyama. I never smile. Oh god........I need help......mentally.......*plays trumpet*
Horo Horo: Hey! I'm Horo Horo! Mustache for you! Mustache for me! I have a mustache! You have one too!
Lyserg: Hello. I'm Lyserg. Everyone thinks I'm a girl.......but I'm not.....or am I? *Swings crystal* Sooo pretty......I want to touch it.....I'm gonna getcha! *swings it around* *stabs himself in forehead*
Hao: My name is Hao...or is it Huuu....Hauuuu.......Anyways I love my floofy star pants.*flips hair back and forth* And my hair is so prettyful and long ^-^ *singing* I feel preeeeeetty,oh so preeeetty...
Justin:T_T *sweatdrop*
Lyserg: O_O
Yoh: O_O
Manta: O_O
Horo Horo: ^0^
Justin: Anways on with the show!! 3 minutes on the clock! Yoh?
Yoh:*singing to armband* Hush little baby don't say a word.....
Justin: MY FAVORITE SONG! I mean.......Yo dawgs....this shows off da shizzle fanizzle......yeah.Anyways, What is the capital of USA?
Yoh: ...........*swings wristband around and flings it at Justin* You got mail Papi!
Justin: Incorrect. * link 0* Manta?....*looks for Manta* Manta?
Manta: *Is now a speck due to a shrinking problem* Down here.
Justin: Holy poop on a biscuit!
Anna: *plays trumpet*
Justin: Right.....Anywho,what is the square root of 5?
Manta:*thinking* I'll just say 273743! Cant go wrong with 273743! 273734!
Justin: Incorrect *link 0*
Manta: *about to say something to Justin but gets swept up by the janitor*
Justin: Ren?
Ren: *upper half of his body flops over* Umm..a little assistance old chums
*Yoh goes to help*
Justin: *takes out gun* No! Let him suffer! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yoh: ^0^
Justin: On with the question, What does Yoh have on his head?
Ren: Oh that's an easy one! His hair! ^0^
Justin:..........headphones dumbass *link 0*
Ren: Now its time for my evilness........Bastard and such.
Justin: T_T
Ren: Bastard
Justin: Stop.
Ren: Bastard
Justin: *take out Sally's giant mallot* DIEEEE!
Ren: *from under mallot* mmmmf!
Justin: Now that that unpleasentness in behind us.... Jun?
Justin: Jun,what movie did the author just see
Jun:Kill Bill Under the Tuscan Sun...Good boy!
Justin: That's 3 movies,baka *link 0*
Jun: I'm furious! _
Justin: Ok there Naomi Campbell.
Jun: Now I'm really mad!
Hao: Cue the rampage music!
*music plays as Jun chases Justin around with a trumpet that she stole from Anna*
Anna: Wahhhh! Q_Q (Gah! ^_^ New face)
Justin: *stops Jun* Alright calm down..... Go hit a stewerdess or something
Jun: Alrighty ^________________________________^
Justin: Alright... Anna?
Anna: I want my trumpet
Justin: What is the name of Ren's ghost?
Anna: Trumpet
Justin: A real answer please?
Anna: Trumpet Tao
Justin: Nice try slut *link 0*
Anna: Sticks and stones may break my bones...
Horo Horo: *throws sticks and stones at Anna*
Anna: OW! MY BONES!
Horo Horo: ^0^ WOOOOO! *dances around throwing oreos*
Justin: O_O
Yoh: O_O
Anna: #_# -----bruises on eyes
Justin: Horo Horo?
Horo Horo: Please, call me Trey
Justin:...O_o?
ahem....Trey: What?
Justin: Horo Horo sounds better
Horo Horo: My dub name is Trey.....you don't want to make him angry.....HE MAY START DANCING ON YOUR FACE
Justin: Ok?
Horo Horo: Ssssssss! Im a sssssnake! ^0^
Justin: O_O Ahem...the question is :Which is the bigger ocean? Atlantic or Pacific?
Horo Horo: I'm a piranah! roar!
Justin: Piranah's don't roar...and you're wrong *link 0*
Horo Horo: Shut up please ^_^
Justin:Lyserg?
Lyserg: Hardest bu'in to bu'in!
Justin: *dances* Oh ya!
Lyserg:.........would you like a shiny quarter?
Justin: ........Yes.........I'm so poor.....Damn network
Lyserg: There you go! ^_^
Justin: .............Correct ^________^*link 100*
Hao: You didn't ask a question!
Justin: Shut up you Micheal Jackson wannabe
Hao: Just because I like little children........*hugs the little boy with the afro......dont know his name*
Justin: Oh lucky you! It's your turn! ^___^
Hao: Bank!
Justin: Hao....your hair is so FLIPPY! ^0^
Hao:Afro boy! I'm frightened!
Justin: What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Hao:...........Chegg
Justin:What da fudge?!
Hao: A cross between chicken and egg! Now I cannot be wrong! MWAHAH- *gets hit by orange* *link 0*
Lyserg: ^000000000000000^
Justin: Did your mouth just mutilply?
Lyserg: Why yes. Yes it did
Justin: O_O Time for you to vote!
Voice:I enjoy McDonalds ^-^
Yoh: Hao
Ren: Justin
Jun: Hao
Anna: Trumpet Tao
Horo Horo: Hao
Manta: *from the trash can* : HAO!
Lyserg: Hao
Hao:Afro boy
Justin: Hao,with 5 votes you are the weakest link! Goodbye!
*After Show*
Hao: Oh well....at least I have still have Afro Boy...and my floofy pants ^-^
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Next time: Special Guest Host Mr. Unibrow! :(